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Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 4:06 pm
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There’s was a little cunt from Cunts Corner, Who had fartslice disorder, His arse followed through, And between me and you, The cunt’s now a freak show Performer

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jiggerycock

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 4:09 pm Report

Caviar to swine in here mate. We need to get you a 'Gilbert' to go with your 'Sullivan', bang out afew bon-mot comic operas and wheel home the zlotys before you can say Richard Stilgoe's a cunt.


jiggerycock

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Cunts: 66
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 4:10 pm Report

Aaaaaaaanyway. There was an old lady from Horton. Who had one great big tit and one short 'un. And on top of all that. A big hairy twat. And a fart like a 650 Norton


Anonymous Account
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 4:13 pm Report

Very good jazz...... There was a cunt from Jakarta, who was a magnificent farter, on the strength of one bean he played god save the queen and Beethoven's moonlight sonata and fartslice in D?.......


Jazz

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Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 4:22 pm Report
Quoted jiggerycock,
Caviar to swine in here mate. We need to get you a 'Gilbert' to go with your 'Sullivan', bang out afew bon-mot comic operas and wheel home the zlotys before you can say Richard Stilgoe's a cunt.

Before one of you lot do it… There once was this cunt called Jazz, who many dismissed as a spaz, with not an ounce of pizzaz or razzmatazz, he should be locked-up on Alcatraz.


Cuntybaws

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Cunts: 114
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 4:33 pm Report
Quoted Jazz,
Before one of you lot do it… There once was this cunt called Jazz, who many dismissed as a spaz, with not an ounce of pizzaz or razzmatazz, he should be locked-up on Alcatraz.

Fuck it, beaten to the punch, I was just working on the last rhyme there too!

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ReverendCoitus

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Cunts: 178
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 5:27 pm Report

Poetry's for cunts. I couldn't be arsed to make it rhyme.


DrewPeacock

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Cunts: 69
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 5:42 pm Report

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host of fucking cunts....

It's still a work in progress.

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Cuntybaws

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Cunts: 114
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 5:55 pm Report

If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And — which is more — you’ll be a Cunt, my son!


jiggerycock

Comments: 2240
Cunts: 66
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 6:02 pm Report
Quoted Cuntybaws,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And — which is more — you’ll be a Cunt, my son!

If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, You've got ADHD You dopey little half-ounce.


Jazz

Comments: 5467
Cunts: 391
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 6:04 pm Report
Quoted Cuntybaws,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And — which is more — you’ll be a Cunt, my son!

Pam Ayers, had best watch her back


Cuntybaws

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Cunts: 114
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 6:06 pm Report
Quoted Jazz,
Pam Ayers, had best watch her back

Why, is Monkeyarse about?

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Anonymous Account
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 10:04 pm Report

There once was a verbose cunt called Jazz; Whose endless threading revealed him as a spaz; But the sad little clown; Just couldn’t slow down; So Jelly Tot had to order him gassed.


Jazz

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Cunts: 391
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 10:22 pm Report
Quoted Anonymous Account,
There once was a verbose cunt called Jazz; Whose endless threading revealed him as a spaz; But the sad little clown; Just couldn’t slow down; So Jelly Tot had to order him gassed.

There IS a Jelly-Twot Twat, but despite of all that, slowing down has never been my thing. And I take no advice (from an obvious Fartslice) and so thank you, but go suck your arse ring.


Cuntybaws

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Cunts: 114
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 10:30 pm Report

I was going to do one about Frank, but it would be like shooting ducks on water.


Jazz

Comments: 5467
Cunts: 391
Tuesday, September 24, 2013, 10:33 pm Report
Quoted Cuntybaws,
I was going to do one about Frank, but it would be like shooting ducks on water.

Oh. Go on. Please don't let me or anybody else stop you.



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