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  2. judgetwi

    Ivan Gurga

    Judging by his lack of pallor, his name, his criminal record and his taste for cheap sportswear I would guess that Ivan is a Roma Pikey. We have a lot of them in Londonistan but generally you only see the women and children on their daily routine of begging, shoplifting and pickpocketing. If you’re lucky you might catch a glimpse of Ivan and his pals picking them up in their BMWs at the end of a hard day’s work to relieve them of their “earnings”. Their English is pretty poor but there’s one word they know.......”racist!!!” Welcome to Guy Verhofstadt’s European Empire.
  3. You spend a Friday night at home watching a Boyzone video? Now that is fucked-up. Go on , tell us more. What were they wearing? Sorry for late reply. My internet allowance ran out - right in the middle of Naked Attraction as well - just as the tranny was about to get his kit off. Fucking Vodaphone.
  4. If you give me a time and place I will do a 2 hour photo session for £500 plus travelling and expenses (cash only paid in advance).
  5. He has probably got lost trying to leave his bachelor pad. The senile old cunt.
  6. Sorry I don't do estimates .. I always work for a fixed price .. £1,250 for a wedding. 100 protos in album and on usb key.
  7. Me and Mrs Ape watched What Becomes Of The Broken Hearted tonight, while we wait for Frank to arrive. It’s a fucking good film, as was the original. It’s given me loads of ideas on how I’ll welcome @Frank into the Ape household when he comes visiting. The stupid fucking wanker.
  8. I will write to the little orange man.
  9. 146 comments in a few days since joining. Shows eagerness but lacks quality. Makes Ed look good, that was painful for me to type.
  10. I see you’ve throttled back on your prolific posting rate - that’s good. The next thing you need to address is the content. There’s no nice way to say this I’m afraid, but I honestly believe you’re a mindless, verbose, stupid piece of shit. You don’t have to post every absurd notion that pops into your little head. Less is more, cretin.
  11. That would qualify him as Chief Superintendent of the Stafford general (under £1 ) confectionary-theft investigation division. But please estimate the combined tonnage of shit that this cunt has sucked from top-brass arseholes , to get to his current position.
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  13. Can someone tell me how a half-caste ex-Mars Bar salesman from Stafford is qualified to be an assistant Commissioner of the British Police force? In charge of the armed policing unit , despite never training in firearms?
  14. Major Cunt

    Ivan Gurga

    I always presumed it was a male sex-doll, or a Brazilian rent-boy preserved in formaldehyde. You live and you learn hey!
  15. King Billy

    Ivan Gurga

    No Frank. You have advanced and aggressive AIDS. That’s all you’ve got left. Get over it. Everyone else has.
  16. Ape

    Ivan Gurga

    God damn ape! Frank, are you coming this weekend? I hope so - I’m genuinely looking forward to meeting you.
  17. Yeah and the slimy little goblin faced cunt, as his final act of treason is going to pack it in on 31st of October, and will make sure that he gives preferential time to the commons to elect his successor, before the general election, so the remain filled commons can pick another biased fucking traitor. The dirty little fucking bullying cunt was told to consider his position by Dame Laura Cox when she finished her inquiry into bullying of staff by MPs. He refused and used a speakers veto to stop details about his involvement being released under the freedom of information act. Corrupt as fuck.
  18. I was thinking Princess Exorbitant Interest Rate. It makes your Highness seem strangely relevant
  19. You think this tosser is bad. Harriet fucking Harman wants to be the next speaker.
  20. These latest strikes are a predatory paedophile's dream. Not allowed within 500 yards of a school? Just pick off a straggler from the nearest protest march, sorted. Also, harsh as it may sound, the inbred denizens of Vanuata aren't really going to be that much of a loss to humanity, now are they?
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