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  2. camberwell gypsy

    Tom Daley getting married - Wow

    It's a shame this 16 year old prick didn't mistake gypsy loving Joe Marler for this player. He'd have ripped his fucking head off and ate it with fava beans and a glass of Castrol GTX. Fafafafafafafafafa!
  3. camberwell gypsy

    Sun bingo advert

    Isn't that the sausage avoider from Criminal Minds?
  4. Couldn't give a shit

    Tom Daley getting married - Wow

    My old PE teacher was from Llanelli and was of the unshakeable opinion that Rugby was a man's game even if it meant you had a broken jaw, concussion and multiple rib fractures. If by some miracle the sadistic bastard is still alive, this will certainly kill him.
  5. scotty

    Cunts With Stretched Earlobes

    This spacktard could hold those rings over his eyes and do an impromptu elton john impression. But even that couldn't make him look any more of a cunt.
  6. scotty

    Christmas lunch cunts

    Yes indeed, lads. But I maintain I'm providing a necessary service, and have never claimed it was voluntary.
  7. Today
  8. Stubby Pecker

    Cunts With Stretched Earlobes

  9. Stubby Pecker

    Christmas lunch cunts

    Only when his neighbours go away for a weeks holiday. Pets suffer the same (possibly worse) fate
  10. Eric Cuntman

    Christmas lunch cunts

    And those tender moments back in your med school days, with all those generously donated university cadavers. I suppose you make your own now.
  11. Eric Cuntman

    Cunts With Stretched Earlobes

    What do the ears look like with the napkin rings removed? I'm guessing a 5 inch loop of bacon rind resting on the shoulder. How utterly fucking goddamned attractive. (P. Anderson, 'Barb Wire')
  12. scotty

    Christmas lunch cunts

    .....in my Harley Street days. Aah, memories....
  13. Stubby Pecker

    Christmas lunch cunts

    Careful old bean, we're getting into skull-fucking territory. I believe Mr Baws would be the man to ask on that one, the filthy Jock motherfucker
  14. scotty

    Cunts With Stretched Earlobes

    I have no idea why these ridiculous cunts do this to their ears, but the sight of them turns my fucking stomach. Let's hope the earring hoop things turn out to be carcinogenic and sanity prevails.
  15. Eric Cuntman

    Christmas lunch cunts

    Drawing the edges of skin together and securing them with a bit of twine, creates a much tighter hole.. errm.. just something I overheard.
  16. Stubby Pecker

    Cunts With Stretched Earlobes

    Standard first post on every thread from you, fuckwit. Unfunny and pointless, breaking the precious rules again. A genuinely funny riposte you'd do well to learn from Pen
  17. Stubby Pecker

    Christmas lunch cunts

    Do you have any further details of this awful practice? Asking for a friend
  18. Alfie Noakes

    Sun bingo advert

    I do not read that, it is too right wing.
  19. Jiggerycock

    Sun bingo advert

    When he can pull himself away (ha!) from his 'manage a un'
  20. Witheredscrote

    Sun bingo advert

    Do you have your Morning Star delivered every day?
  21. Alfie Noakes

    Sun bingo advert

    I do not buy into the controlled media. Knobjockey.
  22. Witheredscrote

    Christmas lunch cunts

    He sounds just like Ape, monotone, repetitious, and boring. lol lol
  23. Lord Punkape

    Christmas lunch cunts

    Ape preparing for Christmas lunch..... lol.
  24. Witheredscrote

    Sun bingo advert

    Our Neil would go for her on the left, and 'eavans, left to his own devices, would form a menage de trois with the other two.
  25. Cunty BigBollox

    John 'knob jockey' Barrowman

    He looks as if he's been nobbling too many sausages with the extra lumber he's carrying around his jowls and midriff. Oh..err! I'm such a bitch. Fabulous!
  26. Wybunbury Bertie

    Sun bingo advert

    Its your daily newspaper. and in your case @Lord Punkape the word is oink.
  27. Eric Cuntman

    John 'knob jockey' Barrowman

    If a straight man touches a woman's arse, and she turns round and smacks him in the face, she will be applauded for defending herself in the face of chauvinism and harassment. If a gay man touches a straight mans arse and the straight man reacts the same way as the woman and turns round and whacks the bloke who touched him, he will be labelled a homophobic hate criminal.
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