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  2. Sounds like some kind of parasitic brain-eating worm to me, Eric. Stab wounds often lead to a low grade infection or, worse yet, MRSA. Once that has a foothold, requiring regular visits to NHS facilities in the London area, it’s only a matter of time before necrotising fasciitis sets in and takes your face, while leprosy claims your bollocks and Ebola has what’s left.
  3. Bill, what the fuck did I do to get banned on Friday night? I was completely wankered and can't remember.
  4. T'would seem there are a select few alright Panzermurphybaby
  5. Coming from you that is pure gold. Perhaps you could give me some advice on how I might do that? How are you getting on on that department yourself? You twisted fucking bollockless hag.
  6. Poor old Pen, reduced to name dropping me in a desperate attempt for attention. You're a dense cunt of monumental proportions, aren't you? I hate to break it to you, but you're ubiquitous to 99.9% of punters, hopefully it's gonna sink in one day. You're finished here...
  7. Three months ago your new bum chum Marjorie was trying to get you off the fucking site. Grow a fucking pair.
  8. Get off the site now. Fucking idiot.
  9. I flogged them on EBay to a nice gentleman called Paul Gadd.
  10. What a horrible little petulant twat you are. A weak insecure stubby/wiz/wolfie idiot rolled into one.
  11. Bar shift starts in 30 minutes? The gig economy can be a bitch.
  12. He's been sending me selected pages from Mein Kampf in DM's, Jewdy, and is heavily pushing the idea of a pilgrimage to Bavaria. In fact his last message contained a video of him sporting lederhosen while proclaiming National Socialism from the in-store tannoy in Tesco. I knew he was off-key, but I think he's finally lost it...
  13. Glowworm

    The Irish

    You got the tummy ache?
  14. judgetwi

    The Irish

    Cambridge University is a seat of learning that has been around a very long time. However, I doubt that there is a single cunt within those hallowed walls who can explain why you have been around for an equally long time and nobody has kicked your fucking head in. Or perhaps they have?...... kicked your head in I mean. That would certainly explain a lot.
  15. Did you get out of bed the wrong side this morning Juggles?
  16. I’m not picking on anyone. And I don’t think you should be coming on here, or any fucking where else, and describing other people as “feeble minded.” Just my opinion....... or did I get it from the BBC website? Give me some time to think about it and i’ll get back to you and tell you to fuck off. Possibly.
  17. Why do you persist in picking on feeble minded cunts such as Marjorie?
  18. Glowworm

    The Irish

    What about Cambridge University's ban on beef as a means to reduce their carbon footprint?
  19. judgetwi

    The Irish

    Don’t give a fuck what Pansy boy says but I say the more dead A-rabs over there the fewer of the poncing cunts over here. I also say fuck the thieving BBC and I don’t give a fuck what those traitor cunts say about anything. When heads start to roll about the Savile business then i’ll cry my eyes out. In the meantime stick the BBC and their two bob propaganda up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it. 😁
  20. Glowworm

    The Irish

    British Troops killing innocent Iraqis, what have you got to say about this? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50419297
  21. Ya have a point about shrinking confectionery jewdz baby..the tin of roses n quality street and the toblerone are just such and example of payin more for less Panzermurphybaby
  22. No need for all this aggression Marjorie. We are mates after all. Herr Oberst hasn’t converted you has he? What a cunt he is.
  23. What are going to do with your 'Andy and Fergie' wedding comemorative Plate, bowl and spoon set?
  24. So Airmiles , friend of a convicted kiddie fiddler, never met this underage bird he allegedly fucked? The photo of him with his arm round her can’t be real because the fingers are too fat......or is it too thin? It’s all very confusing. Then during the act of fucking this bird he was sweating profusely. Couldn’t have been Airmiles because he has a “medical condition “ which prevents him from sweating. Yeah right. Then, on one of the dates he was allegedly fucking her he was actually in a Pizza Express in Woking. As luck would have it I was there that night. I swear I saw him wearing a hoodie, sunglasses and a false ZZ top beard. It was definitely him, I guarantee!! Is anybody seriously buying this fucking bullshit?? If you are I have a bridge you might be interested in buying. Fucking bargain. I wouldn’t lie to you cunts.
  25. judgetwi

    The Irish

    So I come in from the pub with my carry out and my Halep Kebab ( no chips thanks Abdul, when do I ever buy chips off you?......they’re shit, get over it.) and my “6 for the price of 5 “ pack of Penguins from the 24 hour garage ( I don’t care what any cunt says, they’re half the size of the ones when I was a kid) and I have to read this pile of shit from our favourite Paddy. Pansy boy plays the sax apparently. So you’re “ Bleeding Gums Murphy” are you? Well from now on you can call me “Mr Burns.” Release the rabid hedgehogs on the Irishman Smithers!!!!
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