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  2. Neil Tarry and his Suzuki Carry does not have the same ring.
  3. Glowworm

    Tom Daley advert

    Doc, I am just wondering what your thoughts are on this .. there is an old cunt who is 65 plus knocking around Torquay .. he looks skinny in an unhealthy way and is constantly coughing in what I can only defines as a "heaving and wrenching" way .. I am wondering if there is possibility that he is infected by TB?
  4. There’s nothing more irritating than hearing some pseudo-hippy say Glastonbury ‘changed their life’, and watching Coldplay on the pyramid stage was a ‘transcendental experience’ How fucking shit was your life before ‘glasto’, if lying in a farm resembling the Somme, listening to irrelevant shitty indie bands after a few tokes of shitty soapbar is the peak of it? There’s a Glastonbury Facebook group full of thousands of these idiots, planning morning yoga classes and packing their wellies, novelty camping chairs and Prosecco three months in advance. They’ll wear the wristbands for years to come, and bore everyone with interminable anecdotes about listening to Bob Geldof warbling on stage in some kind of 1969 battle re-enactment. I’ve enjoyed a lot of festivals over the years, and some of my best war stories involve tripping my box off at them, but glasto is a cross section of all society’s cunts all gathered in one place.
  5. He could be a Viz character: Neil Pascal* and his Bedford Rascal. *if Neil's surname is Pascal, then it's purely coincidental.
  6. Whose that kiwi actress/stunt woman/martial artist? She had a very small part in Django unchained. She was a part of a gang that got shot up in some old shack in the film. She's badass.
  7. Today
  8. Khiwa

    Tom Daley advert

    Yet another "professional gay" cashing in at every opportunity (like Welsh rugby cunt Gareth Thomas, and oriental pork sword swallower Mr Sulu). It's just the modern day equivalent of being a rent boy.
  9. Glowworm

    Pyjamas

    TBH I am with Ratty re the stabbing. Whilst Mr Pencille does not appear to be a nice man, knowing the seating layout of these trains it looks like the victim "manspread" himself with his right foot and leg obstructing the gangway, this practice is as annoying as fuck as well as downright ignorant. As ratters said he was belligerent and once Master Pencille had fucked off he should have stayed put rather than chasing the gormless little weirdo.
  10. Glowworm

    Pyjamas

    You missed the fact that this cunt is called Darren .. that should be worth another 60 years on his sentence at least.
  11. judgetwi

    Pyjamas

    There must be a reason why you are making yourself such an easy target. I suspect it may be the same reason as the Pretend Posh Boy. Whatever it is, i’m out.
  12. Possibly the most sinister thing I've read on here before 8 o'clock in the morning. I imagine they're making simultaneous posts on mumsnet as we speak. "Just dropped the kids at school. Bedford Rascal parked 30cm away from the gate, rocking like the fucking Casbah. Could feel eyes upon me, but all I could see through the windscreen was the orange glow of a cigarette."
  13. Why the fuck do women stand like this?.Just watched 2 mums collecting their kids from school having a chin wag in this pose.Most 'slebs' are pictured like this by the paparazzi which is ironic really because what got them in the papers in the first place was the fact that their legs were never closed. main-qimg-e8c281d8189e7878361e9665cce7aefc.webp
  14. Neil

    Most Haunted

    You should make your own version,we could call it 'Most Cunted'
  15. In Norwich city centre last evening came towards me a 6ft plus slim built gent complete with 5 o'clock shadow,green t-shirt,black tight leggings,sandals and a khaki mini skirt.....I fucking kid you not.
  16. scotty

    Pyjamas

    I think he had a point.
  17. Eric Cuntman

    Pyjamas

    I'm finding myself increasingly drawn to Mecca, 4721, Archer, sir.
  18. judgetwi

    Pyjamas

    And another 5 for TDA. ”You listening nig-nog? You steal white man’s motor car you get white man’s stick right? Name and number you black Brixton slaaag!” Great film, love that fucking film. If only we could bring those days back eh, Herr Oberst?
  19. I thought Uma Thurman did a good job in Kill Bill. But other than that, Gina Carano is the only actress that can convince me on-screen. It helps that I've seen her MMA/UFC fights. Cris Cyborg is a scary cunt though. I wouldn't want to fight it. Or fuck it. No wonder Gina retired after that one.
  20. I don't mind seeing that kind of thing when the woman in question is a legitimate, bonafide badass. My problem, is the skinny, willowy blonde, Hollywood fashion model waifs that you see in commercials and TV cop shows, aren't anything close. Most of these "actresses" who they portray kicking ass and throwing big, hairy biker gang dudes twice their size on their asses, would in reality, probably lock themselves in their dressing rooms and spend the afternoon in a pouty snit if their eye makeup and hair weren't exactly right. The twat in that car commercial I posted, probably couldn't parallel park on an empty street.
  21. Eric Cuntman

    Pyjamas

    Fenella, out of Chorlton and the Wheelies! Avatar of the month.
  22. Yep, good. comparison. I do like 'hot badass bitches' though. Gina Carano and Ronda Rousey are right up my street. Sexy and feminine isn't easy to pull off for a woman who can kick the shit out of most men she meets.
  23. Yesterday
  24. Eric Cuntman

    Pyjamas

    He wasn't. The holocaust was just a misunderstanding. Eva was upstairs replacing a light switch, and she shouted down... "Adolf, I need you to kill ze juice"
  25. Pretty much. Can't think of any examples as obvious as that, but we get stupid "hot yet determined badass bitch beats the guys in traditionally male dominated areas" crap like this....
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