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  2. Cardinal Sin

    Findlay Trigwell

    Why? I would have hated the lack of money and the arseholes that go there!
  3. Cardinal Sin

    Findlay Trigwell

    So fucking what? I don't see anything particularly intelligent on here. University can produce people so far up themselves that they can see the back of their own teeth. Rather than wasting money on a shite UK degree I learned my first trade as an apprentice and got paid to learn. I have never been unemployed more than a few days and have paid a vast amount of tax so far. If our universities have produced reliably useless fucktards like you and punkape then it was money seriously wasted, I am glad I didn't go as my life has gone more or less to plan.
  4. scotty

    BREXIT Part XI

    ........and the Irish. You'd think with what eurozone membership did to the paddies that panzerknacker might be a bit less cringeworthy in his adulation for all things european, but like most EU apologists he suffers from Selective Memory syndrome. (Plus he's a cunt.)
  5. Cardinal Sin

    Findlay Trigwell

    Like I have said before, I have a very fucked up neck from a fracture years ago that did not heal correctly. My sex life is not as risky, varied, same sex or dangerous as yours.
  6. Last Cunt Standing

    The Rt Hon Gavin Williamson MP

    Yet more proof that this snivelling cunt needs watching closely. He is quite literally on manoeuvres. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6714635/Ex-Head-Army-slams-Defence-Secretary-China.html
  7. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Mr Obramovitch’s tarpaulin store has certainly filled a void in the Salisbury Cathedral Renovation Supplies market. Obviously these russkies don’t become billionaires by pure luck. Clever cuntskis
  8. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    As Mr Bedingfield famously sang “Gimme just a second and I’ll be alright”
  9. Eric Cuntman

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    U can get through it hun 🌈🤡🤡🤡
  10. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    I’ve let everyone down, Mostly myself
  11. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    I knew that last 3 litre bottle of White Lightning was a mistake.
  12. King Billy

    Smokers and users of the foul smelling eCig thingies

    My uncle started smoking and 2 bensons later he was gone. Everyone at the asbestos factory where he worked turned up for the funeral. So kids Just say NO
  13. Eric Cuntman

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Don't ever let @Cuntybaws catch you doing this.
  14. Eric Cuntman

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Unlicensed transport of a hippopotamus.
  15. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    I’ve only got Betamax. Bought it off a couple of nice Irish guys in a transit outside Curry’s. The box was mint but they must of put an old one inside by mistake
  16. camberwell gypsy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Wannabuydvd?
  17. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Yeah but he’s still gonna tarmac the driveway tomorrow, Isn’t he? Or he’ll have to return all the deposit. His word is his bond
  18. King Billy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Off to the gulag for me then. Doh
  19. camberwell gypsy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    You just wait till JC is standing outside number 10, fist clench salute, corduroy Lenin cap at a jaunty angle to the strains of 'The Red Flag'. You'll be the first up against the wall, comrade Billy.
  20. camberwell gypsy

    Russian Flag over Salisbury

    Sorry folks, my cousin couldn't resist it. He was told "Just strip the fucking lead and get the fuck out of there". Always been the joker of the tribe
  21. King Billy

    BREXIT Part XI

    Yeah but if only we’d listened to the clever cunts Clarke, Clegg, Cable, Blair, Ashdown, etc etc etc, and joined the magic Euro we could’ve been all living the dream now like them lucky Greeks and Spanish and Italians and Portuguese. When will we ever learn eh?
  22. scotty

    Findlay Trigwell

    Fuck off.
  23. scotty

    BREXIT Part XI

    Quite. People have short memories, our brief flirtation with the euro did us a great deal of damage, but we'd been told by the pro-europeans that we'd be fucked if we failed to join it. In fact, our economic woes started to ease the moment we left the ERM and allowed sterling to reset at it's proper level.
  24. King Billy

    BREXIT Part XI

    That’s just Dudley apparently
  25. King Billy

    BREXIT Part XI

    They have to wait till 23.59 on the 28th to see if the frogs have surrendered and which side ze wops are on today
  26. Yesterday
  27. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    She could possibly be tied to the blades of her ‘husbands family’s windmill and have all the village youths throw their clogs at her. First one to knock her head into the bin wins a big bunch of tulips
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