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  2. Dr Clusterfuck

    48 Hours Of Cunts

    Oh the fucking grammar police are all over --wwwwwwwwwooooooooooo
  3. Cunty BigBollox

    48 Hours Of Cunts

    I think you mean 'descend', you stupid fucking twat. Regarding Moron-ohh!. Better now than later as we would have fucked the foreign cunt off anyhow come Brexit.
  4. Dr Clusterfuck

    48 Hours Of Cunts

    What the absolute fuck is going on . Failed Manager - José Mourinho an egotistical wank puffin of modern football. Sacked after 3 years for piss poor results and shit man management.In what other job would you be rewarded for failure with a pay off of between £15 - £18 million ? Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decend upon Waitrose to stop people buying Turkeys ! I don't complain about these fuck nuggets not working or smoking or eating my bastard hedge row. So who gives them the right to complain about me eating turkey or meat. I bet it looked like a scent from Shaun of the dead with all those pale complexions. Knighthoods - Alastair Cook is to receive a knighthood. Ride a bike , paddle a boat or play bat and ball. These fucking knighthoods are given away like kiddies sweets at a Jimmy Saville party. UK Politics - What an absolute fucking mess (this has been well covered already) You really couldn't make this shit up.
  5. Wizardsleeve

    Menstruating Trannies

    In which case a vacuum or wire hanger will cure the problem.
  6. Mrs Roops

    Menstruating Trannies

    You're the doctor.
  7. The Bishop of Phlegm

    Unfunny fuckers

    @camberwell gypsy would never steal anything .. she might charm it off the shelf, but stealing is something that she would never do.
  8. Decimus

    Menstruating Trannies

    He fucking better not be, he told me he was on the pill.
  9. Today
  10. scotty

    Menstruating Trannies

    My son hasn't menstruated this month, do you think that means he's pregnant? 🤔
  11. The Bishop of Phlegm

    Adam Thomas & Claudia Patatas.

    Good evening Judge.
  12. judgetwi

    Adam Thomas & Claudia Patatas.

    Time to brush away the cobwebs and open the fuhrerbunker doors? You must have known they would catch up with you one day Herr Oberst.
  13. Wizardsleeve

    Unfunny fuckers

    As if the thought hadn't already crossed over into planning phase.
  14. camberwell gypsy

    Jo and Billy Martin, of Chorley.

    Are these lyrics from a Smith's song?
  15. camberwell gypsy

    Unfunny fuckers

    Wiz, tut tut tut.
  16. Wizardsleeve

    Unfunny fuckers

    In pikey terms, Roadie... @camberwell gypsy go steal a new phone!
  17. Wizardsleeve

    Jo and Billy Martin, of Chorley.

    Reported Cruelty to pit bulls associating them with the she beasts of Chorley.
  18. Roadkill

    Unfunny fuckers

    Strange. You might need to update your browser.
  19. Wizardsleeve

    Unfunny fuckers

    Have a freebie!
  20. camberwell gypsy

    Unfunny fuckers

    I can see that but I can't see the table for likes
  21. Alfie Noakes

    Unfunny fuckers

    Thanks!
  22. Couldn't give a shit

    Jo and Billy Martin, of Chorley.

    Chorley is indeed a rich breeding ground for cro-magnon imbeciles. The local males find speech communication difficult while the females need written instructions for how to change out of pyjamas when taking their pig ugly offspring to school. Men from Chorley always know when their sister is on their period, he can taste the blood on his pit bull's cock.
  23. Decimus

    Unfunny fuckers

    They all look the same to me.
  24. camberwell gypsy

    Unfunny fuckers

    More like Mike Tyson.
  25. Roadkill

    Unfunny fuckers

    Yeah you can. Go to the main page and scroll down until you see "popular contributers"
  26. Eric Cuntman

    Unfunny fuckers

    I'm on a fucking iPhone 5 and I can see it. How the fuck are you using the internet with a Nokia 3310?
  27. camberwell gypsy

    Unfunny fuckers

    You can't see the leader board on the phone, so I don't have a clue who's top. So all this is lost on.me.
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