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  2. Nigel's pro-Brexit march is going well. Reports suggest that as many as seventy stupid cunts are still marching. Not Nigel himself, of course. He's got other things to do. Remember the plot to kidnap Pilate's wife in The Life Of Brian? When the glorious leader Reg couldn't go along because he had a bad back...There is a rumour that, in a bid to bolster their numbers, the marchers are thinking of hiring some eastern Europeans.
  3. There is no such thing as a good film based on games. Film makers couldn't make a decent film now if handed the perfect story by the hand of fucking god himself...writers, directors, producers, are all dribbling flid cunts.
  4. Yesterday
  5. The only reason gamers don't like movies based on games is because they cut out all of the tedious bollocks that they take so much pride in knowing in the first place. They concentrate on the often silly, tacky story and if its done right you end up with a somewhat decent but cheesy one-watch flick without having to stare at a screen for hours on end fondling a controller and memorising the locations of first aid kits. If the movie turns out to be absolute shit then it simply proves they've wasted hundreds of hours of their lives getting hard over game mechanics centred around a shit plot - and they don't like that.
  6. nocti

    Robbie Williams

    On the contrary, the only thing I'd tap my toe to is his death rattle. You silver-tongued lothario.
  7. I like the films, but the gamer cunts can't just enjoy them without getting all outraged that they don't follow the game to the letter. "it's soooo wrong that Alice doesn't meet with Gill until the third instalment, in the game 'franchise cannon' (smug look) they are introduced halfway through the second instalment!" shut up, you pasty looking, socially inadequate, faggot virgin.
  8. I heard you were fired because you started a rave by throwing a flashbang into the epilepsy ward.
  9. You'll have Ereptile slinking back with references like that if you're not careful...
  10. A fucking multi faith area! What do they do, put a load of Jews and Muslims together and give the Doctor's a bit of practice with stab wounds.
  11. It really isn't - here's the map of the place: I think it was designed to resemble a bunch of cocks shagging a jam tart...
  12. 'I've done me knuckles guv!' 'shut it George! I'm driving the Granada into the cardboard boxes.'
  13. Oldboy ruined tentacle porn for me, whilst at the same time introducing me to incest porn - the deviant cunts are masters at being perverted, dirty minded little shits...
  14. She certainly would get a seeing to, depending on a thorough body search for weapons, of course! Tapeworm Knicker vending bukakke forced tentacle sex.
  15. Funny old caper. You never really know the true intent of these shitbags.
  16. DrCunt

    Robbie Williams

    Hopefully it's his garlic infused decomposing corpse.
  17. Have you washed your feet?
  18. Iam Ape

    Robbie Williams

    I’m in France on business at the moment, and there’s an unsavoury aroma everywhere. Do you think it could be Withers?
  19. Decimus

    Robbie Williams

    You fucking like him, don't you?! You queer, toe-tapping cunt.
  20. We've got the same saying in Suffolk. That's why there's twice as much shit here, than Norwich Framlingham.
  21. But you ALL do, don't you.
  22. nocti

    Robbie Williams

    He's not yet been around long enough to leave a huge enough phallic imprint on the same leaderboard of cuntitude that the Robbies and Lennys of this world inhabit. I must admit that his bellendery is extremely potent though, his false sanctimony shining through like Rolf Harris's torch through a playschool window. Give him enough time, and airplay on Absolute Radio that the fucking idiots at the place I'm working at insist on piping in all day, and I'm sure I'll be hunting him down to provide a complimentary tour of his own arsehole, a relaxing acid bath, finished with a sauna in an incinerator with built in belt-sander massager.
  23. The 'nuclear medicine' shed at the old lexden road hospital in Colchester. Mind the pallet of cement and hanging electrical wires on the way past the main desk.
  24. Yes Sir, I worked ad hoc on various wards late 2010 upto mid 2011. I have to say, I've seen a lot worse than the Paget at the time. Would you like to put forward your nomination?
  25. Just been listening to LB fucking C and this uber cunt Femi Oluwole (again) was in discussion with Iain Dale. This fuckwit and people of his ilk are in part a cause of the current political impasse. I haven't heard a verbal beasting so calmly and comprehensively administered in a long while as the one schooled by Mr Dale.
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