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  2. scotty

    Owen Jones

    Your "like" count has a pleasing symmetry as I type this, eric. All the fives. 👍
  3. It's a nice bit of kit Eric, for sure. I'm pretty old school myself going for a 9mm Berretta or possibly a Browning? Not as old school as Jewdy though, who favours a 12 bore sawn of on bits of work. Rumour has it the flying squad mounted an operation, after his mobility scooter was spotted following a Securicor van. There was an innocent explanation though. The old bill were convinced by his protestations of it being the year 1977 and dementia sufferers ID card.
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  5. Do wot? Do wot? Dowotdowotdowot?
  6. Do the oily Levantine faggot raaahnd the fackin' cannister.
  7. Decimus

    Jason Marles

    Do you fucking want some?
  8. Really? Claw hammers? Idiot.
  9. I thought his best looks were in part 3,7 and 9 even though he looks like a total mong when he lifts his mask up and smiles in part 3 while he's getting hanged.
  10. Rest assured it'll all be sorted out for the greater good down at the Lodge
  11. Decimus

    Jason Marles

    He's welcome to put in appearance at my house, along with his baying pack of bloodthirsty hounds. I haven't seen the ginger cunt yet, but I don't own a dog and the shit I stepped in in my back garden wasn't from a cat. If I catch the fucker, he'll be wishing he bumped into some posh cunt dressed like a twat instead of me.
  12. Steve Wright wasn't as good as Mr Kipling. He only managed to put 5 tarts in a box.
  13. The one with Argonauts didn't seem like a bad sort.
  14. Kane Hodder's a scary looking cunt when he isn't in Voorhees mode.
  15. Nice. Full power 9mm in a pocket pistol not a lot bigger than a .25 Baby Browning. I bet all the Mulder and Scully types have switched to those as back-ups. If concealed carry was legal here, I wouldn't leave home without one.
  16. Has anyone noticed Espacktile’s new signature? ”If you don't eat yer pudding, you can't have any meat How can you have any meat if you don't beat yer meat?" Perhaps it’s just me, but it sounds like the signature of a weird, gay little wanker.
  17. Yeah, he's holding one.
  18. This guy had his good points...
  19. It'll be like being back at school,first thing every day?.....Assembly
  20. Basically this is what you do if you're attacked by one of these cunts on a horse: as he's coming at you, you step to the blind side of his horse and swing your shovel (pick axe handle is better, better leverage, right Eric😉) right onto his back. The cunt flies off the horse onto the floor and then you can have a field day with the chin less fucking hooray Henry. Or, smack the horse across the choppers, the horse goes down, thus trapping the cunt under it* *As demonstrated by Rifleman Harris in one of the Sharpe novels.
  21. Jason Robards was alright.
  22. Who's going to get Abbie Normal's brain?
  23. Perhaps we could get Dr Huffffffuuuurhhhhh, to keep their brains in jars so they can share the moment.
  24. Will the donor's family also get a medal? After all, any victory in these games could hardly be described as a solo effort.
  25. scotty

    Owen Jones

    When you say "battering"......
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