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Bear Grylls the piss drinking fake cunt

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I know the ol Bear is not topical at the moment but as he's not been nominated I thought this stupid wank stain deserved a crack. Travels about the world making out he's a survival expert eating dirt and shit to survive but when the cameras off, tucks into a four course fucking meal that Rosie O'donnel would struggle to finish. When the ratings are low he pulls stunts like drinking his own piss and inserting stick insects up his back nine to repair a shattered kidney. Fake as Pamela Anderson's tits but half as watchable. Bear Grylls, your a massive massive cunt.

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I'd rather bite my own toenails than watch this juvenile bullshit.

‚Äč....and make them into a shelter ? or a crocodile trap ?

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Last Saturday I was intending to go walking on Dartmoor but terminated the walk upon noticing that my companion was wearing Bear Grylls branded outdoor clothing.

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5 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said:

Did your clueless chum say he quits as well? As he felt uncomfortable that your Ray Mears-inspired walk had Scoutmasterish intentions?

The walk was inspired by Billy Graham.

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