Guest judgetwi Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Fuck this photo fucking shit. It"s got me completely bolloxed. Some cunt needs to stick it up their arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, that took a bloody eternity! I'm back.....from outer space.... I just got here to see spunk dripping from the nose upon your face etc. It may have taken a while for me to get to grips with the requirements, then the re registering process, then the 'lets hunt for the validation e-mail' game they like you to play but anyway, I'm like pig in a field of truffles.....on crack.....wanking! Look out you mothers! Emoticons a go-go!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Well fuck-a-doodle-doo, that took a bloody eternity! I'm back.....from outer space.... I just got here to see spunk dripping from the nose upon your face etc. It may have taken a while for me to get to grips with the requirements, then the re registering process, then the 'lets hunt for the validation e-mail' game they like you to play but anyway, I'm like pig in a field of truffles.....on crack.....wanking! Look out you mothers! Emoticons a go-go!! "I'm back.....from outer space.... I just got here to see spunk dripping from the nose upon your face etc." Adding "etc" to the end of this ,is making a huge assumption that we all know the rest of this little ditty ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 Fucking pictures are a pain in the arse, file size, fucking edit, moan , groan, bash, bash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Fucking pictures are a pain in the arse, file size, fucking edit, moan , groan, bash, bash "Fucking pictures are a pain in the arse". I've never fucked any pictures, Jacko, but my ex-girlfriend used to tell me what was a pain in the arse every time I tried it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 "Fucking pictures are a pain in the arse". I've never fucked any pictures, Jacko, but my ex-girlfriend used to tell me what was a pain in the arse every time I tried it. You dirty boy Pissflaps - I hope your mother doesn't know that you have bum fun with your lady friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 Saw a cat with a baby rabbit in its mouth today. You don't see that everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 Get this read Ratter you fucking swine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 I'm bigger than God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 24, 2014 Report Share Posted August 24, 2014 I'm bigger than God I don't believe in god - or you. You don't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Well this is about as much fun as wanking with barbed wire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Well this is about as much fun as wanking with barbed wire. What do expect at 6.10 in the morning ? You should be taking it easy at your time of life anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Well this is about as much fun as wanking with barbed wire. "Barbed wire love snags my jeans..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 What do expect at 6.10 in the morning ? You should be taking it easy at your time of life anyway. Harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 "Barbed wire love snags my jeans..." SLF - one of my all time favs of theirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 Jet Jungle - by fucking jingo - can it really be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 In Iran it is illegal to spike up your hair in any way ! Backward cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 It's illegal to peel oranges in LA hotel rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 It's illegal to peel oranges in LA hotel rooms. You just made that up didn't you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Google is your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Ratmobile ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Tiger mark 1 ? Mister Ambassador you are really spoiling us. The Mark 2 King Tiger was a bit showy after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Saw a cat with a baby rabbit in its mouth today. You don't see that everyday. You do when you look in the mirror & worse comes out of your arse/mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 It's illegal to peel oranges in LA hotel rooms. BOORING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 I once sucked a lemon in a LA hotel Room - did security turn up? No. Despite me doing the 'citrus thing'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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