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I once sucked a lemon in a LA hotel Room - did security turn up? No.

 

Despite me doing the 'citrus thing'....

Don't you notice that everyone is ignoring your posts, except when they say how shit they are ? Hopefully if every cunt ignores you, you will go back to watching day time tv, or join Keef's Brony club.  

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Tiger mark 1 ?  Mister Ambassador you are really spoiling us. The Mark 2 King Tiger was a bit showy after all.

That's a cute little avatar Ratter - hides the Aryan malice underneath. 

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Her TV show is rather flat, unlike her chest. Perhaps she should drop that connecting crap and do a programme entitled something like Tats Oot For the Lads - A Guide to Blonde Bimbos and Nepotism in the Television Industry.

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Farmyard porn? I mean really, who the fuck gets off on that? Airey Neave maybe.

Do not take that man's name in vain. He escaped from Colditz Castle in WW11 (your guards were obviously having a bad day Rat), only to be murdered by the IRA - quite possibly the very ones who are now MP's. Oh the irony.

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Had a smashing day. Work was ok. Had 3 pints of cider at lunchtime, and saw a bird with really big tits in Sainsbury's who said hello to me. She looked familiar, and I'm sure I would remember those norks. Unless, of course, she has had a knocker job. And I'm having steak for dinner. And then maybe a large vodka. The simple things are the best. Now fuck off.  

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I've drank all my homebrew. It tasted a bit like Old Speckeld Hen and turned out at 4.8% (I think). Do any other cunts do homebrew? I like mine in a glass. I feel a little bit pissed. I don't know where I am.

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I've drank all my homebrew. It tasted a bit like Old Speckeld Hen and turned out at 4.8% (I think). Do any other cunts do homebrew? I like mine in a glass. I feel a little bit pissed. I don't know where I am.

Your on CC, well actually you might be passed out or vomiting by now. Alas, if its not a minimum of 40% and made by Russkies then I don't want to know. Happy drinking. 

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I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over!  Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts.

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I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over!  Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (and I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts.


Sorry about the bathroom, the bore on your toilet's u bend didn't match the dead otter I had released there. The flush started and well you know the rest.
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I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over!  Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (and I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts.

You are spending far too much time on here, either that, or your home brew is a fucking tad more potent than you think.

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I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over!  Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (and I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts.

And how else would we all cook a delicious cucumber for supper ?

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