Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 Ratmobile ! Sick bag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 What do expect at 6.10 in the morning ? You should be taking it easy at your time of life anyway. Your head should be in your lav. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Tiger mark 1 ? Mister Ambassador you are really spoiling us. The Mark 2 King Tiger was a bit showy after all. Didn't want you to go power mad and invade somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 I once sucked a lemon in a LA hotel Room - did security turn up? No. Despite me doing the 'citrus thing'.... Don't you notice that everyone is ignoring your posts, except when they say how shit they are ? Hopefully if every cunt ignores you, you will go back to watching day time tv, or join Keef's Brony club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Tiger mark 1 ? Mister Ambassador you are really spoiling us. The Mark 2 King Tiger was a bit showy after all. That's a cute little avatar Ratter - hides the Aryan malice underneath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I won't allow myself to be lured into this ersatz Eh? Except just now of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I won't allow myself to be lured into this ersatz Eh? Except just now of course. I just posted on your fucking sham of and Eh? too, just to be fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 I'm watching Midsomer Murders. I would rather like to shag Cully. And Victoria Coren. While I'm at it, Bonham-Carter and Zoe Wanamaker as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 Someone needs to tell La Coren that she isn't funny or entertaining but does have juicy norks which she needs to get out tout de suite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 Her TV show is rather flat, unlike her chest. Perhaps she should drop that connecting crap and do a programme entitled something like Tats Oot For the Lads - A Guide to Blonde Bimbos and Nepotism in the Television Industry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 9, 2014 Report Share Posted September 9, 2014 I don't like the fact she's added Mitchell to the end of her name. It puts me off my stroke sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 11, 2014 Report Share Posted September 11, 2014 Farmyard porn? I mean really, who the fuck gets off on that? Airey Neave maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 16, 2014 Report Share Posted September 16, 2014 Farmyard porn? I mean really, who the fuck gets off on that? Airey Neave maybe. Do not take that man's name in vain. He escaped from Colditz Castle in WW11 (your guards were obviously having a bad day Rat), only to be murdered by the IRA - quite possibly the very ones who are now MP's. Oh the irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Had a smashing day. Work was ok. Had 3 pints of cider at lunchtime, and saw a bird with really big tits in Sainsbury's who said hello to me. She looked familiar, and I'm sure I would remember those norks. Unless, of course, she has had a knocker job. And I'm having steak for dinner. And then maybe a large vodka. The simple things are the best. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Someone needs to tell La Coren that she isn't funny or entertaining but does have juicy norks which she needs to get out tout de suite She's a bit plain, but yes to the tits and hips ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've drank all my homebrew. It tasted a bit like Old Speckeld Hen and turned out at 4.8% (I think). Do any other cunts do homebrew? I like mine in a glass. I feel a little bit pissed. I don't know where I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I've drank all my homebrew. It tasted a bit like Old Speckeld Hen and turned out at 4.8% (I think). Do any other cunts do homebrew? I like mine in a glass. I feel a little bit pissed. I don't know where I am. Your on CC, well actually you might be passed out or vomiting by now. Alas, if its not a minimum of 40% and made by Russkies then I don't want to know. Happy drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Anyone heard or seen The Rev ? Think he has gone AWOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Rev will be spreading the cunt gospel. Those IS johnnies need telling for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 29, 2014 Report Share Posted September 29, 2014 Rev will be spreading the cunt gospel. Those IS johnnies need telling for sure See ! You cant keep away from the real Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over! Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over! Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (and I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts. Sorry about the bathroom, the bore on your toilet's u bend didn't match the dead otter I had released there. The flush started and well you know the rest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over! Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (and I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts. You are spending far too much time on here, either that, or your home brew is a fucking tad more potent than you think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 I dreamt about you cunts last night. Fucking nightmare or what? Fuck me, some of you stayed over! Thank fuck Keith didn't turn up. One of you (and I don't know which one) flooded my bathroom. And I found a cucumber wrapped in tin foil - you dirty cunts. And how else would we all cook a delicious cucumber for supper ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 1, 2014 Report Share Posted October 1, 2014 this is farrago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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