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I am back, trying to get a woman on a dating site but it is difficult. There is something about her I like, if it doesn't happen then the consolation is that comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

Welcome back. Thought you had left us. I was just thinking back to your tradesman days ....... 

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Are you the real applescruff, or ersatz? It would be quite easy to hijack your style, even a useless lard arse like BronyKeith could do it.

Apple or  Brony ? ...... would be like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt

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And now a poem.

I used to love English cricket with a passion unsurpassed

But their defensive fucking tactics

They can shove right up their arse

In the halcyon days we had Jack Hobbs, Then Botham and Flintoff,

Now our keeper is a poofter

And our Captain is a toff 

We got rolled by fucking convicts in the ashes just last year

Coz our captain is a wanker

and our keeper's still a queer.

We need the likes of Goughie, Lionhearted strong and true

Instead our captain is a girls blouse

And our keeper's balls deep in poo.

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I am back, trying to get a woman on a dating site but it is difficult. There is something about her I like, if it doesn't happen then the consolation is that comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

Whip out the old fella, apple and start sketching a rough outline of a bearded kangaroo with pre-cum on her thigh, then ask her if she can guess what it is yet.
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And now a poem.
I used to love English cricket with a passion unsurpassed
But their defensive fucking tactics
They can shove right up their arse
In the halcyon days we had Jack Hobbs, Then Botham and Flintoff,
Now our keeper is a poofter
And our Captain is a toff 
We got rolled by fucking convicts in the ashes just last year
Coz our captain is a wanker
and our keeper's still a queer.
We need the likes of Goughie, Lionhearted strong and true
Instead our captain is a girls blouse
And our keeper's balls deep in poo.


Are you actually posting from Down Under?
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I am back, trying to get a woman on a dating site but it is difficult. There is something about her I like, if it doesn't happen then the consolation is that comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt.

I now see the problem, its not easy to find a kiddie fiddling woman with a beard and glasses.
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