Guest judgetwi Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 I know some people who have known this bloke for years. They have always said he is a right flash arrogant cunt. Now it turns out he is a fucking trannie calling himself Kellie. Fucking poof. I heard some cunts on the radio today referring to him as "her" and "she'. Pass the sick bucket somebody for fucks sake. Fucking poofery is everywhere. It's a disease, a contagion i tell you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 Sorry about the lack of a picture. The fucking thing wouldn't upload. Fuck this fucked up site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 The pronoun you're looking for is "it". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2014 Report Share Posted August 10, 2014 Sorry about the lack of a picture. The fucking thing wouldn't upload. Fuck this fucked up site. Avatars need to be below 30k I think and then when you have loaded them you need to save the changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 Not for Frank Moloney it isn't - although, I suppose in a genitalia way, it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 It's a load of bollocks... Unless you're Frank Maloney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I hear the next fight he arranges is going to be for a large purse. A Stella McCartney, probably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I hear the next fight he arranges is going to be for a large purse. A Stella McCartney, probably. I'm glad that it's Frank who is batting for the other team and not Lennox. Imagine calling Mr Lewis a puff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 11, 2014 Report Share Posted August 11, 2014 I'm glad that it's Frank who is batting for the other team and not Lennox. Imagine calling Mr Lewis a puff! There's been a rumour in the boxing world for years that Nigel Benn is bi-sexual. If you watch him talk he comes across as a bit of a poof. Apparently he is a born again Christian now and , as we all know, they don't do things like that. I have enormous respect for religious cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Does this mean he's been spayed or does he just tuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 There's been a rumour in the boxing world for years that Nigel Benn is bi-sexual. If you watch him talk he comes across as a bit of a poof. Apparently he is a born again Christian now and , as we all know, they don't do things like that. I have enormous respect for religious cunts. Well observed, judge...the lisp is a bit of a give away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 12, 2014 Report Share Posted August 12, 2014 Apparently Robin Williams just heard that Kellie had beaten him to the lead role in Mrs Doubtfire 2. A shame, really, as Robin was a far more convincing woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 13, 2014 Report Share Posted August 13, 2014 We're LADIES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 19, 2014 Report Share Posted August 19, 2014 Cockneys always know someone, or a bloke who knows someone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Cockneys always know someone, or a bloke who knows someone. Well of course we do. I went to Reggie Kray's funeral and i was in the Blind Beggar when Ron shot that mouthy fucker. Well, to be honest, i was at the jellied eel stall outside at the time and i never saw a fucking thing, on my Mother's eyesight may the good Lord strike me down if i'm not telling the fucking truth. I understand you have been unwell recently Herr Oberst. Three weeks in hospital sounds very serious to me as they tend to kick you out in the street as soon as you can stand up these days. Of course, being a life long member of BUPA that doesn't apply to you. May i wish you a speedy recovery and trust that that you did not come across too many Slav nurses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 What a complete fucking tit. Goes through all that, and goes tight fisted when it comes to some cosmetic facial reconstruction to look more womanish. At least everybody will know who the cunt is, as well as the "story behind the woman." Hopefully, a large cinder block comes loose from a high wall and lands on her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 What a complete fucking tit. Goes through all that, and goes tight fisted when it comes to some cosmetic facial reconstruction to look more womanish. At least everybody will know who the cunt is, as well as the "story behind the woman." Hopefully, a large cinder block comes loose from a high wall and lands on her head. Yes , it's true all these blokes end up looking exactly what they are.ugly old men in women's clothing.... Am I being hurtful there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 My kids always made me laugh with these people when they were young, have no idea why but young kids seem to be able to spot any dare I say man that wanders anywhere near a the inside of a Dorothy Perkins fitting room and carries a tesco's club card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 He looks like geordie bastard Tim Healey from that shit Benidorm..but with smaller tits. Needs fucked up with a length of scaffolding, then set on fire. Tried to paste picture, but I'm as useless as a nun's cunt at technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 Nazi filth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 20, 2014 Report Share Posted August 20, 2014 He'll be down that Harley showroom next. Fucking weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2014 Report Share Posted August 21, 2014 I don't like the Dawn French hairstyle I think a bee hive would look better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I don't like the Dawn French hairstyle I think a bee hive would look better Along with being beaten senseless with a croquet mallet and sampling Fenders knee crusher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 I'm told that Frank is currently appearing in Celebrity Big Brother (dressed as a bird) alongside the great Audley " give-me-the-money-before-i-fall-over" Harrison. What a classic pair of cunts. I was thinking that as Frank intends to have his balls cut off in the very near future he might consider donating them to Audley who, whenever he climbed into the ring, never appeared to have any of his own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 I don't really see the problem, It's Maloney's life after all and nothing to do with me or anyone else. Actually I thought she/he looks a bit like Lorraine Kelly, which is good or bad depending on how you look at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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