Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2019 Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've just read it. A couple of things to note. He hails from Great Yarmouth, so he's probably off of his tits on meow-meow and imagined the whole thing. Secondly, even if it is true, the cunt lives on Blake Road, literally a stone's throw from the beach. The whingeing old wanker is no better than some darkie on the Serengeti moaning about a lion ripping his pickaninny's face off. If he chooses to live in a maritime shithole, what does he fucking expect? The law is fucking ridiculous regarding these fucking bastard things. I own a permit level, £650 air rifle, with another £200 worth of optics bolted to it, it's the fucking dogs bollocks of German gunsmithing, and punches holes in half inch plywood. On private land, at varying times of year, I'm allowed to shoot bunny rabbits, hares, pigeons, crows, pheasant and other shit, but all I really want to do is kill these screeching, aggressive fish stinking cunts, but they are protected. Fuck knows why. They're a massive nuisance, and there's more of the cunts than there are Africans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The law is fucking ridiculous regarding these fucking bastard things. I own a permit level, £650 air rifle, with another £200 worth of optics bolted to it, it's the fucking dogs bollocks of German gunsmithing, and punches holes in half inch plywood. On private land, at varying times of year, I'm allowed to shoot bunny rabbits, hares, pigeons, crows, pheasant and other shit, but all I really want to do is kill these screeching, aggressive fish stinking cunts, but they are protected. Fuck knows why. They're a massive nuisance, and there's more of the cunts than there are Africans. Sounds impressive. What would it do to a model helicopter and an empty bean tin? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Sounds impressive. What would it do to a model helicopter and an empty bean tin? It would bring down Bloo Funder from 200 yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 Fuck all wrong with Gulls .. its the tourists who leave their half-eaten chips and dominoes everywhere who should be fucked off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Sounds impressive. What would it do to a model helicopter and an empty bean tin? Just imagine what it must be like to be Eric .. every time he goes out he's screaming "I'll fucking get you, you fucking white bastard!", every time he sees a gull .. I bet that his three pit bull terriers that he takes everywhere with him have to wear earplugs the poor cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: The law is fucking ridiculous regarding these fucking bastard things. I own a permit level, £650 air rifle, with another £200 worth of optics bolted to it, it's the fucking dogs bollocks of German gunsmithing, and punches holes in half inch plywood. On private land, at varying times of year, I'm allowed to shoot bunny rabbits, hares, pigeons, crows, pheasant and other shit, but all I really want to do is kill these screeching, aggressive fish stinking cunts, but they are protected. Fuck knows why. They're a massive nuisance, and there's more of the cunts than there are Africans. Anybody who brags about what firearms they possess is a cunt. Anybody who shoots wildlife for pleasure is an even bigger cunt. It is simply done to compensate for sexual inadequacies. I hope and pray that you will be stabbed to death in a nightclub doorway, by a rampant heron, egged on by a flock of oyster catchers. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 https://www.thisislocallondon.co.uk/news/17755342.frinton-man-charged-firearm-imitations-theft-across-essex-hertfordshire/ Eric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Anybody who brags about what firearms they possess is a cunt. Anybody who shoots wildlife for pleasure is an even bigger cunt. It is simply done to compensate for sexual inadequacies. I hope and pray that you will be stabbed to death in a nightclub doorway, by a rampant heron, egged on by a flock of oyster catchers. Fuck off. I said I am allowed to shoot animals, not that I DO shoot animals. Thick fucking sheep burning, horse eating fucking cunt. Have a wash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It would bring down Bloo Funder from 200 yards. I am hoping you wouldn't waste your time trying to aim at the helicopter and just shoot the sad twat with the remote control right up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I am hoping you wouldn't waste your time trying to aim at the helicopter and just shoot the sad twat with the remote control right up the arse. It would be pointless shooting @Ape in the arse. The pellet wouldn't pierce his F+F Tesco bought, cheap hessian Stringfellow Hawk tactical pilot trousers. The epoxy mixing, value beans guzzling peasant. Lol lol Fuck off. Edited July 8, 2019 by Eric Cuntman Punkape improvement programme 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I am hoping you wouldn't waste your time trying to aim at the helicopter and just shoot the sad twat with the remote control right up the arse. All I’m hoping for is your liver to fail. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 33 minutes ago, Ape said: All I’m hoping for is your liver to fail. When is your beans recipe book being published? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 40 minutes ago, Glowworm said: When is your beans recipe book being published? AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMFAO LOL LOL LOL *Sniggers!!!!!! Comedy fucking gold! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 31 minutes ago, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMFAO LOL LOL LOL *Sniggers!!!!!! Comedy fucking gold! Beans! Fucking beans! Absolutely hysterical! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 23 minutes ago, Ape said: Beans! Fucking beans! Absolutely hysterical! And it just keeps getting funnier! I am now unable to walk past baked beans in a supermarket without shrieking hysterically, shitting my pants, and reciting Nicholas Cage's 'I am the greatest!' Speech from 'Wings Of The Apache'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL LMFAO LOL LOL LOL *Sniggers!!!!!! Comedy fucking gold! Is that canned laughter? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It would be pointless shooting @Ape in the arse. The pellet wouldn't pierce his F+F Tesco bought, cheap hessian Stringfellow Hawk tactical pilot trousers. The epoxy mixing, value beans guzzling peasant. Lol lol Fuck off. You sycophantic little sap. Would your turning on @Ape in this manner have anything to do with the pm I got from Decs, stating that he wanted you both destroyed. You maybe eloquent, but deep down, you are as green as the goose shit on my bell end. Ape is a boring cunt, but doesn't dance to Dec's tune, and by that token alone, worth 10 of you. Playing two ends against the middle... indeed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2019 Report Share Posted July 8, 2019 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: You sycophantic little sap. Would your turning on @Ape in this manner have anything to do with the pm I got from Decs, stating that he wanted you both destroyed. You maybe eloquent, but deep down, you are as green as the goose shit on my bell end. Ape is a boring cunt, but doesn't dance to Dec's tune, and by that token alone, worth 10 of you. Playing two ends against the middle... indeed. I haven't turned on Ape. I'm taking the piss out of Punky's repetiveness. I have fuck all to do with anything Decs has PMd you. Work it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: You sycophantic little sap. Would your turning on @Ape in this manner have anything to do with the pm I got from Decs, stating that he wanted you both destroyed. You maybe eloquent, but deep down, you are as green as the goose shit on my bell end. Ape is a boring cunt, but doesn't dance to Dec's tune, and by that token alone, worth 10 of you. Playing two ends against the middle... indeed. Lol, stupid, stupid cunt. Take a bit of what you said about dancing to my tune, and then do what Eric said and work it out. You've been played like a fiddle, son. Dance for me, bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 07/07/2019 at 20:05, Eric Cuntman said: there's more of the cunts than there are Africans. Surely not in Southend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 17 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't turned on Ape. I'm taking the piss out of Punky's repetiveness. I have fuck all to do with anything Decs has PMd you. Work it out. @Witheredscrote you really are a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 19 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Is that canned laughter? lol Genuine lol at that, and I'm out of likes 😠😄😄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 21 hours ago, Glowworm said: When is your beans recipe book being published? ....and you wonder why people block you. FFS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 01/04/2019 at 20:12, 'eavensabove said: I'd throw this cunt under bus just for jolly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 On 02/04/2019 at 15:35, Stubby Pecker said: I hate this cunt as well. Everything since Under Siege has been utter shite What's with the Ray Reardon hairdo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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