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3 hours ago, scotty said:

....and you wonder why people block you. 

 

FFS. 

The shit it churns out is staggering. It must think it’s endearing itself to the likes of Withers and Pukeape. Oh, and the alcoholic moron that is Drew. It’s a fucking idiot.

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Just now, Witheredscrote said:

I hope your wife's kitchen knives are sharper than your wit.   lol

Oh dear, Withers is unavailable to receive PMs at this time, apparently.

That's a shame, I was just in the process of sending you another one so you could do a "big reveal".

Instead of revealing anything genuine the last time, all you did was confirm what an oily, grassing, fucking snake you are. 

Outwitted, outplayed, outgunned and out lol'ed.

Lololololololol

Fucking idiot.

 

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5 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

No, but I've witnessed you pollute the corner with more shit than a buffalo, on an hourly basis.

The Pen creature is 18 fucking posts deep for the day already and it's not even 2pm. Coupled with the predictable drivel being spewed forth by an almost as prolific Withers, the board is turning into some sort of care in the community support group, where sad old cunts with nothing to do or nothing to say can bore the fuck out of each other.

Sadly, everyone else suffers as well.

Pen, Withers, I know you're both past being of any use to society and have hours of your time to waste, but could you both consider going outside and logging off?

You sad couple of cadaverous cunts.

 

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I popped down to Weston the other day to catch up with a pal, and within 10 minutes one of these feral Lancaster bombers, dropped its payload of warm shit all over my shoulder. To say I wasn't happy would be an understatement, at the top of my voice I cried out 'you fucking cunt'. A group of banjo strumming Worzel type cunts, congregated by a bus stop seemed distressed, not by my avian stained shoulder but rather my vocal cunting.

Later that day fuelled by thoughts of revenge I visited a shop specialising in air rifles. I wanted a scalp or this case a beak, one that I might keep as a trophy. I perused the various gas powered arms deciding on my weapon of choice, finally settling on a Smith & Wesson .45 gas powered, (I don't live in Catford). I was then struck with the revelation Mrs M would probably start laughing and call me a cunt, plus a probable visit from the cozzers could ensue.

These fucking things need culling and I'm no David Attenborough, but they cant be that vital to the ecosystem (input please Stubby). There's far to many of the black and white cunts shitting all over everyone and everything, fucking cunts.

Death to Seagulls!

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3 hours ago, Major Cunt said:

I popped down to Weston the other day to catch up with a pal, and within 10 minutes one of these feral Lancaster bombers, dropped its payload of warm shit all over my shoulder. To say I wasn't happy would be an understatement, at the top of my voice I cried out 'you fucking cunt'. A group of banjo strumming Worzel type cunts, congregated by a bus stop seemed distressed, not by my avian stained shoulder but rather my vocal cunting.

Later that day fuelled by thoughts of revenge I visited a shop specialising in air rifles. I wanted a scalp or this case a beak, one that I might keep as a trophy. I perused the various gas powered arms deciding on my weapon of choice, finally settling on a Smith & Wesson .45 gas powered, (I don't live in Catford). I was then struck with the revelation Mrs M would probably start laughing and call me a cunt, plus a probable visit from the cozzers could ensue.

These fucking things need culling and I'm no David Attenborough, but they cant be that vital to the ecosystem (input please Stubby). There's far to many of the black and white cunts shitting all over everyone and everything, fucking cunts.

Death to Seagulls!

Good job cows can't fly 

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Fuck me. I actually remember writing this nom. Seagulls are still cunts. I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work and noticed a still moving shape amidst a cloud of white feathers in the rear view mirror. I just took a sip of coffee, turned up the volume on my Spotify and congratulated myself. Rush - Jacob's Ladder, if you're wondering.

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5 minutes ago, Rev said:

Fuck me. I actually remember writing this nom. Seagulls are still cunts. I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work and noticed a still moving shape amidst a cloud of white feathers in the rear view mirror. I just took a sip of coffee, turned up the volume on my Spotify and congratulated myself. Rush - Jacob's Ladder, if you're wondering.

A little perusal of the BASC handbook, and the list of cute, better behaved animals that it's legal to shoot, is quite baffling when you consider that these, screeching, aggressive fish stinking cunts are a protected species. 

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10 minutes ago, Rev said:

I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work...

The M77? Please tell me you work on the "Killie Pie" production line at Brownings the Bakers, and that you can get me staff discount on a bulk purchase.

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