scotty Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What's with the Ray Reardon hairdo? It was the only pattern the surgeon had in stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 3 hours ago, scotty said: ....and you wonder why people block you. FFS. The shit it churns out is staggering. It must think it’s endearing itself to the likes of Withers and Pukeape. Oh, and the alcoholic moron that is Drew. It’s a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, Ape said: The shit it churns out is staggering. It must think it’s endearing itself to the likes of Withers and Pukeape. Oh, and the alcoholic moron that is Drew. It’s a fucking idiot. I hope your wife's kitchen knives are sharper than your wit. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 9, 2019 Report Share Posted July 9, 2019 Just now, Witheredscrote said: I hope your wife's kitchen knives are sharper than your wit. lol Oh dear, Withers is unavailable to receive PMs at this time, apparently. That's a shame, I was just in the process of sending you another one so you could do a "big reveal". Instead of revealing anything genuine the last time, all you did was confirm what an oily, grassing, fucking snake you are. Outwitted, outplayed, outgunned and out lol'ed. Lololololololol Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 On 03/04/2019 at 04:48, Glowworm said: Have you ever seen a heron make a dump from 300ft? No, but I've witnessed you pollute the corner with more shit than a buffalo, on an hourly basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 21 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: No, but I've witnessed you pollute the corner with more shit than a buffalo, on an hourly basis. You do that every second you buffoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 11, 2019 Report Share Posted July 11, 2019 5 hours ago, Major Cunt said: No, but I've witnessed you pollute the corner with more shit than a buffalo, on an hourly basis. The Pen creature is 18 fucking posts deep for the day already and it's not even 2pm. Coupled with the predictable drivel being spewed forth by an almost as prolific Withers, the board is turning into some sort of care in the community support group, where sad old cunts with nothing to do or nothing to say can bore the fuck out of each other. Sadly, everyone else suffers as well. Pen, Withers, I know you're both past being of any use to society and have hours of your time to waste, but could you both consider going outside and logging off? You sad couple of cadaverous cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 I popped down to Weston the other day to catch up with a pal, and within 10 minutes one of these feral Lancaster bombers, dropped its payload of warm shit all over my shoulder. To say I wasn't happy would be an understatement, at the top of my voice I cried out 'you fucking cunt'. A group of banjo strumming Worzel type cunts, congregated by a bus stop seemed distressed, not by my avian stained shoulder but rather my vocal cunting. Later that day fuelled by thoughts of revenge I visited a shop specialising in air rifles. I wanted a scalp or this case a beak, one that I might keep as a trophy. I perused the various gas powered arms deciding on my weapon of choice, finally settling on a Smith & Wesson .45 gas powered, (I don't live in Catford). I was then struck with the revelation Mrs M would probably start laughing and call me a cunt, plus a probable visit from the cozzers could ensue. These fucking things need culling and I'm no David Attenborough, but they cant be that vital to the ecosystem (input please Stubby). There's far to many of the black and white cunts shitting all over everyone and everything, fucking cunts. Death to Seagulls! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 hours ago, Major Cunt said: I popped down to Weston the other day to catch up with a pal, and within 10 minutes one of these feral Lancaster bombers, dropped its payload of warm shit all over my shoulder. To say I wasn't happy would be an understatement, at the top of my voice I cried out 'you fucking cunt'. A group of banjo strumming Worzel type cunts, congregated by a bus stop seemed distressed, not by my avian stained shoulder but rather my vocal cunting. Later that day fuelled by thoughts of revenge I visited a shop specialising in air rifles. I wanted a scalp or this case a beak, one that I might keep as a trophy. I perused the various gas powered arms deciding on my weapon of choice, finally settling on a Smith & Wesson .45 gas powered, (I don't live in Catford). I was then struck with the revelation Mrs M would probably start laughing and call me a cunt, plus a probable visit from the cozzers could ensue. These fucking things need culling and I'm no David Attenborough, but they cant be that vital to the ecosystem (input please Stubby). There's far to many of the black and white cunts shitting all over everyone and everything, fucking cunts. Death to Seagulls! Good job cows can't fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 19, 2019 Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Good job cows can't fly A cow said to another cow “What do you think of mad cows disease?” The other one answered “Dunno mate. I’m a mushroom” 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 They do have their good points Gizmo the Chihuahua 'seized and taken away by seagull' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 On 19/07/2019 at 16:59, King Billy said: A cow said to another cow “What do you think of mad cows disease?” The other one answered “Dunno mate. I’m a mushroom” I remember that cow it was always a bit of a funguy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted July 23, 2019 Report Share Posted July 23, 2019 fuckin Chinese seagulls 😑🦅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 Fuck me. I actually remember writing this nom. Seagulls are still cunts. I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work and noticed a still moving shape amidst a cloud of white feathers in the rear view mirror. I just took a sip of coffee, turned up the volume on my Spotify and congratulated myself. Rush - Jacob's Ladder, if you're wondering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 5 minutes ago, Rev said: Fuck me. I actually remember writing this nom. Seagulls are still cunts. I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work and noticed a still moving shape amidst a cloud of white feathers in the rear view mirror. I just took a sip of coffee, turned up the volume on my Spotify and congratulated myself. Rush - Jacob's Ladder, if you're wondering. A little perusal of the BASC handbook, and the list of cute, better behaved animals that it's legal to shoot, is quite baffling when you consider that these, screeching, aggressive fish stinking cunts are a protected species. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 10 minutes ago, Rev said: I hit one of the arseholes a month or so ago on the M77 on my way to work... The M77? Please tell me you work on the "Killie Pie" production line at Brownings the Bakers, and that you can get me staff discount on a bulk purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The M77? Please tell me you work on the "Killie Pie" production line at Brownings the Bakers, and that you can get me staff discount on a bulk purchase. Fuck off with your pies. It's your fault that I'm addicted to battered Scotch Pies now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 I am now listening to the herring gulls singing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off with your pies. It's your fault that I'm addicted to battered Scotch Pies now. "For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "For he on honey-dew hath fed, And drunk the milk of Paradise." Thank you, McKubla McKhan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 29, 2019 Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 On 23/07/2019 at 09:30, Glowworm said: They do have their good points Gizmo the Chihuahua 'seized and taken away by seagull' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-49070562 Bullshit, never happened. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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