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These dirty cunts should be wiped out to meet the choir invisible. Sitting in the car eating my Chicken New Orleans and soup this morning when one of these albino Lancaster Bomber cunts lets go of its payload and hits my fucking windscreen and still has the fucking cheek to hang around for my fucking crusts. I threw what morsels I could spare into the bus lane in the hope the insolent bastard would get flattened, along with its Tardis of a colon. Fucking disgusting loudmouthed web-footed bastards. Bit like the over-painted whores in TOWIE, but without the dazzling blue teeth or tits. Cunts.

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Just watched 3 of these fucking psychotic bastards attack a pigeon, rip it's head off, then proceed to tear the rest of it to bits, and eat it.

It was like watching an ISIS video, but more feathery.

And they shit on my car on a regular basis.

Cunts.

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46 minutes ago, Khiwa said:

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Just watched 3 of these fucking psychotic bastards attack a pigeon, rip it's head off, then proceed to tear the rest of it to bits, and eat it.

It was like watching an ISIS video, but more feathery.

And they shit on my car on a regular basis.

Cunts.

1. There's no better way to eat one.

2. April fool. 

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On 16/08/2014 at 16:16, CCArchive said:

These dirty cunts should be wiped out to meet the choir invisible. Sitting in the car eating my Chicken New Orleans and soup this morning when one of these albino Lancaster Bomber cunts lets go of its payload and hits my fucking windscreen and still has the fucking cheek to hang around for my fucking crusts. I threw what morsels I could spare into the bus lane in the hope the insolent bastard would get flattened, along with its Tardis of a colon. Fucking disgusting loudmouthed web-footed bastards. Bit like the over-painted whores in TOWIE, but without the dazzling blue teeth or tits. Cunts.

I hate this cunt as well. Everything since Under Siege has been utter shite

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On 16/08/2014 at 16:16, CCArchive said:

These dirty cunts should be wiped out to meet the choir invisible. Sitting in the car eating my Chicken New Orleans and soup this morning when one of these albino Lancaster Bomber cunts lets go of its payload and hits my fucking windscreen and still has the fucking cheek to hang around for my fucking crusts. I threw what morsels I could spare into the bus lane in the hope the insolent bastard would get flattened, along with its Tardis of a colon. Fucking disgusting loudmouthed web-footed bastards. Bit like the over-painted whores in TOWIE, but without the dazzling blue teeth or tits. Cunts.

Have you ever seen a heron make a dump from 300ft?

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On 02/04/2019 at 10:35, Stubby Pecker said:

I hate this cunt as well. Everything since Under Siege has been utter shite

 Image result for steven seagal

He looks like he has bell's palsy, or has managed to find a way to pack fat onto only one side of his spacky fucking face. 

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On ‎02‎/‎04‎/‎2019 at 15:35, Stubby Pecker said:

I hate this cunt as well. Everything since Under Siege has been utter shite

 Image result for steven seagal

He's adopted that nauseating 'whispering' voice over the years, *beknownstethiously to only Yanks. He's always looked peculiar to me, and almost laughable when his lower lip drools like a rooney (whatever a rooney is) whilst breaks into an epileptic-spasmodic fit  and does the kung-foo, as if some cunt is above him pulling his strings. 

*don't bother looking it up. It doesn't exist, but by Christ by pity fuck it should do. 

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44 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Having read the title of this Nom,  I thought it might be a few pointers on 'how to', and wanting a change from geese, why not.  Imagine my disappointment.

Don't they split on you?

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He wraps them in Le Gaffeur tape before he fucks them.

Eric, as a child did you happen to have a pet hamster? 

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21 minutes ago, scotty said:

Eric, as a child did you happen to have a pet hamster? 

He did, until one June day in 1982.

Little Eric answered a knock at his door and was confronted with a peculiar sight. Stood before him was a disheveled man in arseless chaps wearing a bowler hat with a Casio watch hanging on a chain from a heavily spunk stained waistcoat. Eric wasn't sure what the man said, due to the fact that he was a dirty northern fucking bastard. Nonetheless, the shit dripping down his leg led little E to believe that he must want to use the facilities.

Being a conscientious little cunt, Eric allowed him into his house. Ten minutes later after issuing a string of terrifying sexually enraged howls from upstairs, the gentleman reappeared, doffed his cap, and minced out of the door.

And that's how Punkape got his first ever hamster up his arsehole.

 

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On ‎08‎/‎04‎/‎2019 at 23:38, Wizardsleeve said:

He looks like he has bell's palsy, or has managed to find a way to pack fat onto only one side of his spacky fucking face. 

Or he's been eating Bel Paese Wizness. 

Or Susan Boyle's labia majora

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14 minutes ago, Decimus said:

He did, until one June day in 1982.

Little Eric answered a knock at his door and was confronted with a peculiar sight. Stood before him was a disheveled man in arseless chaps wearing a bowler hat with a Casio watch hanging on a chain from a heavily spunk stained waistcoat. Eric wasn't sure what the man said, due to the fact that he was a dirty northern fucking bastard. Nonetheless, the shit dripping down his leg led little E to believe that he must want to use the facilities.

Being a conscientious little cunt, Eric allowed him into his house. Ten minutes later after issuing a string of terrifying sexually enraged howls from upstairs, the gentleman reappeared, doffed his cap, and minced out of the door.

And that's how Punkape got his first ever hamster up his arsehole.

 

Tell the truth .. that was you.

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41 minutes ago, Decimus said:

He did, until one June day in 1982.

Little Eric answered a knock at his door and was confronted with a peculiar sight. Stood before him was a disheveled man in arseless chaps wearing a bowler hat with a Casio watch hanging on a chain from a heavily spunk stained waistcoat. Eric wasn't sure what the man said, due to the fact that he was a dirty northern fucking bastard. Nonetheless, the shit dripping down his leg led little E to believe that he must want to use the facilities.

Being a conscientious little cunt, Eric allowed him into his house. Ten minutes later after issuing a string of terrifying sexually enraged howls from upstairs, the gentleman reappeared, doffed his cap, and minced out of the door.

And that's how Punkape got his first ever hamster up his arsehole.

 

Un-fucking-canny!

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13 hours ago, Decimus said:

He did, until one June day in 1982.

Little Eric answered a knock at his door and was confronted with a peculiar sight. Stood before him was a disheveled man in arseless chaps wearing a bowler hat with a Casio watch hanging on a chain from a heavily spunk stained waistcoat. Eric wasn't sure what the man said, due to the fact that he was a dirty northern fucking bastard. Nonetheless, the shit dripping down his leg led little E to believe that he must want to use the facilities.

Being a conscientious little cunt, Eric allowed him into his house. Ten minutes later after issuing a string of terrifying sexually enraged howls from upstairs, the gentleman reappeared, doffed his cap, and minced out of the door.

And that's how Punkape got his first ever hamster up his arsehole.

 

This is what Easter is all about.

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