CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 The star of BBC 3 , the "yoof" channel. Stacey was apparently "discovered" in some 2-bob reality show and has been chosen to promote the liberal values of the BBC bureaucracy. She travels the same ground as Louis Theroux but whereas Louis pretends to be thick and naive Stacey is the real thing! Probably the luckiest dumb cunt since Jamie Oliver. The BBC knows how to pick 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 12, 2015 Report Share Posted November 12, 2015 Brave , seat of the pants, street journalism in the tradition of Roger Cook ....... Or naive , empty headed posturing a la Posh Spice with brain damage ? , you decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 15, 2015 Report Share Posted November 15, 2015 On 12/11/2015 23:48:16, cuntspotter said: Brave , seat of the pants, street journalism in the tradition of Roger Cook ....... Or naive , empty headed posturing a la Posh Spice with brain damage ? , you decide. But you still would.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 Stacey Dooley is a definite DO-ER! I defy any "man" on this site to say they wouldn't. You show one such man, and I'll show you a fucking gay boy! She's either getting her minge waxed or a lezzer rub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You show one such man, and I'll show you a fucking gay boy! Judge wouldn't.....oh,hang on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 She seems to be a splendid young woman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: She seems to be a splendid young woman! If only we could see her real smile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 15 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Stacey Dooley is a definite DO-ER! I defy any "man" on this site to say they wouldn't. You show one such man, and I'll show you a fucking gay boy! She's either getting her minge waxed or a lezzer rub. I'd check her prostate- with my cock end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd check her prostate- with my cock end. This is a trap, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 16, 2015 Report Share Posted November 16, 2015 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This is a trap, right? It's the only sure fire and most socially acceptable way of confirming you're not banging a tranny - check if she has a prostate - with your cock end. Youre not a shielaaaah!! Call that a finger ? That's not a finger - THIS is a finger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's the only sure fire and most socially acceptable way of confirming you're not banging a tranny - check if she has a prostate - with your cock end. Youre not a shielaaaah!! Call that a finger ? That's not a finger - THIS is a finger. Oi you naughty crumpet, now I'm gonna poke ya with MY dagger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 20 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: If only we could see her real smile! Her vertical smile? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 7 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Her vertical smile? Indeed. An "Essex smile". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 18, 2015 Report Share Posted November 18, 2015 10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Her vertical smile? Correct. The only smile where being toothless is a good thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 30, 2019 Report Share Posted July 30, 2019 Thought I'd watch the One Show, can't stand the programme to be honest, but tonight Bob Mortimer and Paul Whitehouse were on, plugging their upcoming fishing programme, so I gave it a whirl. After 10 minutes I had a choice of turning over or pulling the telly off the fucking wall and beating the fuck out of it with the sky box. The reason was the guest presenter Stacey fucking Dooley and her annoying whiney voice and her witchy fucking cackling at everything the guests said. How in the name of Shaw Taylor did this vacuous annoying twat ever get to presenting on tv? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 It's reported that half of Britain's can't identify British Landmarks... How many can You, not identify? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 8, 2019 Report Share Posted August 8, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: It's reported that half of Britain's can't identify British Landmarks... How many can You, not identify? I don't know what offers dike looks like. Can any other readers beat that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don't know what offers dike looks like. Can any other readers beat that? The only dyke I know, got cured using 20mg tabs of generic Tricoxagain. Edited August 9, 2019 by 'eavensabove Mycoxafloppin 20mg twice daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 I'd fuck the piss out of the ginger sket if that's any help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, Rev said: I'd fuck the piss out of the ginger sket if that's any help. Rev? Fuck me, is it really you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, ratcum said: Rev? Fuck me, is it really you? T'is indeed Ratso. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 3 minutes ago, Rev said: T'is indeed Ratso. this place has gone to the dogs Revo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted October 27, 2019 Report Share Posted October 27, 2019 10 minutes ago, ratcum said: this place has gone to the dogs Revo. It certainly seems to have lost its verve and intensity Ratters. Skorzeny would have bull-whipped some life into it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 3 hours ago, Rev said: It certainly seems to have lost its verve and intensity Ratters. Skorzeny would have bull-whipped some life into it. And then back scuttled Eva Peron, whilst holding Mossad agents hostage. Fuck knows why he was never given the role of 007. It's political correctness gone mad! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2019 Report Share Posted October 28, 2019 21 hours ago, ratcum said: Rev? Fuck me, is it really you? 21 hours ago, Rev said: T'is indeed Ratso. What the fuck is this, nostalgia central? All we need now is for Pen to make a shitty nomination about trains and for Ratty to resume using normal fonts, and it could be 2011 again. On a semi-related note, Rev, why the fuck is Joanna Cherry still breathing? You had one fucking job to do. One! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.