CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Had to nominate this steaming pile of shite,the judges are all cunts, the contestants are all talentless cunts singing someone else's song,the audience are all cunts, and it is watched by cunts, nuff said! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 So, I've just got home and the final of this year's Britain's Got Talent is on the TV. What a steaming pile of runny dog turd. The act on the TV consisted of one vietnamese twat balancing on his head on on the head of another vietnamese twat. I have to say, if this demonstrates one thing, and one thing only, it's that Britiain has no fucking talent whatsoever. Fuck this, I'm going to the pub, I can't watch this fucking tripe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, DrCunt said: So, I've just got home and the final of this year's Britain's Got Talent is on the TV. What a steaming pile of runny dog turd. The act on the TV consisted of one vietnamese twat balancing on his head on on the head of another vietnamese twat. I have to say, if this demonstrates one thing, and one thing only, it's that Britiain has no fucking talent whatsoever. Fuck this, I'm going to the pub, I can't watch this fucking tripe. Just Googled this (because obviously I'm watching Frankie Boyle instead.) They claim to be brothers, but I suspect it's actually @Ignorant Cunt's brother and his less-than-fussy but game-for-anything lover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 3, 2018 Report Share Posted June 3, 2018 These cunts sound more Siamese than Vietnamese. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 14 hours ago, DrCunt said: So, I've just got home and the final of this year's Britain's Got Talent is on the TV. What a steaming pile of runny dog turd. The act on the TV consisted of one vietnamese twat balancing on his head on on the head of another vietnamese twat. I have to say, if this demonstrates one thing, and one thing only, it's that Britiain has no fucking talent whatsoever. Fuck this, I'm going to the pub, I can't watch this fucking tripe. Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 12 hours ago, The Beast said: These cunts sound more Siamese than Vietnamese. Lacist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 34 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Lacist. I've always regarded kids with velcro fastening footwear as retarded CB. Rat Junior had laces from the beginning, including a dinky pair of para boots we got in Munich. The poor cunt had to get up an hour earlier than everyone else, in order to do the fuckers up! My Aunty Vi... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 3 hours ago, ratcum said: I've always regarded kids with velcro fastening footwear as retarded CB. Rat Junior had laces from the beginning, including a dinky pair of para boots we got in Munich. The poor cunt had to get up an hour earlier than everyone else, in order to do the fuckers up! My Aunty Vi... As a totally lazy cunt who simply can’t be bothered with 14-hole Dr Marten’s any more, I quite fancied a pair of those Bates Zero Mass boots the Punisher wears that look like lace-ups but are actually side-zipping. Apparently a real soldier would never wear them because they can’t be easily fixed if they break in the field with a spare conker string (or, I suppose in these modern times, a tampon string – fucking split-arses.) On an unrelated note, have you noticed yet how I always edit your font size back down whenever I quote you, in an attempt to subliminally shame you into giving up such thoroughly homosexual practices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted June 4, 2018 Report Share Posted June 4, 2018 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: On an unrelated note, have you noticed yet how I always edit your font size back down whenever I quote you, in an attempt to subliminally shame you into giving up such thoroughly homosexual practices? font faggotry eh? Do your worst. I won't be silenced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 5, 2018 Report Share Posted June 5, 2018 On 6/4/2018 at 12:37 AM, The Beast said: These cunts sound more Siamese than Vietnamese. But at least they are well balanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 On 6/4/2018 at 5:11 PM, Cuntybaws said: As a totally lazy cunt who simply can’t be bothered with 14-hole Dr Marten’s any more, I quite fancied a pair of those Bates Zero Mass boots the Punisher wears that look like lace-ups but are actually side-zipping. Apparently a real soldier would never wear them because they can’t be easily fixed if they break in the field with a spare conker string (or, I suppose in these modern times, a tampon string – fucking split-arses.) Such is my loss of touch with the latest clothing, which sadly comes with age, I had to look up Bates Zero Mass boots. Are you anticipating a zombie apocalypse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 57 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Are you anticipating a zombie apocalypse? Based on my last (rapid!) transit through East London, I fear it's already started. It may be no coincidence that Jon Bernthal, who currently plays the Punisher, also starred in the first series of The Walking Dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Based on my last (rapid!) transit through East London, I fear it's already started. It may be no coincidence that Jon Bernthal, who currently plays the Punisher, also starred in the first series of The Walking Dead. I had reached the season five finale, which now means I know Shane will reappear in a different guise further down the line. Thanks. Lauren Cohan's coming around later to sit on my face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Lauren Cohan's coming around later to sit on my face. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted July 9, 2018 Report Share Posted July 9, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crisps. I draw the line at prawn cocktail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pussy Galore Posted May 25, 2019 Report Share Posted May 25, 2019 I literally can't watch this. Mind you it must be some sort of record - I mean - that many Cunts in one place at one time. Ant n Dec, Cowell and Walliams - oh and the audience - and the contestants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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