CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 So I ordered this special Lyra Heartstrings Pony Plushie on Ebay. What makes it so special is that it has a hole in it's anus so I could relieve my years of sexual frustration, like it was designed for. So I received it from the post and opened it. I was eager to try it out but unfortunately I have to attend a work program. When I got home I found that my plushie's hole has been sewed up. My mom admitted doing this as she thought it was ripped. Fucking bitch! I hate my mother and I can't wait to move to my own place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 On 16 August 2014 at 16:16, CCArchive said: So I ordered this special Lyra Heartstrings Pony Plushie on Ebay. What makes it so special is that it has a hole in it's anus so I could relieve my years of sexual frustration, like it was designed for. So I received it from the post and opened it. I was eager to try it out but unfortunately I have to attend a work program. When I got home I found that my plushie's hole has been sewed up. My mom admitted doing this as she thought it was ripped. Fucking bitch! I hate my mother and I can't wait to move to my own place. Nominations. Not as good as they used to be. you are a cunt Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nominations. Not as good as they used to be. you are a cunt Keith. Brony was also a massive and definite kiddie fiddler, albeit a sometimes funny one ps are we allowed to cunt each other in the archive? If so, you're a dashed rotter, a cad and a frightful bounder, you stupid fucking cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 22, 2020 Report Share Posted February 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Brony was also a massive and definite kiddie fiddler, albeit a sometimes funny one ps are we allowed to cunt each other in the archive? If so, you're a dashed rotter, a cad and a frightful bounder, you stupid fucking cunt We are not permitted to cunt one another here Stubbles, it's part of the site open to public view... I would however, like to take this opportunity to respectfully remind you, that you are an unwashed, yurt dwelling, newt wanking pony-tailed swampy type fuckflid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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