Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 H.M. STANLEY TO DAVID LIVINGSTONE: "Fuck off you jock bastard!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 The flags on the "victory" prior to Trafalgar. The duty free opens at 14:00hrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 I have a massive cock. Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 "I have got sagging tits .. Goodbye!" Anne Robinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 ROBERT OPPENHEIMER: "Er, we're going to need a bigger target" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Osama Bin Laden; Did somebody leave the back door open ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 NICO ROSBERG AFTER HITTING LEWIS HAMILTON: "I am German; we're all like this." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 "Fucking hell, bloody massive iceberg, right ahead! Turn fast you cunts!" Frederick Fleet, lookout RMS Titanic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Herr Oberst will appreciate this one. Von Paulus-- "50 k to Stalingrad? Fuck off , it's too far and i'm fucking freezing. Let's go home." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 CLIFF RICHARD IN PORTUGAL ON HEARING A TEAM OF BRITISH POLICE OFFICERS WANTED TO PROBE HIM: "Get my arse on the next flight home!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Emperor Hirihito- "Nah fuck bombing pearl harbour, that's a shithouse plan" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "nah, mate, I've had enough. I'm going to fuck off back to the hotel and go to sleep." John Bonham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Righto you cunts, I'm not up to rooting all ten of you so just fire it out on my chin"- Keith's mum. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "I'm sure yoko's input will only make our music better." Paul McCuntney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Use condoms they are great", any Pope to the third world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Righto you cunts, I'm not up to rooting all ten of you so just fire it out on my chin"- Keith's mum.Are you sure Keith didn't say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "I personally guarantee the security of your information and posts on your pages. Corporate interests will not be able to access it." Mark Cunterberg, Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Ah, fuck it, lets keep on calling it Marathon - some executive cunt at Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "If the taxpayers were smart, they'd just send us their savings. It would spare us the effort of stealing it out from under them." Every cunt in government. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Let's go our separate ways". All the members of the spice girls before their first recordings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Randy Rhoades - Nah, I don't feel like flying tonight thanks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'll be just our little secret Monica: Bill Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "FLASH! AARGH, AAARGH!". Mayor of Hiroshima when asked about his favourite Queen lyric. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Earlier today a woman rang in to say it would cloud over later this morning. Well if you're listening madam, don't worry, it won't." Michael Fish Senior, Radio Hiroshima, 6th August, 1945. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Lets not put the car roof down, its a bit chilly" - JFK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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