Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Shit stingrays! Get out of the water!" - Steve Irwin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 ' My that's a big knife, I think I'll zip my flies up' John Wayne Bobbit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "I don't think there's much to this story about a stranded alien wanting to phone home" - Steven Spielberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "I don't think there's much to this story about a stranded alien wanting to phone home" - Steven SpielbergThe cunt obviously gets better mobile coverage than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 I love your location Cardinal Sin. Might even bump into each other when I get around to running in the new nob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 'Can somebody turn the fucking stove on' Robert Falcon Scott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Can I have a black nob?" Frankenstein's monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 ' I got a black nob' Dawn French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 I love your location Cardinal Sin. Might even bump into each other when I get around to running in the new nob. There are a lot of places round there where I indulge, but why have you got a new knob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'd had enough of the cliché of getting the old nob out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Stick the ugly fucker back up for a minute and we'll ask for a late abortion instead." Lady Randolph Churchill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Those natives look really angry, let's not land there". Captain Cook when arriving at Hawaii. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 " Heads down everyone" Harold Godwinson (King). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "This comedy skit about two brothers driving around in a yellow three wheeler and living with their dopey grandad sounds fucking excellent. Sign here please Mr Sullivan." Head of Comedy for ITV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 Tell you what fellas - that Judas ..now he's the kind of guy you could trust with your life. J C Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Actually on second thoughts I'll have a go at fixing it myself thanks" Gary Glitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "I think I will take up a career in horticulture and farming", Walt Disney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Oh go on then, blow the fucking doors off, you cunt" Michael Caine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Come out, I have a gun" Oscar Pistorius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "There will be many false gods and false prophets, and I say to thee by their fruits you shall know them, especially that Mohammed cunt" JC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Hurry up Reeva, I need a shit" Oscar Pistorius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Alright I am the messiah". Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "Mama mia! Disa Hitler ees a fuckinga twata witha a stupido moustacha! He can go anda fuck heemself. Im nota going to war. I make a de love innit. Clara giva me a handjob!" Mussolini! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "They want me to WAIVE the VAT? For a charity song? Tell them to fuck right off!" Margaret Thatcher regarding the proceeds of Band Aid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 "I'm trying to stuff my uterus full of radioactive waste so I can't have any children." MARGARET THATCHER 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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