Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "My mum says don't drive across narrow bridges when you're pissed out of your mind." The other Kennedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "I think we'll just gas the pikeys and stop at that. " Adolf Hitler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Houston, is it this switch or that one? Oh well I'll just try this one then". Challenger shuttle astronaut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Let him have it Chris and by that I mean hand over the gun and don't shoot anyone." DEREK BENTLEY 1952 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Let him have it Chris and by that I mean hand over the gun and don't shoot anyone." DEREK BENTLEY 1952 Don't know who that is and can't be arsed to google it as I am having a Bloody Mary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 How the fuck do you not know who DEREK BENTLEY is? Learn some history you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 It was on tele recently. Bentley didn't have a gun and didn't shoot Plod 1 or Plod 2. In fact he was with the injured Plod 1 when his fellow burglar (Chris) shot Plod 2. Bentley hanged for it despite the above and being a simpleton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Magnus Manuson .. "I've started, I've finished, I'm dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Was he related to the famous Magnus Magnuson? Very funny by the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "If I'm allowed to choose, can I go into a home in Rotherham" - several diddled Kiddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Was he related to the famous Magnus Magnuson? Very funny by the way. no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 King Edward II .. "fuck me with a red hot poker.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Me .. "Frank's boat is real, I'm in it and it floats.". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 37, 38 ,39 40 coming ready or not. Lord Lucan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Fuck the theatre tonight Mary; lets stay in and play darts! Abraham Lincoln! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 It was on tele recently. Bentley didn't have a gun and didn't shoot Plod 1 or Plod 2. In fact he was with the injured Plod 1 when his fellow burglar (Chris) shot Plod 2. Bentley hanged for it despite the above and being a simpleton. "British Justice: The best in the world" -Timothy Evans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 I'll be just our little secret Monica: Bill Clinton. I'll be just our little secret Monica: Bill Clinton. If I put it in my mouth will it go off?- Monica Lewinski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Me .. "Frank's boat is real, I'm in it and it floats.". Yes, but so does excrement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "That James Brady is an exceptional agent, make sure he gets on my personal protection detail, he'll get to retire at the top." Ronald Reagan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "Those bulkheads are way too high. Make them lower." Bruce Ismay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 You are the most talented young painter i have ever met. You have a great future as an artist in front of you and i would like to be your agent. May i call you Adolf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "A sitcom where a northern family sit round a telly talking bollocks? Fuck off you lanky cunt and take that pissed up headcase with you"! -Controller of comedy at BBC to Craig Cash and Caroline Aherne! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 "We must make up for lost time, we go to moor regardless of weather." Capt Max Pruss, The Hindenburg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted August 26, 2014 Report Share Posted August 26, 2014 Get your own fucking coffee. George Clooney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted August 27, 2014 Report Share Posted August 27, 2014 It's Munich, it's the Olympic games, don't be so Alter Kocker- Shmuel Lalkin, Head of Israeli Olympic delegation to Munich, 1972 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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