Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 29, 2017 Report Share Posted October 29, 2017 22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: 8 Fucking years, Pen!!! Think of all the lost opportunities! Truly sad, but also comical! You know I'm here for you Wiz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted October 30, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 6 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: I have one of those coming my way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 11 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I have one of those coming my way. If it will cheer you up, I hope it arrives soon, Scruffo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 13 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I have one of those coming my way. Theres a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 20 hours ago, Rick_B said: Donald Trump to, well anyone really. Trump to Hilary "corrupt devious cunt blame everyone else" Clinton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted October 30, 2017 Report Share Posted October 30, 2017 16 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I have one of those coming my way. I see it indicates that your employer thinks you're male. Well, when it arrives fucking grow a pair and accept it like a man you fucking bed wetting fairy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Elvis to The Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Any woman to the woman that I really want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 1, 2017 Report Share Posted November 1, 2017 Apple to Sigmund Freud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 On 29/10/2017 at 9:15 AM, Drew P Pissflaps said: Or an olive without a toothpick (to pick it up), the little prick. No fucker would miss you , you fucking dead between the ears cunt. Nom some shit sometime, please do join in the game. now back to your Andy Pandy book. Night night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: No fucker would miss you , you fucking dead between the ears cunt. Nom some shit sometime, please do join in the game. now back to your Andy Pandy book. Night night. You're being very aggressive tonight, Mc. Was your quiet pint down the inglenook-laden Duck & Feather Inn gatecrashed by a darkie? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're being very aggressive tonight, Mc. Was your quiet pint down the inglenook-laden Duck & Feather Inn gatecrashed by a darkie? The 'Monu' does seem to be 4 characters too much in his sign on name tonight. I reckon the 1/4% has fucked the cunt financially. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 22 hours ago, Wolfie said: You're being very aggressive tonight, Mc. Was your quiet pint down the inglenook-laden Duck & Feather Inn gatecrashed by a darkie? Fuck me...how did you know I drink at the Duck and Feather? Genuinely. It's now called the Fuzzy Duck since some gastro pub cunts took it over. No exotics in this neck of the woods. "darkie" is a rascist comment that would get me coolered for 6 months. Of course you being a rascist but also gay let's you off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Fuck me...how did you know I drink at the Duck and Feather? Genuinely. It's now called the Fuzzy Duck since some gastro pub cunts took it over. No exotics in this neck of the woods. "darkie" is a rascist comment that would get me coolered for 6 months. Of course you being a rascist but also gay let's you off. You stupid cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: You stupid cunt. Your Drink Bleach profile picture is very provocative and bullying people into suicide is not clever. You are a proper little cunt aren't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted November 3, 2017 Report Share Posted November 3, 2017 17 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The 'Monu' does seem to be 4 characters too much in his sign on name tonight. I reckon the 1/4% has fucked the cunt financially. Actually my saving will earn more interest now. I have no mortgage of course at my age. Lucky me then. fuck you cunt. i will think of you as I spend the extra 0.25% on something nice......... the left side of a twix bar is in my price range now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 4, 2017 Report Share Posted November 4, 2017 Those fucking slippery Charlies from the chocolate factory should never been allowed to sell a Twix singularly and still called it a Twix, it suggest there are two of something. Fuckers should have been made to call it Unix or something like that. Now where's that fucking number for the ASA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Fairytale of New York by The Pogues to I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2017 Ronald Reagan to Abraham Lincoln. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2017 A woman at work to the woman I really want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 The Rolling Stones and The Beach Boys to The Beatles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Brian Wilson to Paul McCartney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Mick Jagger to John Lennon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Eric Clapton to George Harrison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted November 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 13, 2017 Keith Moon to Ringo Starr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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