applescruff14 Posted November 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 Fairytale of New York by The Pogues to I Believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2017 Report Share Posted November 15, 2017 You aren't employed as a North Korean diplomat by any chance are you Scruffs? It's just that I can forsee this sort of position coming to an abrupt conclusion very shortly. Plus, it would take one massive fucking prick of a cunt to fill such a position, I would go sofar to say it would be perfect for you......or Fwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted March 16, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 On 15/11/2017 at 05:05, Drew P Pissflaps said: You aren't employed as a North Korean diplomat by any chance are you Scruffs? It's just that I can forsee this sort of position coming to an abrupt conclusion very shortly. Plus, it would take one massive fucking prick of a cunt to fill such a position, I would go sofar to say it would be perfect for you......or Fwank. I just saw that woman I liked last year, fuck me she is weird, walks like she has crapped herself and had somehow timewarped into 2018. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 16, 2019 Report Share Posted March 16, 2019 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: I just saw that woman I liked last year, fuck me she is weird, walks like she has crapped herself and had somehow timewarped into 2018. You liked Pen? Sort yourself out, scruffo....that's fucking vile! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted March 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 21 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You liked Pen? Sort yourself out, scruffo....that's fucking vile! Very strange woman, I always seem to find them somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 10 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Very strange woman, I always seem to find them somehow. Be careful of the birds that look like Steve Smith (but not quite as much of a cunt) when hanging about graveyards at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 John Lennon was a bit of a twat for much of the latter part of his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 52 minutes ago, ratcum said: John Lennon was a bit of a twat for much of the latter part of his life Coincidentally, he was a prize twat for most of the former part as well. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 (edited) On 13/11/2017 at 13:00, camberwell gypsy said: My cousin Drikus Van Straafhatinge had a Boer on his farm in Natal. Punkers Uncle Von Ring-Hymen still wears a feather Boa. Edited March 17, 2019 by 'eavensabove Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Very strange woman, I always seem to find them somehow. She sounds completely normal if she's not remotely interested in you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2019 Report Share Posted March 18, 2019 12 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Very strange woman, I always seem to find them somehow. Here's a musical rule of thumb when it comes to finding a woman, scruffo....if she (or in pen's case IT) is listening to Q Lazzarus, avoid at all costs. You might even consider bludgeoning it to death on sight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted April 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 Tiger Roll to Red Rum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted April 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 18/03/2019 at 01:58, Cunty BigBollox said: She sounds completely normal if she's not remotely interested in you. She's nothing to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted April 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 17/03/2019 at 21:38, ratcum said: John Lennon was a bit of a twat for much of the latter part of his life After he got with Yoko I turned towards Paul, before Yoko, John was my favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 On 06/04/2019 at 14:03, applescruff14 said: After he got with Yoko I turned towards Paul, before Yoko, John was my favourite. Scruffo, you want to shag yoko, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo, you want to shag yoko, don't you? When you go to CCs homepage, does the online user list look completely empty apart from your own username? That's all I've seen for 2 days, regardless of how many of you have been logged on and posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you go to CCs homepage, does the online user list look completely empty apart from your own username? That's all I've seen for 2 days, regardless of how many of you have been logged on and posting. I haven't yet noticed, Eric. I'll watch it and see if that is happening. At the bottom of this page, my name is all that is showing up. Roops is probably toying about with some new stealth mode in the admin control panel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When you go to CCs homepage, does the online user list look completely empty apart from your own username? That's all I've seen for 2 days, regardless of how many of you have been logged on and posting. You're probably just having flashbacks to the guest list at your 10th birthday, Eric. Fuck it. At least you won Pass The Parcel. The last time I played it was at a kid called Asif's birthday party. He passed the unknown package and every other cunt shit themselves. Mind you, his party was held right at the end of Ramadan, so the cunt went hungry. So, needless to say, I had the last laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You're probably just having flashbacks to the guest list at your 10th birthday, Eric. Fuck it. At least you won Pass The Parcel. The last time I played it was at a kid called Asif's birthday party. He passed the unknown package and every other cunt shit themselves. Mind you, his party was held right at the end of Ramadan, so the cunt went hungry. So, needless to say, I had the last laugh. No, it's not PTSD from the pitiful, friendless childhood. No names have appeared except mine on the 'online users' list. According to that I'm the only cunt that's logged on all day, no guests browsing either. The worrying thought is, that I'm the only member of CC and all of you are my multis. shit. Reported self. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No, it's not PTSD from the pitiful, friendless childhood. No names have appeared except mine on the 'online users' list. According to that I'm the only cunt that's logged on all day, no guests browsing either. The worrying thought is, that I'm the only member of CC and all of you are my multis. shit. Reported self. Well, you can unreport yourself. Been watching the timing of the posts, and as of now, my monitor says I'M the only one online...I sense sinister levels of fuckery in the control panel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: Well, you can unreport yourself. Been watching the timing of the posts, and as of now, my monitor says I'M the only one online...I sense sinister levels of fuckery in the control panel. Admin's Commodore 64 must have chewed up a cassette tape when they tried to load the last update. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Admin's Commodore 64 must have chewed up a cassette tape when they tried to load the last update. That would get a like if I had any. I have dished a few irons to Withers to assist Decs and a few likes to Decs to counter Wither's shameless theft of his idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: That would get a like if I had any. I have dished a few irons to Withers to assist Decs and a few likes to Decs to counter Wither's shameless theft of his idea. You unoriginal, boring, sycophantic turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Well, you can unreport yourself. Been watching the timing of the posts, and as of now, my monitor says I'M the only one online...I sense sinister levels of fuckery in the control panel. You are deluded Whipple .. I am the only one online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 9, 2019 Report Share Posted April 9, 2019 14 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Scruffo, you want to shag yoko, don't you? Ono he doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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