Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 It seems nearly every chat board you visit these days, has one cunt that is unable to restrain him or herself from beginning one of these fucking things. It's as if they are trying to force you to be something or do something you don't want to do. They think that if they can get everybody to say hello to everybody else, a sense of joy and peace will blanket the tedious fucking pit, and the cunts boring fuck out of everything. I wish we still had the guillotine for these bastards. Having said all that, good morning you cunts! Having a cuppa, getting ready to go to the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Oh and a very fine morning to you sir. Cunt! Now I must fuck off to work to cunt a few more people off! Good morning, fuck off more like. Pervert pony Keith got my back up last night and I am in a foul mood, the ugly fat queer little shit that he is. Have a good day kc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 You been on mumsnet again, KC? I've fucking warned you all about that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Pissticks to all that blanket of love tomfoolery! I just typed 'Wanker' into the satnav. Put the kettle on - I'm parked outside. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 Oh and a very fine morning to you sir. Cunt! Now I must fuck off to work to cunt a few more people off! Good morning, fuck off more like. Pervert pony Keith got my back up last night and I am in a foul mood, the ugly fat queer little shit that he is. Have a good day kc! Do you want some Sudocrem for your sore bottom you butthurt little cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 17, 2014 Report Share Posted September 17, 2014 The thing is your sex life is all in your mind! At least I have had and still have a full and active straight sex life with a real woman younger than me. I have no issues with cocoa shunters, but you exist in a fucking strange world that only sexually inadequate and fat ugly cunts like you inhabit and I have issues with that. By the way, you didn't hurt me, I am harder than you could ever imagine and my mother has been dead a long time so I can take any deluded suggestions your sick little mind can come up with. Let's see how your little toy plastic katana could stand up to my Royal Marines Bowie knife and razor sharp machete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Oh and a very fine morning to you sir. Cunt! Now I must fuck off to work to cunt a few more people off! Good morning, fuck off more like. Pervert pony Keith got my back up last night and I am in a foul mood, the ugly fat queer little shit that he is. Have a good day kc! You been on mumsnet again, KC? I've fucking warned you all about that! What a day! Got home from the office, and the missus had a garden project underway. I still haven't sorted out how she drew me into the fucker. I finished HER project, showered, had a cuppa, and a short nap. Now I'll be up all bloody night! Cheeky bint! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 What is this love and peace bullshit on forums these days? It's bound to be the fault of Facebook knobs. Still,good morning you cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 You been on mumsnet again, KC? I've fucking warned you all about that! Mumsnet is full of middle class twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 Never trust a hippie. Love and peace can suck my cock for all eternity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 that "jolly good" spirit and good will rubbish is for cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Its morning again, so "fuck off Keith". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 `Hullo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Cheers, CornerCunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Do you want some Sudocrem for your sore bottom you butthurt little cunt? Good heavens, Keith, you're not playing nurse now, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Good heavens, Keith, you're not playing nurse now, are you? I wouldn't dream of letting him administer his kind of care on me thank you! I would rather dip my testicles in the caldera of Eyjafjallajökull during a full eruption. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 22, 2014 Report Share Posted September 22, 2014 Fuck me sideways - all these fucking words I have to look up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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