Guest Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 A supermarket checkout operative sneaked three of these babies into me change at the Nat Lot & fags counter, yet their self service machine kept spitting them back out at me while I was paying for me groceries: 1 packet of 9 choc penguin bars, 3 jars of salmon paste (3 of a £1 offer) & Andrex toilet rolls (16 rolls pack), what should’ve been a swift, stress free transaction turned into a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 18, 2014 Report Share Posted September 18, 2014 You never know who's going to give you the stiff. You really do have to pay close attention to what change you receive. The pikey cunts will do anything to pass off the shit they took in, so their register til isn't off. Some slithering bastard shitcunt passed the coins off on the cashier, so he/she in turn had to pass them off on you, so they didn't get penalized for being 3 off at final count. Bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Bastards, bastards, they are all bastards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Why do you need 16 toilet rolls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Why do you need 16 toilet rolls? Either it makes sense to buy in bulk or posting here scares the shit out of some people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You try eating 3 jars of salmon paste and see if you need any toilet roll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Why do you need 16 toilet rolls? To wipe my fanny & arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 To wipe my fanny & arse. Shake it all about, you dancing fool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Why do you need 16 toilet rolls? To wipe my fanny & arse. Lemme help you out, use wet wipes first then regular toilet paper, switch back and forth until done. Also don't push anything out, let it occur naturally, I know its hard but if u push chit out and it wasnt ready its gona break off into odd lengths and you wont finish. Also eat high fiber and things will flow more naturally. Also to note a good chit with a high fiber diet should be almost runny and not solid. Now, do as you were told and shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 To wipe my fanny & arse. Why don't you save yourself the loss to your benefits and squat over the fountain at Piccadilly Circus. The worlds biggest bidet for the worlds biggest fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Lemme help you out, use wet wipes first then regular toilet paper, switch back and forth until done. Also don't push anything out, let it occur naturally, I know its hard but if u push chit out and it wasnt ready its gona break off into odd lengths and you wont finish. Also eat high fiber and things will flow more naturally. Also to note a good chit with a high fiber diet should be almost runny and not solid. Now, do as you were told and shut the fuck up. Thank you for your advice, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Why don't you save yourself the loss to your benefits and squat over the fountain at Piccadilly Circus. The worlds biggest bidet for the worlds biggest fanny. Fuck off grandad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Christ, you must have pissflaps like John Wayne's saddlebags. Your face looks like a rhino's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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