Guest Keith Lard Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I returned home earlier on today after I went job-hunting (well to be honest, I was looking at games at Gamestop) and I was taken by surprised by my mother along with her friends, family members, and my social worker, all waiting for me in the living room. Apparently this was an intervention after my mom looked at my internet history. She said she is worried about the sick stuff I’m looking at on DeviantArt. I tried to argue back, saying there is nothing wrong with me, then she took out this picture I did about World War Two back when I was at junior high in America, which triggered the relentless bullying in my class which drove me to attempt a school shooting. Now I have to go to therapy every week, which really pissed me off as its cut back on my private time to masturbate to hentai and other cartoon porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Life is uber tough, Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hopefully the intervention will work and the social worker will suggest that you "kill yourself", please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You certainly shouldn't waste your time arguing with someone that there's nothing wrong with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You went to school in America? I think we now know the answer to your problem. Your a daft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Oh when will you ever learn? You must be scared of the social services and their registers for someone like you. I don't think there is anyone qualified enough to turn your deviancy around, unless there are any suggestions for a CC cure or treatment programme? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 God help the poor bastard that gets to interview you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Utter shit - 1/10. Please throw yourself under a steamroller at once. ...you fucking filthy piece of distended rectum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 lmfao, poor keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 Hi Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 You don't need a fuckin intervention Keith, but your miserable horses do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 lmfao, poor keith. We need to support this young chap ,Scotty. Before things start going wrong for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 We need to support this young chap ,Scotty. Before things start going wrong for him. I seem to remember forking out a tenner to get the forum up and running again. What about another admin fund to get keith a proper prossie and bust his cherry? One who'd dress up in a plushie outfit? I reckon its the least we could do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted September 19, 2014 Report Share Posted September 19, 2014 I seem to remember forking out a tenner to get the forum up and running again. What about another admin fund to get keith a proper prossie and bust his cherry? One who'd dress up in a plushie outfit? I reckon its the least we could do. I thought we could send the rev around dressed as Bungle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I seem to remember forking out a tenner to get the forum up and running again. What about another admin fund to get keith a proper prossie and bust his cherry? One who'd dress up in a plushie outfit? I reckon its the least we could do. I'd pay twenty quid if you could find the arse end of a pantomime horse who is employed part time as a hit man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 I seem to remember forking out a tenner to get the forum up and running again. What about another admin fund to get keith a proper prossie and bust his cherry? One who'd dress up in a plushie outfit? I reckon its the least we could do. With more bollocks like this on the forum I think Admin should refund us all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Keith, what you need to do is this: go out and buy one of those bloody great big 14 inch dildos and shove as far up your arse as you can whilst chained to a radiator and out of reach of the phone. Doc Johnson's a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 20, 2014 Report Share Posted September 20, 2014 Keith, what you need to do is this: go out and buy one of those bloody great big 14 inch dildos and shove as far up your arse as you can whilst chained to a radiator and out of reach of the phone. Doc Johnson's a cunt. He'd only have to fall over and the radiator would be ripped from its mountings, I doubt if his British Gas home care cover would include fat cunt damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 21, 2014 Report Share Posted September 21, 2014 Keith, please believe me when I tell you, that there is nothing the social worker can do to help you. You are beyond saving. In my opinion, you should stay at CC, and allow us to be your only abusers. We can only write our feelings for you, whereas actual people in the general public, they can hit you, they can beat you with blunt objects, or they could just run you down in the streets like rodents and common vermin. You should be glad we have gun control here. If you were still in America, you wouldn't even see it coming, BANG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 We need to support this young chap ,Scotty. Before things start going wrong for him. We need to make certain he doesn't find his biological sister, who was given away after birth, to prevent him procreating with her, and setting forth upon the world the biggest, and thickest benefit scrounging, My little Pony buggering, katana wielding chav EVER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted September 24, 2014 Report Share Posted September 24, 2014 We need to make certain he doesn't find his biological sister, who was given away after birth, to prevent him procreating with her, and setting forth upon the world the biggest, and thickest benefit scrounging, My little Pony buggering, katana wielding chav EVER.He's already found her but keep it quiet because I don't think he's supposed to known due to accelerating his mental illness. But then who gives a fuck, its allegedly his mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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