Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Fruit teas smell great, but taste of fuck all - every last fucking one. Fruit smoothies - especially the innocent ones, virtually all contain banana, and that's all they fucking taste of - end of. What a waste of fucking money. Now fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 I only like pussy juice flavor. Must be Twining's new range, hasn't hit the shops in our local Nisa yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 They're all for lightweights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Jesus, & I was called for chitting me spuds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 This site is supposed to be re cunts, not dobbing your hob nob into a fruit flavoured tea. What next, knitting patterns with typos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 If I want fruit flavour I buy some fucking fruit. If I want tea I buy some fucking tea. BTW. Never heard of tea flavoured fruits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 BTW. Never heard of tea flavoured fruits. There are a few of them in Brighton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Do they do a potato smoothie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Green tea is the best, it's a ninja drink. I'm a fucking ninja I'll have you know. I'm surprised to say the least Cobra. I could have sworn you were a lager flavoured tea man, and hold the fuckin tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted September 30, 2014 Report Share Posted September 30, 2014 Fruit teas smell great, but taste of fuck all - every last fucking one. Fruit smoothies - especially the innocent ones, virtually all contain banana, and that's all they fucking taste of - end of. What a waste of fucking money. Now fuck off. It's difficult to taste any fruit if you use enough rum or tequila in the blend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 Try passion fruit, peach and apple blended as a smoothie .. YUM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 25 minutes ago, Penelope said: Try passion fruit, peach and apple blended as a smoothie .. YUM! True what Jacko says: nice smell but just tastes like fuck all. Drunk by pretentious twats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 Empty some gin into it and you will not worry about silly things such as what it tastes like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 45 minutes ago, Penelope said: Try passion fruit, peach and apple blended as a smoothie .. YUM! ...or would you prefer to enjoy yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowy Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 If I have to endure tea it's with milk,that's it,coffee is with a sweetener because I'm fat cunt,this mixing teas with random flowers,berrys what ever you fucking cretins can think of is for absolute philistines,stick your green tea and you're berrys up you're arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 21 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: ...or would you prefer to enjoy yourself? Are you a fruitcake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Penelope said: Are you a fruitcake? Church of England, not that it's any business of yours. {puzzled} Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 Just now, Jiggerycock said: Church of England, not that it's any business of yours. {puzzled} I thought you would have been a scientologist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 No such thing as fruit tea. It's fruit Infusion, you fucking fik bunch of twats. I really expected more from you Snowy, not much admittedly, but you have 'wheelie bin' making an effort lately. LMCO. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 On 9/30/2014 at 7:19 PM, JackoTC said: Fruit teas smell great, but taste of fuck all - every last fucking one. Fruit smoothies - especially the innocent ones, virtually all contain banana, and that's all they fucking taste of - end of. What a waste of fucking money. Now fuck off. Gone and completely forgotten. Fuck off yourself Jacko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 14 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Gone and completely forgotten. Fuck off yourself Jacko. Jacko was one of the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 41 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Gone and completely forgotten. Fuck off yourself Jacko. 26 minutes ago, Ape said: Jacko was one of the best on here. Who? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 32 minutes ago, Ape said: Jacko was one of the best on here. He was good for a while, then he climbed into frank’s arsehole, eventually disappearing up there completely never to be heard from again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: He was good for a while, then he climbed into frank’s arsehole, eventually disappearing up there completely never to be heard from again. there is a certain French cunt here who seems determined to follow a similar demise, death by Franks sphincter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted June 13, 2018 Report Share Posted June 13, 2018 39 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: He was good for a while, then he climbed into frank’s arsehole, eventually disappearing up there completely never to be heard from again. He was a complete fucking idiot. He thought that giving me ten likes a day would somehow annoy me. All it made me want to do was fellate his glorious, like-granting cock. He totally underestimated my pathological obsession with maintaining a like-to-post ratio below 1.23, and for that I hope he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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