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Guest Lady Penelope
9 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said:

Pen, I see from your profile that you're mortally wounded and dying, crack on and fuck off.

Oh I forgot .. get fucked NEWBIE.

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On 6/13/2018 at 11:06 AM, camberwell gypsy said:

True what Jacko says: nice smell but just tastes like fuck all. Drunk by pretentious twats. 

Oh Gyps. Much as I try I can't deny your Romany charm is drawing me in. I've always gone for mildly vacuous birds I can easily win an argument with (I adore stewardesses and hairdressers), yet happily give up a wank for once in a while to satisfy when the fancying stage is over. You'd absolutely love my curries. I think you'd like my fruit smoothies, too, served with a special jus du Wolf. 

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Guest JackoTC
On ‎6‎/‎13‎/‎2018 at 5:15 PM, Decimus said:

He was a complete fucking idiot. He thought that giving me ten likes a day would somehow annoy me. All it made me want to do was fellate his glorious, like-granting cock.

He totally underestimated my pathological obsession with maintaining a like-to-post ratio below 1.23, and for that I hope he's dead.

It really pissed you off you fucking loser. Lol, it drove you up the fucking wall. I made you look a right cunt. This is your life, this site. 6300 + posts LOL. FFS, find a friend.

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Guest Bill Stickers
2 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

It really pissed you off you fucking loser. Lol, it drove you up the fucking wall. I made you look a right cunt. This is your life, this site. 6300 + posts LOL. FFS, find a friend.

Rattled.

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5 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

It really pissed you off you fucking loser. Lol, it drove you up the fucking wall. I made you look a right cunt. This is your life, this site. 6300 + posts LOL. FFS, find a friend.

A double lol and a response to a post nearly a month old.

You're seething.

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Just now, William T.D. Stickers said:

Rattled.

LOL - I'm crying into my cocktail. I'm taking a boat to Capri, wish I could stay and catch up, but it looks a tad dull on here.

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Guest JackoTC
Just now, Decimus said:

A double lol and a response to a post nearly a month old.

You're seething.

I am. I have my first look in probably 18 months, and find you still using my posts. I WAS the best one obviously 🙂 

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On ‎9‎/‎30‎/‎2014 at 7:19 PM, JackoTC said:

Fruit teas smell great, but taste of fuck all - every last fucking one.

Fruit smoothies - especially the innocent ones, virtually all contain banana, and that's all they fucking taste of - end of.

What a waste of fucking money.

Now fuck off.

 

Are you partial to Hot Punch? 

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 minute ago, JackoTC said:

I am. I have my first look in probably 18 months, and find you still using my posts. I WAS the best one obviously 🙂 

You always were gullible and fell for that one,  so I've been led to believe. 

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1 minute ago, JackoTC said:

I assume there is an amusing follow up ............?

Nahh. Not unless a kick in the bollocks would suffice.  

Are you still holed-up in Gibraltar?

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Guest Bill Stickers
24 minutes ago, JackoTC said:

LOL - I'm crying into my cocktail. I'm taking a boat to Capri, wish I could stay and catch up, but it looks a tad dull on here.

You are Monumental cunt and I claim my £5

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Guest JackoTC
24 minutes ago, Frank said:

I once had a boat. 

Still hanging grimly on I see. In the face of such adversity too. That's if I guess correctly, and the Corner's clientele are still making homophobic comments and advising you insert objects into your personal areas ? Its a crying shame.

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Guest JackoTC
2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Nahh. Not unless a kick in the bollocks would suffice.  

Are you still holed-up in Gibraltar?

That's a generous offer, but no thank you.

Italy until September then back home to become full time comic and best one on here again. Give me two weeks and I'll have Deco on his knees........and not in a good way.  

 

 

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Guest 'eavensabove
2 hours ago, JackoTC said:

That's a generous offer, but no thank you.

Italy until September then back home to become full time comic and best one on here again. Give me two weeks and I'll have Deco on his knees........and not in a good way.  

 

 

That's quite a statement. I'll check your inadequacies after my holiday. 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said:

Nahh. Not unless a kick in the bollocks would suffice.  

Are you still holed-up in Gibraltar?

Do you have enough muscle mass in your spindly chicken legs to lift it that high?  

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