Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 Where do I start? This band produce the most horrendous dirge to grace the aural spectrum. Their music is the kind of music that makes people feel like going to dignitas. You know how bands start sounding the same after two albums, well they sound the same after two songs. Shite ballady bollocks for recently split up thirty something women with only cats for company. Chris Martin please just stop. Boring cunts music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheCatWoman Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 I looked at my urine today and it was all yellow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 To see Chris Martin slowly fed through an industrial thickness planer would bring me unimaginable pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 10, 2014 Report Share Posted October 10, 2014 The sound, not of Hell, which would at least be interesting, but of 'Beige'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Beat me to it! Fucking drivel band, Chris Martin, his Hollywood ex wife, yoga, boring beyond belief. I have a huge music collection, but when the Mrs puts this bland shit on I go out to the DIY centre. What happened? You are a 'car crash', last time I laid me peepers on you, you had a ruddy' daft' gingham table cloth on your barnet? What a story you must have? I know we ain't see 'i 2 i' - but i am concerned re the change in you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 To see Chris Martin slowly fed through an industrial thickness planer would bring me unimaginable pleasure. Oh God, like you might say something smart 'grey tail.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I looked at my urine today and it was all yellow. you are a blinking cat & that's what cats do, plus one today left enough calling cards to fill a yogurt carton - stinky bum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 On me lawn, it was in a pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Fuck off you oxygen thief. So you've been hit on the head with a hammer - poor you, & lost your table cloth while you was doing 'god knows what.' You ain't lost none of your charm despite the beating you have encountered - no doubt you was too lippy to someone bigger than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Where do I start? This band produce the most horrendous dirge to grace the aural spectrum. Their music is the kind of music that makes people feel like going to dignitas. You know how bands start sounding the same after two albums, well they sound the same after two songs. Shite ballady bollocks for recently split up thirty something women with only cats for company. Chris Martin please just stop. Boring cunts music. The real terrorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Fucking nondescript gelatine cuntlords! Premium grade pissshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Instead of being happy to have that celery stick of a woman no longer in his life, fucking Chris Martin is fucking drowning in self pity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thamesriver Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Instead of being happy to have that celery stick of a woman no longer in his life, fucking Chris Martin is fucking drowning in self pity. He's with Jennifer Lawrence. I would love to drown in her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Instead of being happy to have that celery stick of a woman no longer in his life, fucking Chris Martin is fucking drowning in self pity. Chris Martin is drowning in Jennifer Lawrence, the jammy cunt ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Chris Martin is drowning in Jennifer Lawrence, the jammy cunt !Yes - very probably! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Oh God, like you might say something smart 'grey tail.' Well, the chances of you ever saying something smart are pretty slim I'd say, mint sauce. Also, please do yourself a favour and avoid sounding like an American in your posts, as this makes you look even more of a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I live in Cromer, Norfolk, UK 'tart head', I eat Cromer crabs AKA fish making me smart SO you twat planet from South End can 'do one.' As if I sound remotely Yank, I only wish I did. Do I look like I am from Nooo York? I am more New Zealand if anything, because me cousin lives in Auckland, the city of sails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Well, the chances of you ever saying something smart are pretty slim I'd say, mint sauce. Also, please do yourself a favour and avoid sounding like an American in your posts, as this makes you look even more of a cunt. you look ruddy depressed, but then so woulds I if i looked like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 you look ruddy depressed, but then so woulds I if i looked like you. I look ruddy depressed? If you are, as I suspect, looking at my avatar and personifying it, then I'm not depressed, I'm smelling my finger. Why? Because I R Baboon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Whatever you're smoking, I'll have a few grams of. I eat plenty OF fish & it makes you smart - people are like Wow when I rattle me cage in the queue in Poundland? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 I look ruddy depressed? If you are, as I suspect, looking at my avatar and personifying it, then I'm not depressed, I'm smelling my finger. Why? Because I R Baboon. You might want to check that name on Sicki, dapps And back on topic, coldplay are definitely boring cunts. Keane are no fucking better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Nickelband needs to be banned from London and Creed fumigated. Coldplay sounds like a fucking depressed mating call and needs to contemplate suicide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 The industry as a whole is pathetic, as too are the vast majority of modern-day bands within it. There are hundreds of 'coldplays' out there and hundreds of unknown bands which could knock the musical bollocks out of them, but never get the 'hype' or the chance. All it takes is to release a tune, throw in a few grand to promote it and you, and then next thing you know you're playing the O2 Arena to brainwashed headed saps who have just made you "A STAR"... I'd sooner listen to my neighbour learning the violin than to hear the shite being spewed out by Mouldplay and all other cunts like them. Fucking dross. I'll bring my tambourine round to yours and dance for you in the garden if you like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 Really? You sound as thick as shit to me. I wish you would change your avatar London. Its horrible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2014 Report Share Posted October 12, 2014 only if you promise not to wear any sandals Ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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