Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I keep seeing these idiots out on the road, straining to turn the pedals and travelling about one lamp post per revolution, whilst veering all over the road through the sheer effort. The concept of gear ratios is obviously beyond their mental capacity and as such they should be made to walk. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 My old dear insisted on riding around in third gear with her Sturmey Archer set up when doing her rounds years ago. I tell her this is why her knees are fucked, but she's having none of it. She says it was due to kicking the shit out of me when I was at junior school and acting like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Ovaltech chain wheels helped to fuck my knees up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I find a Bosch drill set to hammer mode to be the ideal implement for fucking knees up. Mother Brown was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Ovaltech chain wheels helped to fuck my knees up. "Biopace" chain rings were all the rage when I did a lot of road cycling. As I recall they were a load of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 "Biopace" chain rings were all the rage when I did a lot of road cycling. As I recall they were a load of shit. I reckoned on a speed average gain of about 2 MPH .. not worth the extra pain they ended up inflicting on my knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Evan worse are the wimminz who pedal along in the easiest gear, getting nowhere while woblling around, obvioulsy shit scared of everything aroud them. Get the fucking bus you cunts, it's safer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 I do use 24 inch gear on some hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 Its the fucking idiots who have the saddle obviously to low for them which makes their knees stick out at right angles that make me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 ... AND the aerodynamic skinny little Twiglet runts, in lime-green fluorescent Lycra, wasp-goggles and fucking Predator helmets... Or the flash cunts on mono-cycles, juggling 28 fucking milk bottles with one hand, along the M25. Or the middle class fuckwits who tow their brood on a trailer in busy traffic with a silly fucking flag attached to make drivers aware. (apologies to any middle class fuckwits on here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 4, 2014 Report Share Posted November 4, 2014 ... AND the aerodynamic skinny little Twiglet runts, in lime-green fluorescent Lycra, wasp-goggles and fucking Predator helmets... Or the flash cunts on mono-cycles, juggling 28 fucking milk bottles with one hand, along the M25. Oh for the days of some natty umbro striker shorts, a pair of green flash or at a push some stan smith adidas and tank top by greenwoods topped of with an ever so slightly risque m&s beret in misty cerise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 So I think it's safe to say all suicyclists are cunts. Especialy that fat cunt Boris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 I hate all the cunts, obsessed within their own little cretinous worlds of meaningless statistics. Hogging narrow roads, whilst pulling gurnesque grimaces as they fuck everyone up. I pray I'll see one smash head on with an approaching juggernaut around a blind bend and see their scrawny, turkey like bodies pulped in a lycra lasagne all over the road. Hopefully near home, so I can return to see the Crows gobbing up the miniscule remains of their miserable, cunted cadavers for a few days and pour weedkiller over the flowers on the fuckers 'road side' shrines, that their fuckwit chav relatives erect... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 Cyclists should not be on the road because they don't pay road tax. Warning to all cyclists: Don't start an altercation with me, 'cause I am willing to end it rapidly and with extreme violence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted November 5, 2014 Report Share Posted November 5, 2014 There was a good quiz question back in the late 80's viz; Q: Whats black and rusty and chained to some railings in Canterbury? A: Terry Waites' bike. Bearded Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 and what about the cunts who padlock the fucking things, to lamp-posts & railings and any other fucking thing without paying fucking all. Some even take their wheels into the office, leaving the fame chained to a fucking pensioner who was simply waiting for a bus. They should be 'CLAMPED' or have their poxy contraptions fucked off to the scrap heaps... That fucking happened to me Jazz. I had a fucking nod off on my scooter pissed up on a Sunday arvo after a few too many at the boozer and woke up tethered to some cunts fucking pushbike. I spewed in the cunts helmet and smeared shit all over the cunts front and back wheel dropouts before popping his fucking tyres. Have fun changing that cunt. I then used a rouge cock hair to pick the lock and made my fucking getaway laughing manically at the thought of the cunt having to deal with that all for being a dumb cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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