colonelkurtz Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 ....and what they mean. the safety of the public is paramount....shitting ourselves at the compensation prospects sincere condolences to the family ....who the fuck was he/she anyway that's a very good question ...I don't have a fecking clue an investigation is underway ... find some fucker to blame sincere thanks and best wishes in his/her new position ... fuck right off cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 A selection from former bosses. (I've been self-employed for the past few years) I take that on board.........................................That's a good idea which I'll claim as my own He has my utmost support...............................The fucker will be gone as soon as it can be arranged I hear what you say..........................................Complain all you like I have no intention of doing anything This is a good development opportunity..........Basically I fucked up but as I'm in charge you can sort it out and I'll take the credit It didn't happen on my watch...........................No-one can blame me for it I have already covered my back and can blame you I value your input on this.................................Everyone knows you have the brains around here but I take the credit for others work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 You look gorgeous tonight my love.............. how the fuck did you get that arse in that dress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Lessons have been learned.......... I won't get caught next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 I won't come in your mouth......... probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 Can you just wait a few seconds..............If I keep you hanging on long enough hopefully you'll fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 That's ok mate I'll put a cheque in the post right away......................................Might as well send him a fucking bouncy ball, at least next time the cunt rings I know what number to ignore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 6, 2014 Report Share Posted November 6, 2014 You can trust me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Keep going, I'm almost there......................You will have carpel tunnel of the wrist and have grown a beard before I shoot my load of dust on your tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 You can confide in me and rest assured your secret will go no further..... You might as well post it on fucking Facebook! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Don't spend your money on me, I don't want anything.....................................I'll make your life a fucking misery though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Nothing's wrong, i'm absolutely fine ....................... Everything's wrong and it's all your fucking fault. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Athletic body.....................fat cunt. Likes to eat out.................can't cook. Likes nights in...................tight cunt. Likes to be adventurous....takes it up the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 One careful lady owner - driven everywhere with the handbrake on and a foot on the clutch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Reliable family runabout - never been serviced, rust painted over with hammerite, stinks of childrens vomit and wet dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Course I'm wearing protection................Gives fake name and fucks off before knows she's potted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 The cheque is in the post................It'll bounce higher than a giraffe's bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 It's just a few of us lads going out for a pint, should be back early...................... we're gonna make some fit birds squeal and writhe as we do em up the wrong un! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Our thoughts are with the victims of this terrible tragedy.................actually we don't give a fuck and thank fuck it didn't happen to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 I say how dare you? What kind a woman do you think I am? ..............................Jump on and play with my tits anytime xx! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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