Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 There appears to be a breed of people whose working day revolves entirely around their tea breaks. The thing is, although the break itself "should" last 15 mins, there are pre and post break rituals that result in the lazy cunts doing nothing for well over half an hour. Dare to ask one to do something for you within the 15 minute pre-break window and you are told that "it's nearly tea time", which means you've got no chance for atleast half an hour. There was a cunt I used to work with we actually named Arthur Tea, as any request to actually do something was almost exclusively answered with.....well, you can work it out. Every one of the cunts reads The Sun too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Fucking smoke breaks. Fucking cunts. Fucking cancer's too fucking good for 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 So fucking what, just get on with your own fucking work and dont worry about what other cunts may or may not be doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 So fucking what, just get on with your own fucking work and dont worry about what other cunts may or may not be doing. So what you're saying is we shouldn't post threads about what we find cuntish and just get on with things? Kind of defeats the object of the site, doesn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 There's a woman i work with who has a cigarette break on average every 20 minutes or so, then gets all fucking menstrual when the boss allows me to leave 15 minutes early so i can get to the bank before it closes. Wretched old trollop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 It is indeed cuntagonal. Without giving too much away, in my work there are admin/support staff who religiously take their tea breaks and don't have a care in the world. They certainly don't care if they fail to meet a deadline. Then there's the professional staff who work like fuck and possibly make a coffee only to see it go cold. We do get paid a lot more though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 It's only to catch up with the time all the other cunts spend outside smoking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 7, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 It is indeed cuntagonal. Without giving too much away, in my work there are admin/support staff who religiously take their tea breaks and don't have a care in the world. They certainly don't care if they fail to meet a deadline. Then there's the professional staff who work like fuck and possibly make a coffee only to see it go cold. We do get paid a lot more though. Sounds very familiar........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 It is indeed cuntagonal. Without giving too much away, in my work there are admin/support staff who religiously take their tea breaks and don't have a care in the world. They certainly don't care if they fail to meet a deadline. Then there's the professional staff who work like fuck and possibly make a coffee only to see it go cold. We do get paid a lot more though. What ? the kind of better paid hard workers that could fuck about on here at 2.19pm ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 What ? the kind of better paid hard workers that could fuck about on here at 2.19pm ? lol. I'm freelance now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 What ? the kind of better paid hard workers that could fuck about on here at 2.19pm ? I fuck around the clock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 lol. I'm freelance now Freelance fucker abouter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 Especially if you do it in the middle of the office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 There appears to be a breed of people whose working day revolves entirely around their tea breaks. The thing is, although the break itself "should" last 15 mins, there are pre and post break rituals that result in the lazy cunts doing nothing for well over half an hour. Dare to ask one to do something for you within the 15 minute pre-break window and you are told that "it's nearly tea time", which means you've got no chance for atleast half an hour. There was a cunt I used to work with we actually named Arthur Tea, as any request to actually do something was almost exclusively answered with.....well, you can work it out. Every one of the cunts reads The Sun too. You can't beat them adape, you have to join them. Many moons ago when working for a for cunt when I was 16, I went to the loo towards the end of my lunch break resulting in me being back just 1 minute late. The loo was 5 minutes walk from the office across the factory floor (had to put up with the fucking wolf whistles as well) and out the other side. So the whole trip took about 15 minutes. After the cunt gave me a public cunting for being 1 minute late I never went in my own time again, not only that, I made sure I went at least 3 times a day whether I needed to or not. That 1 minute cunt trick cost her 45 minutes a day for a year. Result, cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 7, 2014 Report Share Posted November 7, 2014 hey londonm hows life in Golders Green? I thought he was more of a Theresienstadt type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Its nearly tea time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 When i was on the building sites, this bollocks used to drive me mad, three breaks in a fucking day all adding up to almost two wasted hours, now i work in a small private firm, i break for about 20 minutes at lunch and two or three 5 minute smoke breaks, 40 minutes during the day, get the work done and get home early. Why were you hanging around building sites? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 Tea time is me time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 A good use of free time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 People don't sing "I love Paris in the tea break" do they? Of course they don't as it would be a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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