Guest ducunti Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 What is the fucking point of this absolute bollox, every time I scan the programming guides its either showing repeats of Coronation street, endless hours of repeats of X factor or some Arse and Dic presented shit. Then there's ITV 3 that seem to only show is non stop fucking Morse and Lewis. May I suggest ITV you employ some innovative new program creaters who may even be able to entertain us and drop all this cheap to prduce Cadbury's etc sponsored crap where it belongs, straight down the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 Its the same on the rip off digital sky/virgin. Discovery, History and Nat Geo copy each other. It seems every hot rod garage in America is being filmed and that Storage locker auctions are filmed everywhere. Anyone mining gold is given a contract for documentary too. Rip off shit and a good enough reason to cancel subscription. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 It's the same with all the Babestation offshoots too. These days I just put on a pair of Lord Melchet's comedy breasts, waggle my phone and look in the mirror. Phwooaaarrrrr!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 It's the same with all the Babestation offshoots too. These days I just put on a pair of Lord Melchet's comedy breasts, waggle my phone and look in the mirror. Phwooaaarrrrr!!!!!!!!! I hope you lose your inheritance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 The government recently asked me to recommend a British Army regiment to assist the customs and border control johnnies. I immediately suggested The Black Watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 I also went to the butchers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 8, 2014 Report Share Posted November 8, 2014 What is the fucking point of this absolute bollox, every time I scan the programming guides its either showing repeats of Coronation street, endless hours of repeats of X factor or some Arse and Dic presented shit. Then there's ITV 3 that seem to only show is non stop fucking Morse and Lewis. May I suggest ITV you employ some innovative new program creaters who may even be able to entertain us and drop all this cheap to prduce Cadbury's etc sponsored crap where it belongs, straight down the shitter. There's a load of cunts at ITV that need sorting out. Has anyone ever noticed that when you spot that Lewis is on, it's always halfway through! I end up having to guess who dunnit based on racial stereotypes and my own jaundiced view of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I think that On the Buses is a masterpiece in comedy writing For some reason, though, you don't see Love Thy Neighbour much these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 For some reason, though, you don't see Love Thy Neighbour much these days.I have a copy of love thy neighbour the movie if anyone wants it, but they showed Blazing Saddles on tv a few months ago with the naughty wood pile word not blanked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2014 Report Share Posted November 9, 2014 I have a copy of love thy neighbour the movie if anyone wants it, but they showed Blazing Saddles on tv a few months ago with the naughty wood pile word not blanked out. Great lyrics on the Love They Neighbour theme tune. "I'm a n***** and I fucked a white chick, and I ain't ashamed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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