Guest nobgobbler Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Why do these daft cunts insist on wearing their hair in their eyes? And why doesn't it annoy them every time they blink, their fringe dances the light fandango in front of their face? Just watching it annoys the fuck out of me. And why do they pretend they don't know it's happening? Stupid cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 QE fucking D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I have a side parting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I have a side parting. A centre parting would be more cuntish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I could imagine something like this hanging down in front of a woman's front botty. It could be drawn back with a theatrical flourish to reveal the main attraction, possibly with some lighting effects and appropriate music. That tune from the Gala bingo ad would work well here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I could imagine something like this hanging down in front of a woman's front botty. It could be drawn back with a theatrical flourish to reveal the main attraction, possibly with some lighting effects and appropriate music. That tune from the Gala bingo ad would work well here. One red one, one white one, one with a fairy light on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 One red one, one white one, one with a fairy light on? Or a Very Light. Adds a bit of flare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I could imagine something like this hanging down in front of a woman's front botty. It could be drawn back with a theatrical flourish to reveal the main attraction, possibly with some lighting effects and appropriate music. That tune from the Gala bingo ad would work well here. A small amount of styling product, and she could have a keen little patch of eyeball spikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 A small amount of styling product, and she could have a keen little patch of eyeball spikes. Then we'd set the dogs on her as she's still a cunt with a fringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Then we'd set the dogs on her as she's still a cunt with a fringe. Might those dogs be Bloodhounds? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Might those dogs be Bloodhounds? Excellent. Or sniffer dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I could imagine something like this hanging down in front of a woman's front botty. It could be drawn back with a theatrical flourish to reveal the main attraction, possibly with some lighting effects and appropriate music. That tune from the Gala bingo ad would work well here. Flanked by two Barbara Windsor finger puppets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I have a side parting. Stupid side fringes look like a dead animal hovering over your stupid face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I loathe and detest fringes full fucking stop. If I was a hairdresser and some cunt came in asking for a fringe I would stab them in the neck with scissors and harvest their fucking organs to sell on the black market to buy booze with. Fucking shit idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 One red one, one white one, one with a fairy light on? I once rode home (pissed) one christmas on a fold up bike I had borrowed. I had the handle bars on the wrong way round and a light on my fringe. Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 I always keep mine nice and trim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2014 Report Share Posted November 10, 2014 Oh shit sorry. I thought it said "Minges". Tee hee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 11, 2014 Report Share Posted November 11, 2014 Flanked by two Barbara Windsor finger puppets. Charles Hawtry and Sid James? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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