Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 My cats shit out stuff that's not of this Earth. The sort of shit they're looking for in the Hadron Collider is lying around in my fuckin garden. Why your garden and not the cunt neighbour? Cats can be trained. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 Why your garden and not the cunt neighbour? Cats can be trained. you can no more train a cat to shit right than you can a Welshman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 you can no more train a cat to shit right than you can a Welshman If you have only the two with which to work, take the cat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 15, 2014 Report Share Posted November 15, 2014 For any of you cunts that are interested in shit, this website may be of use, especially if you are undecided as to what you will send Frank this year....http://www.shitexpress.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 16, 2014 Report Share Posted November 16, 2014 The twat across the road was busy putting up their Christmas tree today! Ffs, can't even wait another week or three, they have to perpetuate the annual exercise in capitalistic cuntishness that makes every sensible adult a cynical bastard, and retailers wring their hands in anticipation of the fleecing at the sight of them. As of now, they are on the obligatory peace on Earth and good will towards all phase of the calendar year, and already, the rest of us wish to run them down with a Mad Max styled death mobile. If I had my way, a 100 megaton nuclear weapon would be crammed up their shitter and they'd all be sent to the fucking moon for a fireworks show never before seen. They actually expect everybody to return the good cheer, stupid cunts, they're in for a fucking shock! Where I used to live there was one family who didn't so much as put their external Christmas decorations up early they never used to bother to take them down which was far worse. I fail to see what attraction there is in festooning your garden hedge and the front of the house with coloured lights. The other ridiculous things are those large inflatable reindeer, snowmen and Father Xmases which some prats stick on the outisde of their houses they usually deflate or better still get attacked by the local magpies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 I think I have arrived at the point where I am going to cancel any and all holiday festivities, and go out of my way to ruin the season for as many cunts as possible. I vow, here and now, to pursue new lows of grinchery and cuntishness in protest of the forced retail good fucking cheer and pursuit of record sales! Shit cunt fucking bastards! If one more cunt wishes me a merry chrimbo before December 24, I will tell their children Santa was murdered in a fly over the States, and his reindeer skinned and eaten by transients in the rail yard. I have already printed photos of vultures feasting on a Cape Horn Buffalo carcass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 MERRY CHRIMBO Don't be surprised if you find your front door smeared with dog and cat shit, then on fire with an upside down crucifix and ProfB's fishy, minging bloody tampax dipped in your tea, cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Don't be surprised if you find your front door smeared with dog and cat shit, then on fire with an upside down crucifix and ProfB's fishy, minging bloody tampax dipped in your tea, cunt! You aren’t even fit to be called a CUNT, you frozen pile of aids infested vomit, that’s gone mouldy, studded with hardened balls of snot. Merry Christmas Yazz. I wonder if the corner will get even more festive over the next 4 weeks? Some CORNER members only know bad manners & abuse, so fuck off Kunta, & stick your false teeth up your worm ridden, worn out saggy arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Last year I decorated mine on the fourth of January, the kids were really pissed off as they had been asking since the beginning of December when I was going to put it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 You aren’t even fit to be called a CUNT, you frozen pile of aids infested vomit, that’s gone mouldy, studded with hardened balls of snot.Merry Christmas Yazz.I wonder if the corner will get even more festive over the next 4 weeks? Some CORNER members only know bad manners & abuse, so fuck off Kunta, & stick your false teeth up your worm ridden, worn out saggy arsehole. Blimey prof have you forgotten to take your happy pills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Was in John Lewis a few days ago, they had some of these plastic Christmas trees on a display. They looked very realistic, unfortunately the price was more fucking fantasy, £195 for a fucking Christmas tree. Don't spend that on presents if I can avoid it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Blimey prof have you forgotten to take your happy pills? Kunta started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Last year I sent miniature saps Manu and Ming out to get the Christmas decs. He came back with an oversized skinny tree with a wonky stump whilst Ming spent over £800 on fucking baubles from the Conran Shop. Asians.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 You aren’t even fit to be called a CUNT, you frozen pile of aids infested vomit, that’s gone mouldy, studded with hardened balls of snot. Merry Christmas Yazz. I wonder if the corner will get even more festive over the next 4 weeks? Some CORNER members only know bad manners & abuse, so fuck off Kunta, & stick your false teeth up your worm ridden, worn out saggy arsehole. Blah, blah, blah... Kill yourself you gormless, shit eating chunk of flange cheese! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 ... don't be surprised to find yourself crucified to my floorboards if I so much as catch a whiff of your stench anywhere close to my gaff. Dykeslice. Hard talk from someone like you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Hard talk from someone like you! Do come on, kunty... I know you're fucking boiling up inside over this piece of shit jizzle jazzle ding-dong disabled fucking toilet. We all know he's a first class fucking firecracker flid.... you just took a little longer than most. Kill him dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Do any of you stupid sweaty gits realise who I am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Do come on, kunty... I know you're fucking boiling up inside over this piece of shit jizzle jazzle ding-dong disabled fucking toilet. We all know he's a first class fucking firecracker flid.... you just took a little longer than most. Kill him dead. Ahh Frank, life is full of little surprises. Jazz has some issue with me, and he is allowed his opinion. You are allowed yours, Judge his, ProfB hers, etc... I don't harbour ill will, I just go with the flow of the board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Do any of you stupid sweaty gits realise who I am? Are you Spartacus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Do any of you stupid sweaty gits realise who I am? Bernie's dog.. Schnorbitz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Are you Spartacus? I'm Spartacus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Ahh Frank, life is full of little surprises. Jazz has some issue with me, and he is allowed his opinion. You are allowed yours, Judge his, ProfB hers, etc... I don't harbour ill will, I just go with the flow of the board. Forget all that soft bollocks, kunty. Apart from all that bum action you do, fancy talk, poor jokes and other shit.. you're a good man. Pandering like a ponce with that fuckin jazzy cretin will only make you ill. He's hated by all and needs to be gone. Kill him until he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Do any of you stupid sweaty gits realise who I am? Graham Norton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 ZZZzzz You tell him Yass Are you Spartacus? Are you a piss pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2014 Report Share Posted November 25, 2014 Are you Spartacus? Sportacus. Lazy Town's only lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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