Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 You know the type. Some virgin, joyless white coat wearing cunt says one week that chocolate is bad for you. The next week, a slightly obese colleague cops the nark and to make themselves feel better, releases findings of a study which claim to have found that actually, its quite good for you. The amount of food and drink that is denigrated one minute as being the spawn of a diabetic, morbidly overweight, thigh chafing demon, and then praised as being the key to a longer life the next is astonishing. This one really takes the biscuit though. Apparently a new study suggests food should not be fried in olive oil, as this releases dangerous chemicals. I fucking despair, how many years have we had the cunting Mediterranean diet rammed down our pie and mash eating throats? And now this. All because some knob at N.I.C.E has bought shares in a rapeseed field. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 "A little bit of what you fancy does you good" said my old gran. Its simple, less food in and more moving around is all that overweight people need to do. Olive oil should be used once only for frying, that has been known by chefs for years that is why deep fat fryers aren't full of it (cost is a factor too). As with expert advice, science is only correct until disproved by other science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 I stopped believing it all ages ago. As you say, its good for you one minute and bad the next. I heavily supplement my diet with Cider, Fags and Gaviscon and I'm as fit as a fucking fiddle. Now if you'll excuse me, my truss has slipped and one of my scabs is leaking pus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 This crap has been going on since I was at school in the 70s, possibly longer. Milk was in contention for a while. It's difficult to believe now, but many moons ago it was fags that were said to be good for you. The cunts don't know shit from treacle - never have. Mrs Beeton's husband was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Well colour me fucking surprised!Outside of the Houses of Parliament, scientific research is the biggest money-train going.Pass round the hat for some more research 'to prove climate change is man-made' and watch the governments shit gold into it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 It's all about opinion and perspective "on the one hand this, and on the other that." On the one hand Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock. But on the other it looked huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Although I'm an intelligent, well informed consumer and all round super being, I do understand the masses find looking after themselves quite a challenge. They need very simple rules/slogans to follow. What they don't need is the chopping and changing Decimus adroitly refers to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 They used to say that too much wanking made you go bland. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 18, 2014 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 You are what you eat its simple. Eat shit and you look shit. Eat wot I does and you look fabulous. I don't much fancy a diet that consists solely of a Turkish rentboys jizz and anal hair. I'd rather look old if it's all the same to you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 You know the type. Some virgin, joyless white coat wearing cunt says one week that chocolate is bad for you. The next week, a slightly obese colleague cops the nark and to make themselves feel better, releases findings of a study which claim to have found that actually, its quite good for you. The amount of food and drink that is denigrated one minute as being the spawn of a diabetic, morbidly overweight, thigh chafing demon, and then praised as being the key to a longer life the next is astonishing. This one really takes the biscuit though. Apparently a new study suggests food should not be fried in olive oil, as this releases dangerous chemicals. I fucking despair, how many years have we had the cunting Mediterranean diet rammed down our pie and mash eating throats? And now this. All because some knob at N.I.C.E has bought shares in a rapeseed field. Cunts. NICE are a bunch of practicing avoiding GP nazis. Just don't take any notice of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 18, 2014 Report Share Posted November 18, 2014 Adrian Chiles is bad for your health but the bastard is never off the tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 You are what you eat its simple. Eat shit and you look shit. Eat wot I does and you look fabulous.I'm never doing cunnilingus again then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 19, 2014 Report Share Posted November 19, 2014 Adrian Chiles is bad for your health but the bastard is never off the tv You must have Murdoch sky cable dish plus B optic device. I don't see his brummy arse at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 Mrs Col Saunders clitlets, they're finger lickin good Hello Gollywog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 NICE are a bunch of practicing avoiding GP nazis. Just don't take any notice of them Actually , they're mainly nurses .... and a bunch of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted November 20, 2014 Report Share Posted November 20, 2014 If we are really interested in improving the health of the nation we should organise ourselves into search parties then track down psychologists and mobilise them as toilet cleaners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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