Guest nobgobbler Posted June 17, 2015 Report Share Posted June 17, 2015 I've always hated that Evans cunt. He's got the sort of face that should be used by smokers for stubbing out cigs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 19, 2015 Report Share Posted June 19, 2015 I like him. For starters, he's a self made man. Shows like "Don't forget your toothbrush" and "TFI" were groundbreaking and genius. If it wasn't for the fact he is an ugly ginger speckoid I would declare him the finest of fellows. But he is. So I wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 It's all over, Spot. I'm back in north Dorset playing with my son's Parrot.Teach it only one phrase, frank."Please help, they've turned me into a parrot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Teach it only one phrase, frank."Please help, they've turned me into a parrot." Not really the time for high jinks Scotty. My good friend and colleague has been indefinitely banned... on the very eve of his summer holiday! An awful state of affairs. Good morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 My good friend and colleague has been indefinitely banned... Jazz ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Not really the time for high jinks Scotty. My good friend and colleague has been indefinitely banned... on the very eve of his summer holiday! An awful state of affairs. Good morning. Which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 Notice the Beeb is heavily advertising the return of 'Top Gear' with the three musketeers on BBC2 - fucking two faced cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) I wouldn't be seen dead at the pinkaboo BBC especially as Clarkson has quite rightly left it. Why not? They love The Royal Family. Edited June 20, 2015 by Snatch Punkape has got fuck all to do in his bedsit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 The love The Royal Family. What on earth is that supposed to mean ? Get a translator or go and get an O level in English you thick retarded fuckwit.Deplorable. Are you on drugs?Pot, meet Kettle. Kettle, say hello to Pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 The love The Royal Family. What on earth is that supposed to mean ? Get a translator or go and get an O level in English you thick retarded fuckwit.Deplorable. Are you on drugs?Edited. Happy now you boring wanker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 The love The Royal Family. What on earth is that supposed to mean ? Get a translator or go and get an O level in English you thick retarded fuckwit.Deplorable. Are you on drugs? The Punkape school of spelling and grammar. Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 You fucking illiterate spastic.You sound just like Fralipe; He's an obnoxious waste of oxygen too. You are in no position to criticise anyone's literacy, you fucking imbecile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 You fucking illiterate spastic.I miss one letter out and I'm illiterate?I'd rather be illiterate than someone who constantly bullshits on and on about how fucking upper class he is.Your a moron Punkape. A complete fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm surprised you notice with your industrial input of class a drugs.I've been at my exclusive golf club all day .I played really well and I'm playing in a club match tomorrow against an equally exclusive club.Maybe one of them might secretly post on Cunts Corner like me ! LolI very much doubt that anyone who really plays at an exclusive golf club would ever consider posting on a forum like CC. Dream on Walter, you tedious dunce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 20, 2015 Report Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm surprised you notice with your industrial input of class a drugs.I've been at my exclusive golf club all day .I played really well and I'm playing in a club match tomorrow against an equally exclusive club.Maybe one of them might secretly post on Cunts Corner like me ! LolSounds amazing! An exclusive place for boring exclusive twats to play exclusive golf with other exclusive twats to reinforce the exclusive fallacy that you are in some way important. Self aggrandising bullshit indulged in by wannabe human beings. By the sound of things you've probably been playing crazy golf on Rhyl seafront with one of your meths drinking mates you sad cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 Maybe that's the irony......But for suggesting so it definitely makes you untermench.....lol.pleb.lol.It's spelt "Untermensch". Still fucking illiterate. The Royal Family are all German related. How disappointed they would be on your spelling of the German language.Bi-sexual yes,bi-lingual no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 It's spelt "Untermensch". Still fucking illiterate. The Royal Family are all German related. How disappointed they would be on your spelling of the German language.Bi-sexual yes,bi-lingual no.I'm pretty sure there's a Greek in there somewhere, snatchers. And thinking of phil, I've often wondered that if he hadn't married into a family of krauts what his take on them might have been. When you look at some of his comments on foreigners, you'd think the germans would have been pretty fertile ground for his particular line of racism, comedy of which we, as a nation, have been unfairly deprived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 I'm pretty sure there's a Greek in there somewhere, snatchers. And thinking of phil, I've often wondered that if he hadn't married into a family of krauts what his take on them might have been. When you look at some of his comments on foreigners, you'd think the germans would have been pretty fertile ground for his particular line of racism, comedy of which we, as a nation, have been unfairly deprived. If Phil hadn't of married into the Family then he would be as skint as the rest of the Greek cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 21, 2015 Report Share Posted June 21, 2015 If Phil hadn't of married into the Family then he would be as skint as the rest of the Greek cunts.I remember an article about him where he was quoted as saying angrily "the windsors only wanted me for my sperm." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted June 22, 2015 Report Share Posted June 22, 2015 Yes, noted. They will milk every last shekel out of the cunting thing. I reckon they regret sacking the wanker, but they really had no other choice. (Not being a soft cunt or anything like that) but you simply can't have idiots going around assaulting others because their grub wasn't ready. I was standing in a queue in Mc Donald's today thinking exactly the opposite. Spotty, specky 17 year old fucked off for 10 mins to get more shite coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 I feel this ruddy-faced ginger wanker needs a re-cunt, having recently announced that his twins are to be named Boo and Wait. What, in the name of god, possesses these celebrity retards to saddle their kids with such ridiculous fucking names? And they’re not even amusing names like Frank Zappa’s Dweezil and Moon Unit. What a stupid ginger cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I feel this ruddy-faced ginger wanker needs a re-cunt, having recently announced that his twins are to be named Boo and Wait. What, in the name of god, possesses these celebrity retards to saddle their kids with such ridiculous fucking names? And they’re not even amusing names like Frank Zappa’s Dweezil and Moon Unit. What a stupid ginger cunt. I read somewhere that 'Ping and Pong' were also possibilities. The Top Gear destroying cunt should be disappeared simply for existing, but this adds weight to all arguments supporting his demise. You would have thought the celebrity breeders would have learned from the Geldof's, all those kids were given fucking stupid names and now the resultant spastics are falling over each other to fatally overdose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 54 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: I feel this ruddy-faced ginger wanker needs a re-cunt, having recently announced that his twins are to be named Boo and Wait. What, in the name of god, possesses these celebrity retards to saddle their kids with such ridiculous fucking names? And they’re not even amusing names like Frank Zappa’s Dweezil and Moon Unit. What a stupid ginger cunt. What have you called your off spring, Balsa and Wood? lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 7 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What have you called your off spring, Balsa and Wood? lol lol I’ve no idea what you called yours, but I know they were the unluckiest kids on earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 21, 2018 Report Share Posted September 21, 2018 4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: What have you called your off spring, Balsa and Wood? lol lol Lol. I’m just back from a golfing jaunt and I’m having roast grouse and an excellent Burgundy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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