Guest Keith Lard Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I’m sick of every fucker making me feel angry. Life isn’t as good as it used to be due to the shit I have been dealing with this week. I got kicked out of my local Magic: The Gathering Tournament for punching a 12 year old kid for cheating, I got asked to leave at Forbidden Planet for apparently bothering the female customers, the best comment I received on my artwork on Fur Affinity is “worrying”, and my mother ruined my dakimakura pillow cases when she put them in the wash with coloured clothing. Now I had you guys wants me to get kicked this website. I’m so fucking angry with you cunts I could attack you guys with my katanas, if it weren’t for my mother confiscating them after I chased the bin-men away from my house with one. I’m so fucking angry right now. My bellend is dry whilst my pits is sweating like Niagara Falls, I got spots spreading from my forehead all the way down to my balls, and my heart is pounding like a jackhammer. I’m so fucking angry with you cunts right now I could turn fucking super saiyan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Aaaaaaargh!!!! Stay indoors, for the benefit of all mankind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You silly fat bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I'd rather you turn terminal self harmer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Hang loose, Keith. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Cheer up, Keith, this post is better than they used to be. Now fall on your katana. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Hang loose, Keith. hahaha spot, I was going to say "lighten up" but there's not much chance of that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 hahaha spot, I was going to say "lighten up" but there's not much chance of that! My thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuntbreed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 Hang loose, Keith. Bronski, he actually meant "Hang yourself, Keith." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Was that Keith's boyfriend? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Poofter. Shut the fuck up you stupid cunt. Go kill yourself faggot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 How's your mum, Keith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I luv you Keith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 How's your mum, Keith? *sound effects offstage, footsteps down stairwell and rattling of keys. Keith calls from a distance..."She's fine, thanks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuntbreed FIVE LIKES BAWSY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I luv you Keith You are too nice Pen. He does rather tug on the old maternal instincts, then I come to my senses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Get a life you useless cunt. Go jump in traffic fuckwit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 FIVE LIKES BAWSY If I should die, think only this of me. That there's some corner of the internet that is forever a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 If I should die, think only this of me. That there's some corner of the internet that is forever a cunt! Are you Rupert Brooke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuntbreed Out of interest baws, when you composed this masterwork, did you have any particular Dave in mind? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 I luv you Keith I thought you loved Yorkshire?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Are you Rupert Brooke? More like Reggie Brooke . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 More like Reggie Brooke .Brooke Bond double o six and a half Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 29, 2019 Report Share Posted January 29, 2019 On 24/01/2015 at 17:20, Guest Keith Lard said: I’m sick of every fucker making me feel angry. Life isn’t as good as it used to be due to the shit I have been dealing with this week. I got kicked out of my local Magic: The Gathering Tournament for punching a 12 year old kid for cheating, I got asked to leave at Forbidden Planet for apparently bothering the female customers, the best comment I received on my artwork on Fur Affinity is “worrying”, and my mother ruined my dakimakura pillow cases when she put them in the wash with coloured clothing. Now I had you guys wants me to get kicked this website. I’m so fucking angry with you cunts I could attack you guys with my katanas, if it weren’t for my mother confiscating them after I chased the bin-men away from my house with one. I’m so fucking angry right now. My bellend is dry whilst my pits is sweating like Niagara Falls, I got spots spreading from my forehead all the way down to my balls, and my heart is pounding like a jackhammer. I’m so fucking angry with you cunts right now I could turn fucking super saiyan. This is fucking brilliant, does anyone know how we can get this cunt back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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