Guest Posted January 27, 2015 Report Share Posted January 27, 2015 ..it was a thrush delivery. he also liked the Yeastie Boys and drove an NSU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 he also liked the Yeastie Boys and drove an NSU Wasn't he also a fan of Urethra Franklin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 28, 2015 Report Share Posted January 28, 2015 Wasn't he also a fan of Urethra Franklin? probably Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 I recall this teeth clenchingly, sarky fucker interviewing Morrissey, himself a cunt for rather different reasons. If Mozza, at any point after two minutes had taken it upon himself to kick Wossy in the guts, I would have completely understood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 Came across this massive wanker on the telly the other day. You'd think this tosser would pay for a proper professional to dye his hair instead of rubbing a tin of Kiwi into his barnet. Tight cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 He deserves to be boiled in piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 On 27 January 2015 at 9:37 AM, judgetwi said: Interesting. So you don't want the truth, you prefer the lies and bullshit provided by Frank and so many other wankers on here. Ok then, what actually happened is that i pulled the cunt out of his car, slapped him around a bit, pulled down my trousers and shat in his face. Then i nicked his keys, went round his house and fucked his wife for hours. Happy now? I'd certainly have believed this, if you'd said you went round his house and jizzed in your pants as Wossy's missus opened the door. But I do concur, Mrs B finds him and his guests hilarious. I find them fucking hateful, fame hungry, talentless cunts. And on another note, I'm sure Wossy was probably involved in his brothers drug fuelled gay romps, nobody can be that much of a lisping, floppy haired whoopsie without hiding some dirty secrets. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 20, 2016 Report Share Posted February 20, 2016 58 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I'd certainly have believed this, if you'd said you went round his house and jizzed in your pants as Wossy's missus opened the door. But I do concur, Mrs B finds him and his guests hilarious. I find them fucking hateful, fame hungry, talentless cunts. And on another note, I'm sure Wossy was probably involved in his brothers drug fuelled gay romps, nobody can be that much of a lisping, floppy haired whoopsie without hiding some dirty secrets. Wossy would shag anything... any bloke who says he likes them rats on a stick he calls "dogs" is either;- trying to get into the knickers of the girl walking them, or a screaming whoopsie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Can we resurrect this nom? I'm stuck round my mums house and she's watching the shitfest that is The Masked Singer. And part of the panel of judges is this fucking annoying cunt. I'm gonna make my excuses and leave before one of my mum's Lladro pieces goes through the fucking screen. I hate the talent vaccuum with every fibre of my being 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Sorry to spoil it but isn't it Gene Simmons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 Or Corey Taylor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can we resurrect this nom? I'm stuck round my mums house and she's watching the shitfest that is The Masked Singer. And part of the panel of judges is this fucking annoying cunt. I'm gonna make my excuses and leave before one of my mum's Lladro pieces goes through the fucking screen. I hate the talent vaccuum with every fibre of my being Your mum is still alive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 1 minute ago, Wolfie said: Your mum is still alive? Well, she don't move much but I've checked her pulse and she's still using up oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 38 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can we resurrect this nom? I'm stuck round my mums house and she's watching the shitfest that is The Masked Singer. And part of the panel of judges is this fucking annoying cunt. I'm gonna make my excuses and leave before one of my mum's Lladro pieces goes through the fucking screen. I hate the talent vaccuum with every fibre of my being That's nothing. I've got Sunday dinner at my mums tomorrow. Which means I have to sit through call the midwife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 I’m quite prepared to let my mother make dinner for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2020 Report Share Posted January 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I’m quite prepared to let my mother make dinner for me. I hope you do the washing up for her afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: That's nothing. I've got Sunday dinner at my mums tomorrow. Which means I have to sit through call the midwife. Here's a test for you. Watch Jenny Agutter as the mother superior and try and remember what she looked like, bollock naked, in Walkabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 33 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here's a test for you. Watch Jenny Agutter as the mother superior and try and remember what she looked like, bollock naked, in Walkabout. Did that last week. But I eventually just started thinking about her in the shower in 'An American Werewolf In London'. She was a bit young for me in walkabout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: . She was a bit young for me in walkabout. Crawlabout. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: remember what she looked like, bollock naked, in Walkabout Wankalot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 9 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Here's a test for you. Watch Jenny Agutter as the mother superior and try and remember what she looked like, bollock naked, in Walkabout. 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Did that last week. But I eventually just started thinking about her in the shower in 'An American Werewolf In London'. She was a bit young for me in walkabout. I've studied these scenes extensively over the years, and I'll be fucked if I can remember any bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 26, 2020 Report Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I've studied these scenes extensively over the years, and I'll be fucked if I can remember any bollocks. The 'bollocks' were the two ovoids contained in the wrinkly bag at the base of the spam javelin you were polishing at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moloko Posted January 29, 2020 Report Share Posted January 29, 2020 Just cos you dont like him is it really necessary to STALK him with this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 30, 2020 Report Share Posted January 30, 2020 I wonder why Johnathon Ross has never interviewed Shabba Ranks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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