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58 minutes ago, King Billy said:

If you say so. Another ribtickler from the ‘sidesplitter.’ You’re wasted on here. I didn’t believe what everyone says about the Yank sense of humour, till you arrived. 

Even Germans have a better sense of humour compared to Sissy Pus Flip.

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1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Even Germans have a better sense of humour compared to Sissy Pus Flip.

The Krauts have six million times better sense of humour than the yanks.

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7 minutes ago, King Billy said:

So the father of Timmy Mallet, or whatever the guys name is, who got stabbed to death on London Bridge the other day, while obviously and understandably grief stricken at what’s happened to his son, makes a statement that he doesn’t want his kids death to be used for political point scoring by politicians. Seems a reasonable request until he goes on to say that his son abhorred everything that Boris Johnson did and everything that he stands for. His views on Corbyn he didn’t share with the public so presumably they were the polar opposite. Strangest request I’ve ever heard that is. While no one deserves what’s happened to the young man, what he’s done is to give Corbyn and Swinson et al. the OK to rip into the Tories, while trying to gag Boris. Predictably enough that’s exactly what’s happened. Shameful is the only way I can describe this cunts behaviour. Boris seems to be to blame for everything wrong that’s happened since Noah set sail with the animals (and some of his nephews to fuck on those long rainy nights) in biblical times. I’m not Mystic Meg but I’d bet Franks life that this isn’t the last time this cunts liberal leftie opinions will be given prime time publicity by the BBC, Sky News and Channel 4 etc. Fucking disgraceful behaviour if it happens and as soon as anyone points it out they’ll be pilloried as the far right or some other fantasy bollocks. I’m really starting to despise the way that the rules are being turned on their arse and all for the wrong reasons and no one seems to give enough of a fuck to do anything about it. We’re all fucked.

The glass in my oven blew on friday when I was cooking baked hedgehog and with roasted frog spawn. The engineer said it was a faulty thermostat. I totally blame Boris and his upper class Tory scum for it. It would never have happened with Labour gas. Your oven is safer under a corbyn government 

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3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The glass in my oven blew on friday when I was cooking baked hedgehog and with roasted frog spawn. The engineer said it was a faulty thermostat. I totally blame Boris and his upper class Tory scum for it. It would never have happened with Labour gas. Your oven is safer under a corbyn government 

Not very seasonal, cooking frog spawn, do you collect it and freeze it?

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4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Your oven is safer under a corbyn government 

I’ve heard rumours that Labour have started work on a holiday camp in the New Forest with a direct rail link and a couple of massive ovens. I wonder what they’re planning to cook?         

VOTE LABOUR!  Shalom.

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3 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Not very seasonal, cooking frog spawn, do you collect it and freeze it?

She spawns it.

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I was in London the day after and I felt like stabbing the barmaid in the boozer that I was in,4 drinks £27 fucking quid!. Robbing tory cunts.I was in Wapping and the last time I was there many fucking moons ago it was like Beirut with every chance of getting shot or fucking mugged,now its full of hoorah henry's loaded with cash not duskies loaded with knives and ammunition.Fucking tory cunts.

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4 minutes ago, Neil said:

I was in London the day after and I felt like stabbing the barmaid in the boozer that I was in,4 drinks £27 fucking quid!. Robbing tory cunts.I was in Wapping and the last time I was there many fucking moons ago it was like Beirut with every chance of getting shot or fucking mugged,now its full of hoorah henry's loaded with cash not duskies loaded with knives and ammunition.Fucking tory cunts.

We’re you ‘Wapping’ one up someone in the back of your van in the pub car park afterwards Neil?

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52 minutes ago, Neil said:

I was in London the day after and I felt like stabbing the barmaid in the boozer that I was in,4 drinks £27 fucking quid!. Robbing tory cunts.I was in Wapping and the last time I was there many fucking moons ago it was like Beirut with every chance of getting shot or fucking mugged,now its full of hoorah henry's loaded with cash not duskies loaded with knives and ammunition.Fucking tory cunts.

good old Nelly, like a goose with a calculator jammed in its crop

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1 hour ago, King Billy said:

We’re you ‘Wapping’ one up someone in the back of your van in the pub car park afterwards Neil?

Taking my van into London? have you seen the fucking charges? fucking tory cunts

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2 hours ago, Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) said:

Even Germans have a better sense of humour compared to Sissy Pus Flip.

Do you have any thoughts about this cunt from Devon who didn't murder the three old cunts that he beat to death with a shovel?

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12 minutes ago, Neil said:

Taking my van into London? have you seen the fucking charges? fucking tory cunts

I’m sure if you stopped by Judges gaff he’d lend you his disabled badge which gives you ‘access all areas’ in the Smoke. Oh and the little ‘Pygmy peaceful’ Suckdick Khan is the Cunt who’s made it impossible to drive into London unless you’re a billionaire. Anyway with the false plates on the van you’ll be safe as houses. In Out shake it all about and home for supper.

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1 hour ago, ratcum said:

good old Nelly, like a goose with a calculator jammed in its crop

The goose is just happy that it's not Withers bellend stuck in its crop.

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7 hours ago, King Billy said:

So the father of Timmy Mallet, or whatever the guys name is, who got stabbed to death on London Bridge the other day, while obviously and understandably grief stricken at what’s happened to his son, makes a statement that he doesn’t want his kids death to be used for political point scoring by politicians. Seems a reasonable request until he goes on to say that his son abhorred everything that Boris Johnson did and everything that he stands for. His views on Corbyn he didn’t share with the public so presumably they were the polar opposite. Strangest request I’ve ever heard that is. While no one deserves what’s happened to the young man, what he’s done is to give Corbyn and Swinson et al. the OK to rip into the Tories, while trying to gag Boris. Predictably enough that’s exactly what’s happened. Shameful is the only way I can describe this cunts behaviour. Boris seems to be to blame for everything wrong that’s happened since Noah set sail with the animals (and some of his nephews to fuck on those long rainy nights) in biblical times. I’m not Mystic Meg but I’d bet Franks life that this isn’t the last time this cunts liberal leftie opinions will be given prime time publicity by the BBC, Sky News and Channel 4 etc. Fucking disgraceful behaviour if it happens and as soon as anyone points it out they’ll be pilloried as the far right or some other fantasy bollocks. I’m really starting to despise the way that the rules are being turned on their arse and all for the wrong reasons and no one seems to give enough of a fuck to do anything about it. We’re all fucked.

When a lion tamer gets killed by a lion it’s very sad but not entirely unexpected. When 2 white, middle class, liberal, Cambridge graduates that think they can rehabilitate serious offenders get murdered by a Muslim extremist intent on the destruction of the western world (but was deemed fit and proper to go on one of their seminars) kills them and try’s to kill many others then it’s a real surprise. As horrible as it was there seems to be a certain type of irony here. 

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3 hours ago, Eddie said:

When a lion tamer gets killed by a lion it’s very sad but not entirely unexpected. When 2 white, middle class, liberal, Cambridge graduates that think they can rehabilitate serious offenders get murdered by a Muslim extremist intent on the destruction of the western world (but was deemed fit and proper to go on one of their seminars) kills them and try’s to kill many others then it’s a real surprise. As horrible as it was there seems to be a certain type of irony here. 

Do you have any thoughts on this Alexander Lewis-Ranwell fuckwit who killed three old men but has been found NOT fucking guilty by reason of insanity? If you read though what happened irony does seems to be an apt word and once a specialist decides that he has 2recovered" he will be released back into the community.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-50591491

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13 hours ago, King Billy said:

She spawns it.

What I find even more disturbing is who she finds to spunk over it

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