Guest Keith Lard Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I'm sick of you cunts making fun of me and my katanas, so I'm going to show you a video of me demonstrating my katana skills, which I filmed a few years ago when I lived in the States. So choke on that you fart knockers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 You're Jihadi John aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 It's like watching a finely tuned machine in action....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 I'll put a Desert Eagle against your katana any day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 Keith, you DHSS chimp, do you spend hours looking up 'useless fat cunts' on YouTube to make yourself feel happier about yourself? Go stick you head in a blender you shit-stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 3, 2015 Report Share Posted February 3, 2015 You really need a bra for some support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Keith, how long can you swing your katana, with no stops or rest periods? Have you ever thought about carving yourself like a goose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I don't about anyone else, but it frightened me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 That was utterly useless. I have a butter knife sharper and more effective than that. What a fat waste of space that cunt is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 How the fuck can you stand that close and nearly miss,what worries me is allowing someone so mentally unstable to possess even a penknife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Bruce Lee has fuck all to worry about - even in his present advanced state of necrosis. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 I don't about anyone else, but it frightened me. He's only using a sword because the cunt is too fat to be able to hold an AK47 up to his shoulder.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Its about the only sword he has that anyone else will ever see. His pork sword will forever be for private use only, thankfully out of site. Come to think of it, he probably cant see it himself, the fat fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 thankfully out of site. I would normally correct your words, but I think in this case the slip is probably accurate enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Doubt the tubby cunt can even circumnavigate his own gut to give himself a hand shandy - so his penis is but a foreign land to him on every level. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!But you bring it on yourself don't you ever learn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted February 4, 2015 Report Share Posted February 4, 2015 Useless. If it isn't long and hard but with a pair of bollocks swinging beneath it you haven't got a fucking clue what to do with it Keith, you trophy-winning bellend. Any chance of another video? Perhaps a streaming one of you drinking petrol, spraying it over yourself like a formula one driver who got pole position, then setting fire to yourself? Thanks in advance you lardy fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 I don't about anyone else, but it frightened me. What was most frightening to you, Spotto? Was it that Keith exerted some energy and didn't drop dead? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Bronski. I've just been sold a bangle off a beach urchin of about 5, who'd sword your pendulous man-breasts off and tandoor them to a fine crisp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Brony you cunt. If you dyed your hair and beard ginger, you could be Henry VIII. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 5, 2015 Report Share Posted February 5, 2015 Brony, you should join Isis. They could do with a swordsman out in the desert with plenty of infidels to behead. I guaranty they won't bum you then set you on fire when you've done. They could alway eat you of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Brony, you should join Isis. They could do with a swordsman out in the desert with plenty of infidels to behead. I guaranty they won't bum you then set you on fire when you've done. They could alway eat you of course I thought Muslimacists didnt eat pork? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!You tell em Keith lad. Its not your fault you enjoy your food. Make a video of you working out - that'll shut em up :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 You tell em Keith lad. Its not your fault you enjoy your food. Make a video of you working out - that'll shut em up :-) Wouldn't we know he was doing a workout when the Earth shudders and continental drift is reversed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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