Guest nobgobbler Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Wouldn't we know he was doing a workout when the Earth shudders and continental drift is reversed?Hopefully it might have an effect on the water table and solve our drainage and flooding problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Shame the rope wasn't long enough to hang himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I expect the fat cunt uses it to defend his Twinkie stash......and very successfully by the look of him! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 You tell em Keith lad. Its not your fault you enjoy your food. Make a video of you working out - that'll shut em up :-) Lifting one KFC thigh in each hand up to his mouth doesn't exactly qualify as working out, especially since the weights get lighter with every bite. Of course, his gut does get bigger and heavier, as do his arteries with all the extra grease. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I was surprised to see the cunt to see it through to the end without a coronary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Thanks Brony. It did make me laugh a lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 On 06/02/2015 at 16:40, Guest Keith Lard said: Where DID Liam Neeson learn cosh fighting techniques? Apologies to long term members for reawakening long forgotten terrors, but I find this mental fat cunt hilarious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where DID Liam Neeson learn cosh fighting techniques? Apologies to long term members for reawakening long forgotten terrors, but I find this mental fat cunt hilarious. You just know that he regularly shoves that up his own arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 7 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where DID Liam Neeson learn cosh fighting techniques? Apologies to long term members for reawakening long forgotten terrors, but I find this mental fat cunt hilarious. I miss him as well, Eric. He had some fucking hilarious moments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where DID Liam Neeson learn cosh fighting techniques? Apologies to long term members for reawakening long forgotten terrors, but I find this mental fat cunt hilarious. Keith Lard is alive and well .. I saw him in Torquay yesterday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 5 hours ago, southerncunt said: I miss him as well, Eric. He had some fucking hilarious moments. He was before my time here Southern. But sometimes, in the absence of anything worthwhile being posted, I have a little trawl through the stuff going back to 2014-2015. The character of Keith Lard was a genius creation, a morbidly obese grown man, subservient to his mother, and equally obsessed with deadly weapons and cuddly toys. I bet Harry Enfield wishes he'd thought of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Where DID Liam Neeson learn cosh fighting techniques? Apologies to long term members for reawakening long forgotten terrors, but I find this mental fat cunt hilarious. Have a look at this one, Eric. Poor Keith took a kicking over this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 10 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Have a look at this one, Eric. Poor Keith took a kicking over this. Bizarre. I'm glad all my grandparents are dead, and blissfully unaware that cunts like this exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Bizarre. I'm glad all my grandparents are dead, and blissfully unaware that cunts like this exist. While the video itself is clogged with spastics, it completely fit Keith's style. It came out of fucking nowhere, he was a misfit, they're misfits, and it got him a lot of attention. If the like to post ratio was in place then, and if cunts and irons counted, Keith would have been the best on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 I'm afraid that I can't get on board with the latest revisionist history of the Keith days. Granted, he could inject a bit of humour every now and again to alleviate the boredom generated by that Chas and Dave pair of fucking cunts, Judge and Londonm. However, let's not forget that he was likely a child sex offender, and worse, held a genuine affection for American culture. Stay dead, Keith, you infant poking, deviant fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 30 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that I can't get on board with the latest revisionist history of the Keith days. Granted, he could inject a bit of humour every now and again to alleviate the boredom generated by that Chas and Dave pair of fucking cunts, Judge and Londonm. However, let's not forget that he was likely a child sex offender, and worse, held a genuine affection for American culture. Stay dead, Keith, you infant poking, deviant fat cunt. Agreed, shit artist at best! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that I can't get on board with the latest revisionist history of the Keith days. Granted, he could inject a bit of humour every now and again to alleviate the boredom generated by that Chas and Dave pair of fucking cunts, Judge and Londonm. However, let's not forget that he was likely a child sex offender, and worse, held a genuine affection for American culture. Stay dead, Keith, you infant poking, deviant fat cunt. I have to admit, the thought of him being some kind of genuine sex case does put a different slant on things. It's a bastard when that happens. We can't look back fondly at Rolf's Cartoon Time, we can't get the shit mobile DJ to play Gary Glitter at wedding receptions anymore. Bollocks to Jimmy Savile though, even as a kid, all I ever wanted him to fix for me was the opportunity to smash his fucking creepy northern face in with a shitty steak mallet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that I can't get on board with the latest revisionist history of the Keith days. I feel the same sense of incredulity whenever anyone says that they think the site would be poorer without Punkape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I have to admit, the thought of him being some kind of genuine sex case does put a different slant on things. It's a bastard when that happens. We can't look back fondly at Rolf's Cartoon Time, we can't get the shit mobile DJ to play Gary Glitter at wedding receptions anymore. Bollocks to Jimmy Savile though, even as a kid, all I ever wanted him to fix for me was the opportunity to smash his fucking creepy northern face in with a shitty steak mallet. I don't actually believe he was a sexual predator in any way. The number of references to Jimmy, Gary, Sir Cyril and noncery in general created an opportunity to portray a persona. He did it masterfully, many times, disturbingly so. When did he ever go to a brony gathering that didn't end with his removal and probable thrashing off premises? His fixation on his step mum was also a classic. What are the odds that his father would find a young, fit trophy wife having a son like him? She was always the disciplinarian, taking away his katana when he got banned from yet another MLP event. The daft cunt made me laugh even though I wasn't actively posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm afraid that I can't get on board with the latest revisionist history of the Keith days. Granted, he could inject a bit of humour every now and again to alleviate the boredom generated by that Chas and Dave pair of fucking cunts, Judge and Londonm. However, let's not forget that he was likely a child sex offender, and worse, held a genuine affection for American culture. Stay dead, Keith, you infant poking, deviant fat cunt. Have you seen " Freddo frog"'s aka Judgetwi's latest post over on Is a cunt? Apparently he's a big fan of american football and has been following it for 35 years hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 11 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Have you seen " Freddo frog"'s aka Judgetwi's latest post over on Is a cunt? Apparently he's a big fan of american football and has been following it for 35 years hahah What topic is it on over there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What topic is it on over there? The Superbowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 16 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Have you seen " Freddo frog"'s aka Judgetwi's latest post over on Is a cunt? Apparently he's a big fan of american football and has been following it for 35 years hahah Fuck me. Please tell me this is genuine? I'm going to fucking destroy him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted February 7, 2019 Report Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Fuck me. Please tell me this is genuine? I'm going to fucking destroy him. 100% truth, i never had him down as a fan of tight end zones or wide receivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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