Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 28/02/2019 at 23:49, 'eavensabove said: Nice place, Fakenham, as are most parts of our sacred East Anglian gardens of Suffolk & Norfolk Sates. Clean fresh air and untarnished by the above aforementioned Homme Noir. But for how long? Norwich for example and Ipswich are awash with migrating/nomadic Schwarzer Mann. The air there is tainted and toxic, Decs. BTW. Where's the fucking applescruph when you need him? It's his turn to go on 'Where's Inflatable Wooly' Underneath the polite friendly exterior lurks a gigantic Alf Garnett. Unfortunately Alf's Bethnal Green is now a province of Bangladesh so he's moved out to Pratts Bottom now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 28/02/2019 at 21:49, Eric Cuntman said: Faggot cunts. I say old boy - no need to describe your dinner tonight. Those Care Home meals are put together for 55 pence so you can't expect much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 Didn’t I read somewhere that David Lammy is cunting everyone who has anything to do with comic relief because it keeps showing poor desperate African children and is thus giving us “fat off the back of slavery” whites the wrong idea about the communal shithole that is Africa . Plus, how dare we feel anything other than shite when we chuck our quid into the charity pot. What a thick insightless git he is. You get better results with sugar than with vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: You get better results with sugar than with vinegar. Unless you are cleaning windows, in which case a bag of silver spoon isn’t much use to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 43 minutes ago, Crab said: Underneath the polite friendly exterior lurks a gigantic Alf Garnett. Unfortunately Alf's Bethnal Green is now a province of Bangladesh so he's moved out to Pratts Bottom now. Funny you should mention that. Punkers now resides in Upper Pratts Bottom. He relocated from Cockermouth, and has never looked back since. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted March 2, 2019 Report Share Posted March 2, 2019 21 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Unless you are cleaning windows, in which case a bag of silver spoon isn’t much use to you. Yes, of course...good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 Claudia Winklestein and Tess Daly are currently doing a 24hr danceathon for Comic Relief. Next year they're doing a 24hr lezzathon for Hand Relief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Khiwa said: Claudia Winklestein and Tess Daly are currently doing a 24hr danceathon for Comic Relief. Next year they're doing a 24hr lezzathon for Hand Relief. I'd give my left bollock for Claudia Wankelman's spleen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: I'd give my left bollock for Claudia Wankelman's spleen. Her mother, in her younger days, had the most disproportionately enormous jubblies in journalism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her mother, in her younger days, had the most disproportionately enormous jubblies in journalism. You're right 😮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Khiwa said: Claudia Winklestein and Tess Daly are currently doing a 24hr danceathon for Comic Relief. Next year they're doing a 24hr lezzathon for Hand Relief. Im sure Neil has that in his diary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 25 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You're right 😮 Fuckin' hell, she still looks more shaggable than her daughter in that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuckin' hell, she still looks more shaggable than her daughter in that picture. But who are the two photobombing bald dwarves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 46 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: You're right 😮 Look at poor Claudia, how she wasn't suffocated as a baby feeding on those things! Still traumatised by the sight of them, bless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 23 minutes ago, DrCunt said: But who are the two photobombing bald dwarves? Dunno, but I wish I'd met them before they relocated to the Southern Hemisphere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 27 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Look at poor Claudia, how she wasn't suffocated as a baby feeding on those things! Still traumatised by the sight of them, bless. Chlamydia Winkle is the worst thing on two legs. Ask Punkers, he's got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 12, 2019 Report Share Posted March 12, 2019 5 hours ago, DrCunt said: But who are the two photobombing bald dwarves? If the cunts start singing Deeply Dipply, I've got a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 Vincent Kompany, the lightbulb-headed captain of Manchester City was just on the radio, and they were heaping praise on him for how the club held a dinner and raised £200k for the homeless. Yes that's very commendable, and well done. But when you think that's the equivalent of 3 or 4 days "WAGES" for some of the players, it takes the piss somewhat. Once again, famous types getting praise for the mug public coughing up their hard earned, when they could give 10 times the amount and not even notice it gone. Glory hunting cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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