Earl of Punkape Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 22 minutes ago, Decimus said: Fucking Delia. We'll win the league beating Reptile's home slum of Leeds but won't get as much as a boiled egg from the tight fisted cunt once we're up. Oh well, at least Ipswich are going down. I expect you will be going down on your Albanian rent-boy later. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I expect you will be going down on your Albanian rent-boy later. lol. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Edited April 5, 2019 by Decimus #punkbantz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Questions do need to be asked of those "ticketless" fans and their behaviour if there were any .. are any of them amongst the witnesses and claimants, You cannot have a token prosecutions of officials and police without at least some of the "ticketless fans" who created the original crush also being prosecuted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 17 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: I expect you will be going down on your Albanian rent-boy later. lol. Who do you support .. United, City, Stockport County or Wilmslow Virgins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jiggerycock Posted April 5, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, The Bishop said: Who do you support .. United, City, Stockport County or Wilmslow Virgins? Man United (in Man City) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 6 hours ago, Decimus said: Fucking Delia. We'll win the league beating Reptile's home slum of Leeds but won't get as much as a boiled egg from the tight fisted cunt once we're up. Oh well, at least Ipswich are going down. I haven't really kept up with football recently, and am unaware of her current level of involvement with the Canaries. I do remember her grabbing a microphone on the pitch, years ago, and launching into some bizarre parody of how she imagines the 'working classes' actually speak. Every time I see her face, I want to punch her fucking skull in. Explaining how to boil an egg in a cookery book... condescending fucking twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't really kept up with football recently, and am unaware of her current level of involvement with the Canaries. I do remember her grabbing a microphone on the pitch, years ago, and launching into some bizarre parody of how she imagines the 'working classes' actually speak. I was there, I couldn't believe what I was seeing and half expected that jap-handed cunt Jeremy Beadle to appear at any moment to reveal that it was all a windup. What a fucking cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 48 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was there, I couldn't believe what I was seeing and half expected that jap-handed cunt Jeremy Beadle to appear at any moment to reveal that it was all a windup. What a fucking cunt. Apart from Neil's luncheonette on Stubborn Sands, the above is the most embarrassing event in Norfolk's history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven't really kept up with football recently, and am unaware of her current level of involvement with the Canaries. I do remember her grabbing a microphone on the pitch, years ago, and launching into some bizarre parody of how she imagines the 'working classes' actually speak. Every time I see her face, I want to punch her fucking skull in. Explaining how to boil an egg in a cookery book... condescending fucking twat. If she had 4 minutes left to live I wouldn’t boil her an egg, the soft cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Explaining how to boil an egg in a cookery book... condescending fucking twat. Do you put the egg in the cookbook and then set fire to the book? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, The Bishop said: Do you put the egg in the cookbook and then set fire to the book? Surely that’s flame grilled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 Come on, let’s get real. You don’t expect a top copper, with his silver encrusted uniform and row of medals to take the blame for this do you? Much easier to stick it on some poor pen pushing cunt who doesn’t know his arse from his tit. Watch who is going to get stitched up for the Grenfell fiasco. It won’t be some rich cunt, I can guarantee that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 08:53, The Bishop said: Questions do need to be asked of those "ticketless" fans and their behaviour if there were any .. are any of them amongst the witnesses and claimants, You cannot have a token prosecutions of officials and police without at least some of the "ticketless fans" who created the original crush also being prosecuted. I'm shocked that Bobby Crush has never been prosecuted for anything. Creepy little harpsichord bothering cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 08:14, Decimus said: Fucking Delia. We'll win the league beating Reptile's home slum of Leeds but won't get as much as a boiled egg from the tight fisted cunt once we're up. Oh well, at least Ipswich are going down. Geoffrey Boycott! Ding! Sean Bean! Darren Gough! Clement Attlee! Jeremy Clarkson! Roy Hattersley! John Prescott - can you hear me, John Prescott! You Yorkshire cunts took one hell of a beating! Leeds took one hell of a beating! Fuck Leeds United, useless wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 15:43, Decimus said: I was there, I couldn't believe what I was seeing and half expected that jap-handed cunt Jeremy Beadle to appear at any moment to reveal that it was all a windup. What a fucking cunt. Norwich go up and down more times than Delia's knickers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 20 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Geoffrey Boycott! Ding! Sean Bean! Darren Gough! Clement Attlee! Jeremy Clarkson! Roy Hattersley! John Prescott - can you hear me, John Prescott! You Yorkshire cunts took one hell of a beating! Leeds took one hell of a beating! Fuck Leeds United, useless wankers. excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted May 15, 2019 Report Share Posted May 15, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 08:44, Decimus said: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! I’m sure this was meant to be tremendously witty but if you lower yourself to reply to the Pretend Posh Boy you are always going to come unstuck. Been there, done that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 18:45, Glowworm said: Do you put the egg in the cookbook and then set fire to the book? Get the cook to hold the egg, then set fire to the cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 11:12, Khiwa said: He looks like the gynaecologist from hell, "Now open those legs princess 'cause I'm gonna shove my depressor up there". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He looks like the gynaecologist from hell, "Now open those legs princess 'cause I'm gonna shove my depressor up there". I would have to agree with you. Looks like he's trying to sell a minge tuck and flap reduction. Clearly, he needs another month in the Maldives sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: I would have to agree with you. Looks like he's trying to sell a minge tuck and flap reduction. Clearly, he needs another month in the Maldives sun. "Cheap as clits". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 45 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He looks like the gynaecologist from hell, "Now open those legs princess 'cause I'm gonna shove my depressor up there". David “Just gonna pop me” Dickinson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 22 hours ago, DrCunt said: Geoffrey Boycott! Ding! Sean Bean! Darren Gough! Clement Attlee! Jeremy Clarkson! Roy Hattersley! John Prescott - can you hear me, John Prescott! You Yorkshire cunts took one hell of a beating! Leeds took one hell of a beating! Fuck Leeds United, useless wankers. Don’t forget James Martin, The Yorkshire Chef Cunt. The best thing ever to come out of Yorkshire was Peter Sutcliffe and some say he wasn’t quite right. Fuck knows why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 16, 2019 Report Share Posted May 16, 2019 Do you want to suck my dick @DingTheRioja? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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