Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 They must have nailed the cunt up on a specific day, and he must have "risen from the dead" on a specific day. So fucking celebrate it on a specific day, not on an ever varying date, determined by the moon of all things. What the fuck has the moon got to do with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 It's all bollocks and the varying date of easter which was originally a pagan festival shows it for the load of crap religion is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Always use Murphy's nails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Just ate a huge Easter egg and feel sick. Think I'm gonna start on the merlot now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 THEY SAY IT'S YA BIRTHDAY ........ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 THEY SAY IT'S YA BIRTHDAY ........ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YA!Not mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 I had a fuckload of chocolate for breakfast this morning. Nothing to do with Easter - I'm Scottish. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 5, 2015 Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 Not mineI know..... I just burst into spontaneous song... As is my wont, from time to time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Anyone who celebrates Easter is a cunt. You're either a religious nutter, or some sweaty obese gluttonous egg muncher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Anyone who celebrates Easter is a cunt. You're either a religious nutter, or some sweaty obese gluttonous egg muncher.I personally love easter , 4 day weekend unless you work in a shop, if you do, tough shit, you should have tried harder at school. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Anyone who celebrates Easter is a cunt. You're either a religious nutter, or some sweaty obese gluttonous egg muncher.Either works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 I personally love easter , 4 day weekend unless you work in a shop, if you do, tough shit, you should have tried harder at school.I don't need to worry about having a job as I'm on benefits. My Little Pony, computer games and take-aways for me everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Do you also get a free car every 3 years like me cunting neighbours - as a tax payer - I am funding the toss pots.I will look on eBay for a cheap shot gun - they are messing with me head.Yes Keith, we did meet before, but i don;t want to dig up bones.Or do you have a motorbike - & wear leather. HELL for leather, I think I saw your leather clad butt the other week?Never complain, never explain to quote Kate Moth the supermodel Who let this abominable fucking idiot back in? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 6, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Who let this abominable fucking idiot back in?Perhaps the official mourning period for Jazz has finished? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Perhaps the official mourning period for Jazz has finished? Its just a shame it didn't adopt the Hindu tradition of burning itself to death after the loss of a loved one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 :-) Fuck off, Jazz!(Well, someone had to say it...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 :-) Fuckin ada! Talk about risen from the dead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 :-) Greetings, Jazz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 :-) Ooooh he's back. I've gone weak at the knees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 Welcome back Jazz. I'm going to bed happy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 6, 2015 Report Share Posted April 6, 2015 (edited) Fucking brill. Why not in Maori? Or Eskimo? Or some other obscure little cunt of a lingo that everyone understands? Cunts. Edited April 6, 2015 by White Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted April 7, 2015 Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Even editing hasn't fixed the above cock up. A reply to Jazz' lingo master class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 7, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2015 Jazz and ProfB suddenly posting again! Wonderful! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Another different date, another Easter. I can just imagine @Earl of Punkape singing his little heart out in some depraved catholic ceremony, being careful that going for the high notes doesn’t place too much strain on his overworked anal sphincter - god doesn’t like people who shit themselves in church. Lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 On 06/04/2015 at 15:02, Eddie said: I personally love easter , 4 day weekend unless you work in a shop, if you do, tough shit, you should have tried harder at school. So Bill is a shelf stacker 😮🤔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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