Guest Khiwa Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: I heard Jimmys dad only talked in the old Cockney rhyming slang and when he first saw baby jimmy he is said to have shouted “Fuckin hell luv you’ve done a Jimmy White in the bed Apples & Pears - polyester hairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Khiwa Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Marco Fu - have a big jimmy Judd Trump - Where’s my breast pump Stuart Bingham - somebody ring him Barry Hearn - anal ringworm Stuart Bingham - Don't fax em, ring um! Ali Carter - serial farter Mark Allen - not jockey Keiron Fallon Jan Verhaas - "No! It's not Dutch for yes you can have my ass! (Cunt)!" Ted Lowe - Alfie Bowe (tit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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King Billy Posted February 16, 2019 Report Share Posted February 16, 2019 34 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Stuart Bingham - Don't fax em, ring um! Ali Carter - serial farter Mark Allen - not jockey Keiron Fallon Jan Verhaas - "No! It's not Dutch for yes you can have my ass! (Cunt)!" Ted Lowe - Alfie Bowe (tit) Marco Fu (again) Where’s me cue? Len Ganley- fishy fanny John Parrot - Scouse faggot Alan McManus- dirty scotch anus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 7 hours ago, Khiwa said: I used to play snooker pretty much to pro standard at my best (147 in practice, highest break in a match 134), and I can understand Ronnie's attitude. I've played against many pros, Bullshit. However, I am very interested in your user name. Are you, by any chance, familiar with the Zulu Nation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 6 hours ago, ratcum said: There was a story about a "Hiker takes on a mountain lion and wins" except I read it at as "Hitler takes on mountain lion, and wins" get in Adolf! Yeah, but what has that got to do with Ronnie fucking O’Sullivan? I’m getting worried about you Herr Oberst. Listen, you won in the end you senile old cunt. Ok, your man wasn’t as smart as Auntie Angela but get over it for fucks sake. Is it the Judenfrage that’s bothering you Herr Oberst? It’s hard for you, I understand that, but anytime you want to talk i’m always here for you. We are old friends after all. Shalom Herr Oberst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 Right. I haven't read any of this shit. But if you little scamps have been talking snooker while I wasn't present.. then fuckin heads are going to be rolling. I don't know what you little cunts have been babbling on about, but I've been seriously humiliated on a snooker table by Ray Reardon, and it wasn't nice. Bollocks to all you army dreamer cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: "I've been seriously humiliated on a snooker table by Ray Reardon" I had no idea Ray Reardon enjoyed potting the brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 8 hours ago, judgetwi said: Yeah, but what has that got to do with Ronnie fucking O’Sullivan? I’m getting worried about you Herr Oberst. Listen, you won in the end you senile old cunt. Ok, your man wasn’t as smart as Auntie Angela but get over it for fucks sake. Is it the Judenfrage that’s bothering you Herr Oberst? It’s hard for you, I understand that, but anytime you want to talk i’m always here for you. We are old friends after all. Shalom Herr Oberst. Alain Finkielkraut. I mean you couldn't make it up could you Jewdy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Khiwa Posted February 17, 2019 Report Share Posted February 17, 2019 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: Bullshit. However, I am very interested in your user name. Are you, by any chance, familiar with the Zulu Nation? Bullshit? No, true actually. And yes, I'm very familiar with Zulu. Well spotted Sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 17/02/2019 at 17:11, Khiwa said: Bullshit? No, true actually. And yes, I'm very familiar with Zulu. Well spotted Sir. Mates with @Eddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 9 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Mates with @Eddie? Good Evening Tim .. I hope that all is fine and dandy with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Utter, utter, talent squandering, cocaine comedown wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Utter, utter, talent squandering, cocaine comedown wanker. He got his arse handed to him on a plate by some pub player didn't he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He got his arse handed to him on a plate by some pub player didn't he? He gave the pub player the match. I'm guessing he was seriously pissed off and did it out of spite for snookers governing body. I reckon Barry Hearn ordered him to 'make it interesting', in order to create a bit of excitement and publicity. And O'Sullivan has now shoved it up his arse and made a mockery of the whole thing. It was ridiculous. He played like a bad pub team amateur. Absolutely deliberate. No matter how 'unwell' he claims to feel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 At least he's alone again,naturally....he can find time to go help his mum in the corner shop...what?.oh fucking hell RONNIE you said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 Higgledy piggledy my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentleman come everyday, And fuck her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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