Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 2 hours ago, ratcum said: Higgledy piggledy my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentleman come everyday, And fuck her Qualitah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 I don't understand O' Sullivan. Fighting to stay awake, didn't really compete. Fucking ruined the tournament. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 23, 2019 Report Share Posted April 23, 2019 10 minutes ago, The Beast said: I don't understand O' Sullivan. Fighting to stay awake, didn't really compete. Fucking ruined the tournament. He disgusts me. If I had that ability, I would have at least 10 world titles and every record in the sport to boot. At least Alex Higgins had a crippling physical and psychological addiction portfolio to blame. This cunts dad stabbed Charlie Kray's minder. Unless the silly wanker's been hanging around with Ronnie Wood and Jimmy White again, and banging it up his snout like a Dyson. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 10 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He disgusts me. If I had that ability, I would have at least 10 world titles and every record in the sport to boot. At least Alex Higgins had a crippling physical and psychological addiction portfolio to blame. This cunts dad stabbed Charlie Kray's minder. Unless the silly wanker's been hanging around with Ronnie Wood and Jimmy White again, and banging it up his snout like a Dyson. Ronnie is locked in a cycle and has been for some years now. Play well at York and Ally Pally, crank up the expectation, ride the wave of outrage he isn’t nominated for SPOTY, add some poxy new idea to his portfolio - a novel, a travel show, a pet psychiatrist, running, or nutrition (this year), then a few weeks of grumbling about tables and how much he hates Barry Hearn. Smash all comers for a few weeks. Then turn up at Sheffield woefully unprepared and play like Alain Robidoux clutching a betting slip. He’s ill, viral, tired, fragile, depressed, whatever. Excuses will be made, he’ll mumble about not needing snooker, have the summer off, then bounce back in October. It’s by now so predictable he’s becoming the one thing he never should have been. Boring. And yes, capitulation year after year despite his genius, is definitely Cuntish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ronnie is locked in a cycle and has been for some years now. Play well at York and Ally Pally, crank up the expectation, ride the wave of outrage he isn’t nominated for SPOTY, add some poxy new idea to his portfolio - a novel, a travel show, a pet psychiatrist, running, or nutrition (this year), then a few weeks of grumbling about tables and how much he hates Barry Hearn. Smash all comers for a few weeks. Then turn up at Sheffield woefully unprepared and play like Alain Robidoux clutching a betting slip. He’s ill, viral, tired, fragile, depressed, whatever. Excuses will be made, he’ll mumble about not needing snooker, have the summer off, then bounce back in October. It’s by now so predictable he’s becoming the one thing he never should have been. Boring. And yes, capitulation year after year despite his genius, is definitely Cuntish. I wish he would stop hanging around with that creepy, talentless charlatan Damien Hirst as well. Edited April 24, 2019 by Mrs Roops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wish he would stop hanging around with that creepy, talentless charlatan Damien Hirst as well. I agree Authoritah. Hirst's only redeeming feature is how he get's revolting earwigs like Charles Saatchi to pay for his detritus compositions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 23 April 2019 at 15:44, ratcum said: Higgledy piggledy my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentleman come everyday, And fuck her Never mind that chicken based shite ratty, I've got a second hand glass coffee table and my own brown "eggs" to lay- if only that useless cunt @Quincy Cockfingers would come round What japes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 22 minutes ago, ratcum said: I agree Authoritah. Hirst's only redeeming feature is how he get's revolting earwigs like Charles Saatchi to pay for his detritus compositions. And that Tracy Emin. Even those tits aren't redemption enough. Gas their arses like avant garde badgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 9 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Never mind that chicken based shite ratty, I've got a second hand glass coffee table and my own brown "eggs" to lay- if only that useless cunt @Quincy Cockfingers would come round What japes! and people say I'm fucked up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And that Tracy Emin. Even those tits aren't redemption enough. Gas their arses like avant garde badgers. The unmade bed was an abomination. Imagine what the filthy pig lives like these days now employment is optional and she can lie in her pit flicking herself off to This Morning. You’d need antibiotics just to talk to her on the phone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 28 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: The unmade bed was an abomination. Imagine what the filthy pig lives like these days now employment is optional and she can lie in her pit flicking herself off to This Morning. You’d need antibiotics just to talk to her on the phone. The last time a human head was that unattractive, it was coiffed by a herpetologist. Sculpture should have come naturally, at a glance in fact. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And that Tracy Emin. Even those tits aren't redemption enough. Gas their arses like avant garde badgers. Come now Eric, I think you should wait for Neil to give his judgement on Emin's baps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come now Eric, I think you should wait for Neil to give his judgement on Emin's baps. They were at one time magnificent, but a face like a bag of broken crockery, and a general demeanour that suggests she never washes, eats cat food, and pisses in the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said: Ronnie is locked in a cycle and has been for some years now. Play well at York and Ally Pally, crank up the expectation, ride the wave of outrage he isn’t nominated for SPOTY, add some poxy new idea to his portfolio - a novel, a travel show, a pet psychiatrist, running, or nutrition (this year), then a few weeks of grumbling about tables and how much he hates Barry Hearn. Smash all comers for a few weeks. Then turn up at Sheffield woefully unprepared and play like Alain Robidoux clutching a betting slip. He’s ill, viral, tired, fragile, depressed, whatever. Excuses will be made, he’ll mumble about not needing snooker, have the summer off, then bounce back in October. It’s by now so predictable he’s becoming the one thing he never should have been. Boring. And yes, capitulation year after year despite his genius, is definitely Cuntish. Alain Robidoux had to be Jimmy Hill's illegitimate sprog with that huge chin. He even had a beard just like him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: They were at one time magnificent, but a face like a bag of broken crockery, and a general demeanour that suggests she never washes, eats cat food, and pisses in the sink. I admire her. She knows there are cunts out there with more money than fucking brains, who are stupid enough to part with stupid amounts of cash to buy her crap. She's playing them like a tambourine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 48 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I admire her. She knows there are cunts out there with more money than fucking brains, who are stupid enough to part with stupid amounts of cash to buy her crap. She's playing them like a tambourine. You hate tangerines don’t you? It’s because they’re orange isn’t it? Very disappointing. 🍊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: They were at one time magnificent, but a face like a bag of broken crockery, and a general demeanour that suggests she never washes, eats cat food, and pisses in the sink. Birds like that are very hard to find nowadays Eric. I blame the internet for filling their heads full of silly ideas. The ‘Alpha Male’ is now nothing but an ‘Old hags’tale, joked about by wrinkly faced wino women who have taken over the world. Tracy Emin has as much artistic talent as Jimmy Whites left bollock, but she’s got a face like one of Picasso’s ideas gone wrong, and the fuckin la di da arty farty London Uber rich wankers have confused her gobby bullshit for modern artistic genius. But you know,Good luck to her cos if she can fool the cunts there’s hope for all of us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Come now Eric, I think you should wait for Neil to give his judgement on Emin's baps. Let's be honest here,she's got a face like a sack full of spanners and if she was an animal you'd fucking shoot it.She looks like she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then her face caught fire and 5 men stamped the flames out....................I'd still spaff on her tits though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Neil said: Let's be honest here,she's got a face like a sack full of spanners and if she was an animal you'd fucking shoot it.She looks like she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then her face caught fire and 5 men stamped the flames out....................I'd still spaff on her tits though! You're an officer and a gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Neil said: Let's be honest here,she's got a face like a sack full of spanners and if she was an animal you'd fucking shoot it.She looks like she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then her face caught fire and 5 men stamped the flames out....................I'd still spaff on her tits though! FFS Neil, that's Frank!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 14 hours ago, Neil said: Let's be honest here,she's got a face like a sack full of spanners and if she was an animal you'd fucking shoot it.She looks like she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then her face caught fire and 5 men stamped the flames out....................I'd still spaff on her tits though! My eyes, my eyes! Arrrrgggghhhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 44 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: FFS Neil, that's Frank!!! Before the cancer or after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Before the cancer or after? Test results are inconclusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 15 hours ago, Neil said: Let's be honest here,she's got a face like a sack full of spanners and if she was an animal you'd fucking shoot it.She looks like she fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, then her face caught fire and 5 men stamped the flames out....................I'd still spaff on her tits though! “My unmade face” the final piece of the artistic trilogy along with the bed and the tent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 25, 2019 Report Share Posted April 25, 2019 49 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You're an officer and a gentleman. Gyps, now that @Wolfies wondering eyes have fallen elsewhere, perhaps if I offered you half a bottle of Aldi gin and a 2 for 1 meal at one of my regions many branches of the Hungry Horse, would you let me back scuttle you in the car park after? If the answers yes, please make an attempt to remove the majority of the matted wookie hair around you arsehole, biff and most of your inner thigh, there's a good lad, err I mean girl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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