scotty Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 I've just wasted an hour watching England vs Mexico. Three goals and not a glimpse of a proper lezbo celebration, or even a shirt ripped off like they do in the blokes game. I suggest that if this fiasco is to continue, the rules should be amended. Yellow card: the shorts come off. Red card: offender has to leave the pitch topless. Goal scored: no celebration permitted unless it involves tongues. Substitutes have to moon at the camera when entering the field of play. And finally, when a commentator says "she's entitled to go down there," she fucking well should do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 13, 2015 Report Share Posted June 13, 2015 Couldn't give a cows cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I may have previously lightly touched on my aversion to womens sport of any kind ('cept Foxy Boxing & hot oil wrestling), but this World Cup is just super. A load of dykes running about playing under 10 schoolboy level footie. And they are professionals too. What a load of fucking shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I may have previously lightly touched on my aversion to womens sport of any kind ('cept Foxy Boxing & hot oil wrestling), but this World Cup is just super. A load of dykes running about playing under 10 schoolboy level footie. And they are professionals too. What a load of fucking shite.Call themselves professional footballers, don't make me laugh, the whole team don't even have 1 sexual assult or drunk driving conviction between them, fucking amateurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Couldnt be arsed to watch a load of ugly Dykes trying to play Football. Cunts the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Couldnt be arsed to watch a load of ugly Dykes trying to play Football. Cunts the lot of them.I have to say, there was a decent percentage of very good looking tarts in the game I saw last night. Which is why I drunkenly bemoaned their disappointing lack of saucy benny hill type behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I have to say, there was a decent percentage of very good looking tarts in the game I saw last night. Which is why I drunkenly bemoaned their disappointing lack of saucy benny hill type behaviour.You cunt Scotty! Now I can't shake the image of a conga line of lingerie-clad lovelies all chasing a football up and down the park to the strains of Yakety Sax. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I have to say, there was a decent percentage of very good looking tarts in the game I saw last night. Which is why I drunkenly bemoaned their disappointing lack of saucy benny hill type behaviour.I bet the good looking ones werent from the England team, probably the Latinos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I bet the good looking ones werent from the England team, probably the Latinos.Predominantly the english ones DG, but there were a fair few spics I'd happily have toyed with as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I've just wasted an hour watching England vs Mexico. Three goals and not a glimpse of a proper lezbo celebration, or even a shirt ripped off like they do in the blokes game. I suggest that if this fiasco is to continue, the rules should be amended. Yellow card: the shorts come off. Red card: offender has to leave the pitch topless. Goal scored: no celebration permitted unless it involves tongues. Substitutes have to moon at the camera when entering the field of play. And finally, when a commentator says "she's entitled to go down there," she fucking well should do.Christ, if they introduced those rules there'd be no need to watch women's gymnastics any more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Women's football is a notoriously difficult wank. I usually pick the ugliest English one on there, for a sense of realism, but the camera keeps changing and cutting away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Women's football is a notoriously difficult wank. I usually pick the ugliest English one on there, for a sense of realism, but the camera keeps changing and cutting away.I was like that when Flo-Jo used to run the 100 metres,I was in my prime then,could knock out 4 or 5 a day but I'm fucked if I could lob a silky rope in under 11 seconds! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Christ, if they introduced those rules there'd be no need to watch women's gymnastics any more.that's more of an Uncle Jimmy sport that one... they're all about 14...Predominantly the english ones DG, but there were a fair few spics I'd happily have toyed with as well. there are certainly a few of them that are worth it... and just think, they can last 90 minutes, but can you?Call themselves professional footballers, don't make me laugh, the whole team don't even have 1 sexual assult or drunk driving conviction between them, fucking amateurs. ..or gang rape in a hotel... as the perpertrators.... however, if they are looking for volunteers..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 14, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I was like that when Flo-Jo used to run the 100 metres,I was in my prime then,could knock out 4 or 5 a day but I'm fucked if I could lob a silky rope in under 11 seconds!Here you go mate. If you can't crack one out by the time this finishes, I despair for humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Top man,that is safely tucked away in the 'ol wank bank,I'll let you know how I get on/off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) Is there anything you don't wank to Neil?I have visions of you, sat at home watching the Lego documentary on C4, furiously tugging on your little pecker, surrounded by Gingsters wrappers and coke bottles full up with your own urine. Edited June 14, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Is there anything you don't wank to Neil?I have visions of you, sat at home watching the Lego documentary on C4, furiously tugging on your little pecker, surrounded by Gingsters wrappers and coke bottles full up with your own urine.Have you been looking through Punkape's bedsit window again bill ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 I certainly drew inspiration from Decimus' superb destruction of PunkApe. They are both equally dismal characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Is there anything you don't wank to Neil?I have visions of you, sat at home watching the Lego documentary on C4, furiously tugging on your little pecker, surrounded by Gingsters wrappers and coke bottles full up with your own urine.Fuck I missed the Lego programme..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 14, 2015 Report Share Posted June 14, 2015 Is there anything you don't wank to Neil? Match Of The Day,Lineker does fuck all for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 What a fucking brilliant thread! You get to slag off football, patronize women and wank over them at the same time. Don't women also play wheelchair basketball? Now there's a rich source of smug self satisfaction for the fine upstanding examples of manhood on this site. Get ready to tug each others' little winkles boys!..........."get your tits out for the lads....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 I'm just being a tedious sexist wanker to try and fit in with all the other cunts on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 What a fucking brilliant thread! You get to slag off football, patronize women and wank over them at the same time. Don't women also play wheelchair basketball? Now there's a rich source of smug self satisfaction for the fine upstanding examples of manhood on this site. Get ready to tug each others' little winkles boys!..........."get your tits out for the lads....."You missed a trick, there's wheelchair rugby, at the olympics Team GB gets bonus points because there is a woman on our team, and they're allowed to push the oppositions wheelchairs over to make them fall out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 15, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 What a fucking brilliant thread! You get to slag off football, patronize women and wank over them at the same time. Don't women also play wheelchair basketball? Now there's a rich source of smug self satisfaction for the fine upstanding examples of manhood on this site. Get ready to tug each others' little winkles boys!..........."get your tits out for the lads....."At least I watched the game, judge. I'll wager that you didn't bother.And fwiw, I was pretty impressed with the standard of play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 15, 2015 Report Share Posted June 15, 2015 At least I watched the game, judge. I'll wager that you didn't bother.And fwiw, I was pretty impressed with the standard of play.You did?I thought Aluko was gash - kept overrunning the ball ( I know it was an artificial pitch but even so). Our goalkeeper is the biggest poser I've ever seen (and I've seen Georgios Samaras), the inability to string together three consecutive passes was embarrassing even judged at this level.The accelerant is of course, being told that these are the best players in the world. Well, they are in a sense, but if that is the case then they shouldn't be patronised and told how brilliant this whole thing is when it's dull as ditchwater and the standard of play, even in context, is bloody rank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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