Eddie Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 it's kicking off nicely in the states at the moment, what with the banning of the confederate flag and Donald trump running for president with only 1 message, 'it's those fucking Mexicans fault' it's brewing up nicely. However it's not his politics that got him a nom, it's his ridiculous hair. The bald cunt should do the decent thing and either cut it short or get a hair transplant. He could end up being the most powerful man in the world with a shredded wheat on his head. Not on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 His bonce is indeed reminiscent of a high fibre breakfast but i`m hoping he`ll never make prez as he is a total bastard. That said the current guy in the White House isn`t far behind him, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 (edited) How does he get a beautiful woman half his age? Edited July 11, 2015 by camberwell gypsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 11, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 His bonce is indeed reminiscent of a high fibre breakfast but i`m hoping he`ll never make prez as he is a total bastard. That said the current guy in the White House isn`t far behind him, at least the current prez had the bollocks to go into Pakistan uninvited, on a 50-50 chance and nail bin laden. Can you imagine our lot trying to make a decision on that, no fucking chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 it's kicking off nicely in the states at the moment, what with the banning of the confederate flag and Donald trump running for president with only 1 message, 'it's those fucking Mexicans fault' it's brewing up nicely. However it's not his politics that got him a nom, it's his ridiculous hair. The bald cunt should do the decent thing and either cut it short or get a hair transplant. He could end up being the most powerful man in the world with a shredded wheat on his head. Not on.Surely king of the shredded wheat on head look? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 11, 2015 Report Share Posted July 11, 2015 Surely king of the shredded wheat on head look?Gypsy, did you see Alex Jones on The Politics Show? Comedy gold. at least the current prez had the bollocks to go into Pakistan uninvited, on a 50-50 chance and nail bin laden. Can you imagine our lot trying to make a decision on that, no fucking chance.Fair point Eddie, but i can`t warm to the fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Gypsy, did you see Alex Jones on The Politics Show? Comedy gold.Fair point Eddie, but i can`t warm to the fucker.Alex Jones? Never heard of him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Alex Jones? Never heard of himGood.... he`s a bit of a big faced overweight cunt who makes money of simpletons. That aside, a jolly nice chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 How does he get a beautiful woman half his age?He files for bankruptcy protection four times, squirrels his money away in tax havens like the Cayman Islands, then goes to a doctor for a lifetime supply of Viagra and a cock pump. The birds can't resist such a charming cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 He files for bankruptcy protection four times, squirrels his money away in tax havens like the Cayman Islands, then goes to a doctor for a lifetime supply of Viagra and a cock pump. The birds can't resist such a charming cunt. I bet he's still not getting any despite his efforts. If she so much as undressed in front of him he'd have a heart attack. And she's a pathetic gold digging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 shredded wheat pubes as well? What does everyone think.*other wheat based breakfast cereals are available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I bet he's still not getting any despite his efforts. If she so much as undressed in front of him he'd have a heart attack. And she's a pathetic gold digging cunt.It may take an ultra powerful vacuum pump and an a Viagra IV, but he'll have the finest prossies his personal assistants can hire. Any woman with even the slightest amount of self respect, wouldn't be caught dead with the cunt. But soulless street-walking slappers are already too far gone to care. They'll gladly take a load from the Donald if there is even a chance of a paternity suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 at least the current prez had the bollocks to go into Pakistan uninvited, on a 50-50 chance and nail bin laden. Can you imagine our lot trying to make a decision on that, no fucking chance.Bin Laden has been dead since at least 2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Bin Laden has been dead since at least 2000.I've never been one for conspiracy theories but my nephew tells me he works at a KFC in Warrington 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Good.... he`s a bit of a big faced overweight cunt who makes money of simpletons. That aside, a jolly nice chap. his politics are a tad right of hitler and many people did see him as a bit of a joke, even the republicans have asked him to tone it down a bit, however the general public love him and he is even out if front in some poles taken. He called the Mexican immigrants, drug dealers, killers and rapists, even lined up people holding giant photos of relatives who were murdered by illegal immigrants at his speeches.Don't be surprised if he does become the candidate. In a recent speech a few liberals tried to heckle him, the crowd soon drowned them out with USA, USA, USA, I like him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 It may take an ultra powerful vacuum pump and an a Viagra IV, but he'll have the finest prossies his personal assistants can hire. Any woman with even the slightest amount of self respect, wouldn't be caught dead with the cunt. But soulless street-walking slappers are already too far gone to care. They'll gladly take a load from the Donald if there is even a chance of a paternity suit. Now you put it that way, where's the end of the queue? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 I've never been one for conspiracy theories but my nephew tells me he works at a KFC in Warringtonthe halal one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Trump's a fucking joke, and anywhere else but America he'd be a complete laughing stock for his total lack of self-awareness and stupid fucking hairstyle. Well, except maybe for North Korea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 his politics are a tad right of hitler and many people did see him as a bit of a joke, even the republicans have asked him to tone it down a bit, however the general public love him and he is even out if front in some poles taken. He called the Mexican immigrants, drug dealers, killers and rapists, even lined up people holding giant photos of relatives who were murdered by illegal immigrants at his speeches.Don't be surprised if he does become the candidate. In a recent speech a few liberals tried to heckle him, the crowd soon drowned them out with USA, USA, USA, I like him.Better start building a nuclear shelter if this joker gets the keys to the white house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manila Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Trump has a point .My brother in LA says illegal aliens from Mexico cause crimess, want to go on welfare,and won't learn English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 Trump has a point .My brother in LA says illegal aliens from Mexico cause crimess, want to go on welfare,and won't learn English. A bit like the Scots in Carlisle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 12, 2015 Report Share Posted July 12, 2015 or any cunt in London.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Now you put it that way, where's the end of the queue?Last I saw, the maps had it in Times Square, in NYC. A veritable Mecca of cuntfuckery! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 13, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 Trump has a point .My brother in LA says illegal aliens from Mexico cause crimess, want to go on welfare,and won't learn English. Trump has a point .My brother in LA says illegal aliens from Mexico cause crimess, want to go on welfare,and won't learn English.I hate those cunts who won't learn English and cause crimess! trump bought a building overlooking the site of the twin towers as it was going to be turned into a mosque. He thought it was a deliberate poke at the 9/11 relatives. I like him a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 The problem with these Alpha Male cunts is when the rest of the world gets caught up in their willy-smashing competitions.He gets the keys to the Oval Office and within hours it'll be him and Putin going "Outside now, motherfucker! I'm gonna nuke you".....whilst Kim Jong-Un plays their tag-team partner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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