Guest MickeyWires Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 Mr Brewer, an absolute epic cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I’m watching a bit of TV while my Mrs blows the equivalent of a weeks shopping at the hairdressers, and just heard Brewer telling Edd China how he “has a bit of a infinity” for the car they’ve just done up. Fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Ape said: I’m watching a bit of TV while my Mrs blows the equivalent of a weeks shopping at the hairdressers, and just heard Brewer telling Edd China how he “has a bit of a infinity” for the car they’ve just done up. Fucking cretin. I'm still waiting for the episode where Edd snaps and finally buries a screwdriver in the greasy little cunt's neck and disposes of him by throwing his body into the acid bath that is used for paint removal before using his stripped and bleached bones as the trim for a Triumph Spitfire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I'm still waiting for the episode where Edd snaps and finally buries a screwdriver in the greasy little cunt's neck and disposes of him by throwing his body into the acid bath that is used for paint removal before using his stripped and bleached bones as the trim for a Triumph Spitfire. He must be tempted, the little fat fucker always seems to bring him sports cars designed for midgets, that poor Edd has fuck all chance of ever driving with his 6 foot 7 frame, and has to watch Brewer enjoying the results of his hard work at the end. Selfish little spiv. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 I wonder if Edd is short for anything? Anyhow, here`s one especially for Mike to take for a spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lord McCunty Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On 09/08/2015 at 9:38 AM, Alfie Noakes said: Edd China is a great mechanic, but Mike Brewer is and always will be a cunt. He has a very annoying voice and a Quentin Wilsonesque ability to look and act like an oily used car salesman. How the fuck do you know what a good mechanic is? I bet you can't even change a tyre, you thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 21 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: How the fuck do you know what a good mechanic is? I bet you can't even change a tyre, you thick twat. I get other cunts to change them for me I don't even jerk off horses any more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 28 minutes ago, Lord McCunty said: How the fuck do you know what a good mechanic is? I bet you can't even change a tyre, you thick twat. Yawn. Come on then, tell us all what a great mechanic you are, because if you are able to change a tyre, you must have specialist garage equipment. Or did you mean wheel? Thick twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 26 minutes ago, ratcum said: I get other cunts to change them for me I don't even jerk off horses any more How 'Freddie Got Fingered' didn't win an Academy Award for the horse scene is still a mystery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: How 'Freddie Got Fingered' didn't win an Academy Award for the horse scene is still a mystery. There's a horse scene? I had to stop watching after the first ten minutes of constant autistic screeching from a woefully unfunny, coke addled, fully grown man. That cunt deserved every bit of the cancer that ravaged his bollocks. The things I would if he were locked in a room with me along with a bucket of industrial strength epoxy and a potato peeler are unspeakable even on here. I don't know why I have these feelings towards Tom Green... I just know that I want him to suffer for a very long time in the most painful way imaginable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Back door specialist Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 On 10/08/2015 at 6:46 PM, William T.D. Stickers said: As Cuntybaws alludes, merely kissing one's mother is for fucking prudes. That would depend on what she looks like......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 hours ago, Lord McCunty said: How the fuck do you know what a good mechanic is? I bet you can't even change a tyre, you thick twat. You know fuck all about me, I stripped my first two stroke engine apart at 11 years old you fucking assumptive wanker. Fuck off and stand in front of a fast moving train. Retarded spunk gargling cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: How 'Freddie Got Fingered' didn't win an Academy Award for the horse scene is still a mystery. a semenal moment in cinema Authoritah, rather like Jenny Agutter's in Equus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 6 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You know fuck all about me, I stripped my first two stroke engine apart at 11 years old you fucking assumptive wanker. Fuck off and stand in front of a fast moving train. Retarded spunk gargling cretin. Alfie, I know nothing about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 hours ago, ratcum said: I get other cunts to change them for me I don't even jerk off horses any more Only because the Jockey Club found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 15 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: You know fuck all about me, I stripped my first two stroke engine apart at 11 years old you fucking assumptive wanker. Fuck off and stand in front of a fast moving train. Retarded spunk gargling cretin. 11? Pah! Us gypsy kids are taught to strip an engine at 5. As well as hurling stones at baillifs with slingshots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 32 minutes ago, ratcum said: Alfie, I know nothing about you. But Autmaster General Baws knows all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: 11? Pah! Us gypsy kids are taught to strip an engine at 5. As well as hurling stones at baillifs with slingshots. May have stripped it down at 11 but I was 13 when it worked again. It was an old seagull outboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 59 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Only because the Jockey Club found out. it was relief for everyone involved Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 34 minutes ago, Alfie Noakes said: But Autmaster General Baws knows all. where are these "fast moving train(s)" you speak of? Not in Britain that's for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 When I was younger there was a car show on Channel 4 or 5. Every week Honor Blackman turned up in leathers, and some other cunts had to work out who drove a car based on all the shit that was to be found inside the car. I think it was called 'The Car's The Star', but that might be bollocks. This was back when Top Gear was still a serious show, and that lounge lizard Quentin Willson presented it, alongside that gimp Tiff Needell. I wouldn't have said no to Vicki Butler-Henderson, but anybody remember Kate Humble on Top Gear? Right? Badger hugging Kate Humble used to present a car programme. Am I dreaming here? These days I simply go straight to Youtube and watch blokes smash up classic '60s and '70s cars by driving way beyond their abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: When I was younger there was a car show on Channel 4 or 5. Every week Honor Blackman turned up in leathers, and some other cunts had to work out who drove a car based on all the shit that was to be found inside the car. I think it was called 'The Car's The Star', but that might be bollocks. This was back when Top Gear was still a serious show, and that lounge lizard Quentin Willson presented it, alongside that gimp Tiff Needell. I wouldn't have said no to Vicki Butler-Henderson, but anybody remember Kate Humble on Top Gear? Right? Badger hugging Kate Humble used to present a car programme. Am I dreaming here? These days I simply go straight to Youtube and watch blokes smash up classic '60s and '70s cars by driving way beyond their abilities. Tidybeard cunt Noel Edmonds also presented Top Gear when it was crap. His other notable motoring achievement was destroying an original Ford GT40 whilst playing at being a racing driver on a public road. Pity he never tried playing helicopter chicken with Mike Smith. That leads to a joke: what's the similarity between Sarah Greenes' legs and Sarah Greenes' cunt?.......................they've both been fucked by Mike Smiths chopper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Tidybeard cunt Noel Edmonds.... He's the last of the oldschool BBC weirdo crowd. He has weird new age beliefs and seems pretty damaged. To stay in the public eye for so long, he must have seen some serious shit and burned the candle at both ends. He must have turned a blind eye to some serious fucking nonsense. Not surprised the cunt looks like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: He's the last of the oldschool BBC weirdo crowd. He has weird new age beliefs and seems pretty damaged. To stay in the public eye for so long, he must have seen some serious shit and burned the candle at both ends. He must have turned a blind eye to some serious fucking nonsense. Not surprised the cunt looks like this: Blobby, blobby, blobby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted October 7, 2017 Report Share Posted October 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ape said: Blobby, blobby, blobby! Noel's House Party defined Saturdays for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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