ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: Sorry if that was hard to understand,. what I meant was that your use of the word "largesse" in that sentence clearly indicates that you don't know its meaning. Try not to use words you don't understand, it makes you look like an ignorant teenage prick. Understand now? Give me an example of your largesse fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 09/08/2015 at 09:38, Alfie Noakes said: Edd China is a great mechanic, but Mike Brewer is and always will be a cunt. He has a very annoying voice and a Quentin Wilsonesque ability to look and act like an oily used car salesman. I take the opposite view. You see a car is a beautiful thing. Like a woman Alfie.* You have to wine and dine her and lavish regular presents and tokens of your affection to get the best out of her. Finally it's not the tune up, it's how you spend quality time together afterwards. Mike knows all that. *apologies to The Fast Show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 09/08/2015 at 09:42, Guest said: exactly alfie. ed is cool. he actually explains stuff. Like how to waste your time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Give me an example of your largesse fat cunt. It was generous of me to point out your error (that's largesse). If you take the advice you may not make such a fool of yourself in future. By the way, did you know this is Cunts' Corner? I think you might fit in better on a forum for arseholes, where your juvenile insults, ill-informed prattle and asinne non-sequiturs would be better appreciated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 On 09/08/2015 at 10:02, Cuntybaws said: What Mike Brewer NEEDS, Alf, is to have every bone in his body beaten to a fine powder with a rock hammer, thus making it easier to feed him through an industrial bark stripper before setting him on fire. Have you got your Licence back yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Hammer of Cunts said: It was generous of me to point out your error (that's largesse). If you take the advice you may not make such a fool of yourself in future. By the way, did you know this is Cunts' Corner? I think you might fit in better on a forum for arseholes, where your juvenile insults, ill-informed prattle and asinne non-sequiturs would be better appreciated. Lots of high falutting words fat cunt. Squeeze a few more out when you reply Dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 9 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Lots of high falutting words fat cunt. Squeeze a few more out when you reply Dick. FFS, you can't even spell "falutin". Which of the other words were giving you trouble? I'd imagine that you're familiar with the word "arsehole", you must hear it frequently; athough you probably think it means "hello". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 52 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: FFS, you can't even spell "falutin". Which of the other words were giving you trouble? I'd imagine that you're familiar with the word "arsehole", you must hear it frequently; athough you probably think it means "hello". Old rubberlips took the bait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Grinning from ear to ear with GREEN ENVY aren't you? Trouble with you, Path Shit, as I've found out, is you hate other people's success. Anybody who has raised themselves off their primeval haunches and achieved a modicum of worldly largesse and status is a target for your resentment caused by a deep inner insecurity. LOL Babe and don't forget Songs of Praise on the Beeb later. If I was green with envy then wouldn't I be jealous of Edd China as well? You're probably one of those simpleton cunts who find Mike Brewer charming and entertaining. Perhaps you relate to him because you are also a chubby little egomaniacal twat completely devoid of charisma? You just keep dancing your way back to me like the spastic fucking man child you really are, don't ya? Even when I fuck off for a week. I noticed you managed to slip in calling me "Babe" - pathetic little codependent gimp. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, Roadkill said: If I was green with envy then wouldn't I be jealous of Edd China as well? You're probably one of those simpleton cunts who find Mike Brewer charming and entertaining. Perhaps you relate to him because you are also a chubby little egomaniacal twat completely devoid of charisma? You just keep dancing your way back to me like the spastic fucking man child you really are, don't ya? Even when I fuck off for a week. I noticed you managed to slip in calling me "Babe" - pathetic little codependent gimp. That's what I like about you. A great little performer, like one of Mike's cars. As for "charisma" - from the expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 Just now, ChildeHarold said: That's what I like about you. A great little performer, like one of Mike's cars. As for "charisma" - from the expert. Fuck off you boring little wet cardboard divvy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 21 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Fuck off you boring little wet cardboard divvy. Pedal off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 He doesn't really have much idea of wit or originality; it's like a stream of playground taunts. With a bit of luck, Roops will fuck him off soon for his comments about the MP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Have you got your Licence back yet? Isn't it nearly time for your rusks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Isn't it nearly your time for your rusks? I must say Mike Brewer is a man's man, if you can understand that. T Rumour has it, he has persuaded Ed China to repurpose two hundred discarded old SU Carburettor air filters, from the skip outside, into useful ventilators for the NHS during the second wave. Now that's what I call giving. Mike doesn't brag or make a fuss. Unlike you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 @Cuntybaws See what I mean? He's not even entertaining in his failure anymore - best to have him put down. More dignified to end it with a quick stamp to the base of the neck with one of Roops' Hugo Boss 7 inch heels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 2, 2020 Report Share Posted August 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, Roadkill said: @Cuntybaws See what I mean? He's not even entertaining in his failure anymore - best to have him put down. More dignified to end it with a quick stamp to the base of the neck with one of Roops' Hugo Boss 7 inch heels. Is that the pair you lick every night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 15 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: He doesn't really have much idea of wit or originality; it's like a stream of playground taunts. With a bit of luck, Roops will fuck him off soon for his comments about the MP. Mummy this boy is picking on me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 Mike Brewer discovered, after several experiments on Ed China's elderly relatives, that hooking Covid patients up to the twin SU Carburettor greatly improved their chances of survival - with new air filters of course. What an example of generous celebrity in action, applying his experience and knowledge to a problem of national importance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 Don't these message boards have some way of blocking content from shits like Childish? As it seems to enjoy attention, I suppose it's probably best just to ignore it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 17 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: He doesn't really have much idea of wit or originality; it's like a stream of playground taunts. With a bit of luck, Roops will fuck him off soon for his comments about the MP. It would seem that Roops has just taken down the comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Trucking Funt said: It would seem that Roops has just taken down the comment. Taken down around 22.00 last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Mrs Roops said: Taken down around 22.00 last night. Is potential libel not worth a ban on here? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 minute ago, Trucking Funt said: Is potential libel not worth a ban on here? Please? It really isn't funny anymore (tbh, it never was). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Trucking Funt said: Is potential libel not worth a ban on here? We generally remove libellous comments and leave it at that as most people are not attuned to the ramifications of the UK's arcane libel laws. As far as I recall we've suspended an account where the punter repeated a previously deleted post and in another case where a libellous post was made as a retaliatory measure to bring The Corner to the attention of interested parties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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