Mrs Roops Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: You mean POTENTIALLY libellous since libel, in the UK at least, is civil law and needs to be judged in a court to be proven. Neither you, I or anybody else is in a position to determine something libellous. Here endeth today's lesson. Well, that's fine but the site's owners don't fancy paying m'learned colleagues to find out...unless you want to stump up, oh let's say £20k into an escrow account to cover possibilities? I thought not, so we'll stick to the far cheaper option of nipping "potentially libellous" content in the bud. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 9 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, that's fine but the site's owners don't fancy paying m'learned colleagues to find out...unless you want to stump up, oh let's say £20k into an escrow account to cover possibilities? I thought not, so we'll stick to the far cheaper option of nipping "potentially libellous" content in the bud. Fuck me. She's a lawyer now as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me. She's a lawyer now as well. I think she's also a Methodist minister as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I think she's also a Methodist minister as well. He won't let go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trucking Funt Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Eric, stay behind after school and copy, "I will in future put my head down and try as hard as possible." 100x Are you just an imbecile or does your fuckwit persona require effort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's a show about older cars being renovated in the present day. Your stupidity really knows no bounds. And they never made a 3.5 Capri. The used to drop the Rover 3.5 in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 12 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: The used to drop the Rover 3.5 in them. I said they never made a 3.5 Capri. It's possible to put a Rover V8 in a mk 3, but not commonly done because the 3.0 Essex Ford engine can be taken out to 3.3 and despite being a V6, still has more BHP than a Rover lump, which began life as an unwanted Oldsmobile experiment. A typical overweight and underpowered yank plodder. An even better option is the Ford 2.9 Scorpio engine, which drops in without a fuss. I was seriously into fast Fords when I was younger. My favourite one was an '83 Escort RS 1600i. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I said they never made a 3.5 Capri. It's possible to put a Rover V8 in a mk 3, but not commonly done because the 3.0 Essex Ford engine can be taken out to 3.3 and despite being a V6, still has more BHP than a Rover lump, which began life as an unwanted Oldsmobile experiment. A typical overweight and underpowered yank plodder. An even better option is the Ford 2.9 Scorpio engine, which drops in without a fuss. I was seriously into fast Fords when I was younger. My favourite one was an '83 Escort RS 1600i. I knew a couple of people who did the rover conversion .. it was to show off that V8 lump rather than for pure performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 4 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me. She's a lawyer now as well. I think that she has explained that she is not a lawyer and doesn't want to pay their fees .. all similar sites face the same issue and do the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 Just now, Dawn Chorus said: I knew a couple of people who did the rover conversion .. it was to show off that V8 lump rather than for pure performance. Yes, there are some weirdos in the modification crowd. Remember they used to fit oversized springs and dampers to raise the arse end 5 inches and completely fuck up the handling? My MO was leave ride height alone, stiffen the dampers about 10%, and polish out the cylinder head. Maybe fit a performance Weber twin-choke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 3, 2020 Report Share Posted August 3, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: I think that she has explained that she is not a lawyer and doesn't want to pay their fees .. all similar sites face the same issue and do the same. Referring to lawyers as M'learned colleagues' implies one is also a lawyer. Posturing bollocks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 14 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Well, that's fine but the site's owners don't fancy paying m'learned colleagues to find out...unless you want to stump up, oh let's say £20k into an escrow account to cover possibilities? I thought not, so we'll stick to the far cheaper option of nipping "potentially libellous" content in the bud. That's better. There's nothing worse than somebody who pretends, badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 9 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Referring to lawyers as M'learned colleagues' implies one is also a lawyer. Posturing bollocks. Its a phrase borrowed from the Private Eye lexicon. I've also referred to The Corner's Mods and Admins as "m'learned colleagues". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 18 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's better. There's nothing worse than somebody who pretends, badly. So where's the £20k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Its a phrase borrowed from the Private Eye lexicon. I've also referred to The Corner's Mods and Admins as "m'learned colleagues". What was Rick B's old nickname gleaned from a Private Eye socialist character? Dave Spart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 7 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: What was Rick B's old nickname gleaned from a Private Eye socialist character? Dave Spart? From the back of my mind I think its some tenuous connection to a guitar, but I'm not too sure on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 19 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck me. She's a lawyer now as well. She also invented Velcro, corrected the mistakes made by the boffins behind nuclear fusion (the silly little men) and penned the lyrics to "Daddy Cool" by Boney M, amongst other outstanding achievements. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 22 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would you let the mechanical Sasquatch finger your bum-bum wearing orange gloves? if it meant my big end would last another 10,000 miles.. ..yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 3 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: She also invented Velcro, corrected the mistakes made by the boffins behind nuclear fusion (the silly little men) and penned the lyrics to "Daddy Cool" by Boney M, amongst other outstanding achievements. She also makes exceedingly good cakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Weary&Disgusted Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 On 03/08/2020 at 16:14, ratcum said: In an ideal world I would marry Ed China and still keep Frau Rat on as my porcupine Or maybe even as your concubine. Less spiky quills to deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I've also referred to The Corner's Mods and Admins as "m'learned colleagues". "m'retarded colleagues" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 17 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: "m'retarded colleagues" "M'special colleagues" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 4, 2020 Report Share Posted August 4, 2020 10 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: She also invented Velcro, corrected the mistakes made by the boffins behind nuclear fusion (the silly little men) and penned the lyrics to "Daddy Cool" by Boney M, amongst other outstanding achievements. 'Daddy Coal' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spatz Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 Totally agree, my wife hates it when I watch "the obviously false" wheeler stealer as I'm always shouting at the TV 'cus of Brewers poor acting and ego, only watched it for the mechanics and Ed. Brewer! You're a cunt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 7 hours ago, Spatz said: Totally agree, my wife hates it when I watch "the obviously false" wheeler stealer as I'm always shouting at the TV 'cus of Brewers poor acting and ego, only watched it for the mechanics and Ed. Brewer! You're a cunt Is the little fat wanker still doing telly? If so then it’s about time he had another kicking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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