Guest Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 (edited) Anyone on here seen this twit?He's in a tv show called 'wheeler dealers' on one of the obscure channels. whereby him and some gangly tosser buy wanked out old cars,'do them up' and then sell them at an alleged profit.It grinds my gears, (car based pun) to see the litte berk claim he's made 500 or 1000 pounds profit etc, when he does not include the workshop or labour costs. fucking idiot.In actual fact, in the more recent episodes they now claim to not make any money, it's just nice to keep a modern classic on the road etc. what the fuck is a 'modern classic' any way?!? and to top it all, the moron has an annoying voice and lady like pointy eyebrows. the show needs to be deleted, as does he. Edited August 9, 2015 by out_of_god tags added Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Edd China is a great mechanic, but Mike Brewer is and always will be a cunt. He has a very annoying voice and a Quentin Wilsonesque ability to look and act like an oily used car salesman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 exactly alfie.ed is cool. he actually explains stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I would let Edd work on my car, but not the bunch of cunts at my local kwik fit. Mike Brewer sounds like he needs a looser pair of trousers or a really big shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 I would let Edd work on my car, but not the bunch of cunts at my local kwik fit. Mike Brewer sounds like he needs a looser pair of trousers or a really big shit.What Mike Brewer NEEDS, Alf, is to have every bone in his body beaten to a fine powder with a rock hammer, thus making it easier to feed him through an industrial bark stripper before setting him on fire. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Never trust a bloke with pointy eyebrows, they usually turn out to be tight bastards or pervy cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Never trust a bloke with pointy eyebrows, they usually turn out to be tight bastards or pervy cunts.or satan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Never trust a bloke with pointy eyebrows, they usually turn out to be tight bastards or pervy cunts.Separated at birth... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 Brewer is indeed a cunt. Good nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 China might be a good mechanic but he looks like a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 9, 2015 Report Share Posted August 9, 2015 maybe.it's rather odd that he wears t shirts over a long sleeve top.racist tattoos maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Needle marks from the drugs that are required to prevent Edd from loosening Brewers head from his shoulders with an oil filter wrench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 If you want to sound like a doggy used car salesman next time you are flogging or buying a 'Mota' please find the following Mike Brewer terminology guide.Any rent left: has the car any road tax ?4 new boots: The car has 4 new tiresGoes/stops like a train: Accelerates well and has good brakesits a pup: Its a second hand car with many faults,can't think of any more, but proof enough, if any more is needed, that he is indeed a massive bell end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 and of course "hold aat yer and" .....TOOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 and of course "hold aat yer and" .....TOOLYou're havin' a Turkish, fella. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) and of course "hold aat yer and" .....TOOLYou like the way it gets daan the road ?, cash today ?,I am thinking of buying a e type in a shocking state, selling it to brewer then buying it back at the end of the show, end result nice car and just paid for parts and no costly labour at £100.00 per hour, result !. Also you can grade the age of the episode on how fat the cunts is, very early episodes chubby, then obviously thought to himself I am on the telly better shift a bit of lard, so slimmed down, now thinks fuck it and is a big fat cunt, new series start Next Monday , cant wait ! Edited August 10, 2015 by Eddie ALRIGHT FELLA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Edd China is a good mechanic and I quite enjoy the parts of the show that don't involve the Brewer-cunt. The only unfortunate thing for Edd is that he looks exactly like my mate Andy, and he's a complete fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 Anyone on here seen this twit?He's in a tv show called 'wheeler dealers' on one of the obscure channels. whereby him and some gangly tosser buy wanked out old cars,'do them up' and then sell them at an alleged profit.It grinds my gears, (car based pun) to see the litte berk claim he's made 500 or 1000 pounds profit etc, when he does not include the workshop or labour costs. fucking idiot.In actual fact, in the more recent episodes they now claim to not make any money, it's just nice to keep a modern classic on the road etc. what the fuck is a 'modern classic' any way?!?and to top it all, the moron has an annoying voice and lady like pointy eyebrows.the show needs to be deleted, as does he.No, I'm afraid I haven't seen this show, or the aforementioned cunt who presents it.This is because, unlike you, I don't sit around watching the latest episodes of daytime TV programmes I'm not even enjoying, chain smoking Silk Cuts, ringing low-priced sex chatlines like "Over 40 Northern Birds", and online shopping for the cheapest deal on 3 litres of Frosty Jack's.Put some fucking socks on man, and get a job you cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 No, I'm afraid I haven't seen this show, or the aforementioned cunt who presents it.This is because, unlike you, I don't sit around watching the latest episodes of daytime TV programmes I'm not even enjoying, chain smoking Silk Cuts, ringing low-priced sex chatlines like "Over 40 Northern Birds", and online shopping for the cheapest deal on 3 litres of Frosty Jack's.Put some fucking socks on man, and get a job you cunt!that's a bit uncalled for mate....its not like that at all....err what's the number for "over 40 northern birds" just in case I ring it by mistake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 that's a bit uncalled for mate....its not like that at all....err what's the number for "over 40 northern birds" just in case I ring it by mistakebill knows it off by heart... its his home telephone number ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 No, I'm afraid I haven't seen this show, or the aforementioned cunt who presents it.This is because, unlike you, I don't sit around watching the latest episodes of daytime TV programmes I'm not even enjoying, chain smoking Silk Cuts, ringing low-priced sex chatlines like "Over 40 Northern Birds", and online shopping for the cheapest deal on 3 litres of Frosty Jack's.Put some fucking socks on man, and get a job you cunt!erm, it's on in the evening?after work?do you kiss your mother with that mouth sonny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 do you kiss your mother with that mouth sonny?I dread to think what he does to his mother with that mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 10, 2015 Report Share Posted August 10, 2015 (edited) erm, it's on in the evening?after work?do you kiss your mother with that mouth sonny?As Cuntybaws alludes, merely kissing one's mother is for fucking prudes. Edited August 10, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MickeyWires Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 I can't stand the porky, mockney little cunt. I'm actually watching him now on wheeler dealers just to wind myself up. Edd however, is a fucking ledge !! ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 10 minutes ago, MickeyWires said: I can't stand the porky, mockney little cunt. I'm actually watching him now on wheeler dealers just to wind myself up. Edd however, is a fucking ledge !! ?? A ledge? You mean a legend surely. I think he's a cunt but there you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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